janerd75
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Only Poop Gifs and Dick Jones
Again, when it's bOOardie time I want you all to remember who made this happen. But Jantard, you ask, "If someone told you to jump off a
bridge, would you do it?" Motherfuck, at this point I'd shove a Mossburg up my ass, pull the trigger and bark lead. Regardless,
CCharger's the name framed in this blame game come vOOting time.
Poop gif ahoy hoy!!!
And now everybody give a warm round of applause to the greatest Senior President in OCP history, here's Mr. Richard "Dick" Jones!!!
Aww fuck, what do you people want now?!?! Oh. OHHHHHHH. Dick JOKES. That's fine, I guess, but I figured everyone would want to hear about the
wonderful and exciting consumer products hitting the market in 1987 from the world's finest mega-corporation dedicated to meeting the needs of
virtually every consumer, as well as its groundbreaking and innovative non-profit operations, such as city replacement and military-grade,
death-cannon-arm equipped, buggy sentinel robots. Oh well, your loss. 
 
Lol, I got you all agayn! Those are dick gifs, not jokes. Okay here's the only one I know that I made up. It's a little esoteric so work
with me here:
My dick's so big it takes Mr. Spock to read its mind and Dr. Spock to teach it how to read.
Lol, I got you all agayn agayn 'cause the second and third part of that joke are far more realistic than the first. Oh. 
You got it doll! Now pick them scabs and loosen up for the Lawnmower Jan, 'cause here cums a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Thanks for playing everyone! Remember C-C-h-a-r-g-e-r spells Jackass of the Year for making this happen! Here, have a sexy, hypnotic slice of hot
NSFW ass for your troubles!
Man, am I ever happy you didn't suggest racist gifs! That's why I only used gifs of monkeys so I wouldn't get in trouble.
WHEW, was that ever close!
Lol, is, was, and ever will be! So I don't spook the normies, and balance the scales of justice for that last one, here's some bonus
classy white bitch action!!!!
Agayn, 'member to send your complaints to [email protected]
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"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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Flash
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As I worked my way through your post Janerd I went from grossed out, to chuckling, to ending on just feeling sad.
In the spirit of this thread I would imagine those are all thoughts that go through Janerds sexual partners minds when they see him naked... 
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
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| posted on 6-9-2017 at 03:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Flash
As I worked my way through your post Janerd I went from grossed out, to chuckling, to ending on just feeling sad.
In the spirit of this thread I would imagine those are all thoughts that go through Janerds sexual partners minds when they see him naked...
YASS, that's the spirit of joke making!
Oh, my beloved Canadian Bearpaws, you'll always be the Cas to my Dean.
Because he promised me something wonderful if that handy in the Walmart parking lot was to his satisfaction.
[Edited on 6-9-2017 by janerd75]
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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CCharger
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We've reached Peak Janerd everyone.
I'm so, so sorry.
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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janerd75
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Oh man, it's Chargy! Wonder what he's got to say...
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Originally posted by CCharger
We've reached Peak Janerd everyone.
I'm so, so sorry.
What the what now?!?!  
 
My Dear Good Man Whose Fault This Is, I have not yet begun to peak. The OO Basement is a strange and wonderful place, no? Yes. YES. YES!!!!!!
[Edited on 6-9-2017 by janerd75]
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7332
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is Offline Mood: ChinceMcMahon
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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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