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Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (June 12, 2017)
Il Palazzo
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 02:39 AM
I've been trying, but there aren't enough leaks.
But seriously. EMMA. Back! AGAIN. For the......... something-th time! And apparently we now have Ye Olde
We-Have-A-Bunch-Of-People-So-Here's-A-Six-Person-Tag-Match Match.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
Count Zero
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 02:42 AM
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Ye Olde We-Have-A-Bunch-Of-People-So-Here's-A-Six-Person-Tag-Match Match.
The Teddy Long Memorial Semi-Main Event Segment? ...Okay, I
really was trying to make that shorter. Epic fail. I blame Emma for looking so good it ruined my ..words?
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
LoveMuscle
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 02:45 AM
So John Cena is a "free agent"? Is this how they move him to Raw?
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 02:47 AM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
Emma could not be more fucking useless.
Yes she could. She could be Alicia Fox. Then she would be a complete waste of oxygen.
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 02:49 AM
Any reason to believe that things get shittier on RAW when Steph disappears from being on-screen? I've got it stuck in my head that the current
spiral into deep mediocrity sort of started when she got rekt going through the table at Mania. And because she's not around (off doing whatever
corporate-y stuff in real life) there's no one backstage to put the brakes on her dear increasingly-demented old daddy and his favourite
catamite, Bukukky when they think up something awful to do to their employees.
Probably grasping at straws I suppose. Might be giving this show up entirely until SummerSlam thanks to the shit abyss it's fallen into since
April.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 02:56 AM
End it on a hug?!?! Aww fuckin' grow a pair, Bayley.
And gaaaaaaat I finally figured out who Corey Grave reminds me of.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
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Il Palazzo
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 02:58 AM
Now I really want a version of that Titus commercial where they also include Apollo Crews wearing a propeller beanie.
Edit: They're going to make us think The Bear is Ambrose, but in a shocking swerve it'll be unmasked to reveal WWECW's The
Zombie.
[Edited on 6-13-2017 by Il Palazzo]
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:01 AM
And now we've got the Teddy Bear Memorial Semi-Main Event Segm
Sorry, that joke deserved to be put down. Kind of the theme here tonight, I think?
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:02 AM
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
G. Jonah Jameson
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:05 AM
Somewhere, Jerry Lawler is sad that he doesn't get to make all these bear jokes.
This match is totally worth it for the puns alone.
janerd75
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:08 AM
I think that Dean Ambrose shaped bear's got a future in the WWE.
Otherwise, fuck it. DID SOMEONE SAY BEARS!?!?!?
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Il Palazzo
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:10 AM
Personally, I'd say it was worth it for a Slater win, but I'm not even sure that's true. Also I guess a few bonus points for that
last failed attempt at a bear pun.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:14 AM
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
Personally, I'd say it was worth it for a Slater win, but I'm not even sure that's true. Also I guess a few bonus points for that
last failed attempt at a bear pun.
I posted my original opinion before the match ended, and I stand by it. Heath Slater getting the win is a bonus.
Il Palazzo
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:22 AM
Since I wasn't paying attention, did they even have a match, or was that another super quick ambush? I'm assuming the latter. RAM's
the home of exciting cruiserweight action!
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
janerd75
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:24 AM
Apparently I'm only watching RAM for Joe and the Cruisers. Neville's the King, innit?
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:28 AM
We should set up a wrestling show section on Rotten Tomatoes. Tonight's one is easily a 10% favourable rating if there ever was one. Anyway we
can get Vince to fall off a Diva (or off of Bukukky) and break a hip and disappear for a while? That's about the only way to put a stop to these
streaks of crap that happen every year with the TV programming for this company.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:31 AM
Oh Geez-ZUS this shit agayn?!?
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Il Palazzo
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:34 AM
This keeps feeling like a Big Cass turn, but I really hope they take a different path. I'm vaguely leaning towards Big Show having a heel turn.
I'm not sure WHY he'd be turning heel against Enzo and Cass, but still.
Edit: NO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SHOW TAKE ENZO OUT FOR SOME UNEXPLAINED REASON!!!!
[Edited on 6-13-2017 by Il Palazzo]
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
Count Zero
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:36 AM
Because why does Big Show ever fucking turn heel? Just because, that's why.
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:37 AM
quote:Originally posted by Il Palazzo
This keeps feeling like a Big Cass turn, but I really hope they take a different path. I'm vaguely leaning towards Big Show having a heel turn.
I'm not sure WHY he'd be turning heel against Enzo and Cass, but still.
Edit: NO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SHOW TAKE ENZO OUT FOR SOME UNEXPLAINED REASON!!!!
[Edited on 6-13-2017 by Il Palazzo]
Things being what they are these days they'll probably rig it so it turns out that IT WAS ENZO ALL ALONG! in the heel turn no one anywhere ever
wanted.
[Edited on 6/13/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Il Palazzo
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 03:54 AM
At least we still have Cesaro and Sheamus. With their recently adopted attorney gimmick.
Also, you do a 2-out-of-3 Falls thing and start it this late. FOR SHAME.
Edit: I kind of loved that Pizza Hut bit. Or, as Noam Dar might say it, Pizza HUUUUuuuuughghghhguhguughguughgughtttttt.
[Edited on 6-13-2017 by Il Palazzo]
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
Count Zero
The Rowdy One
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 04:08 AM
And this is a pretty goodish main-event, in honor of Teddy Long.
What? He's still alive? Oh hell. Fire whoever reported that. (Note: this makes me happy, I like Teddy Long alive.)
Also, that Noam Dar joke made me giggle. It really is too late for me. Janerd? You can get guns, right? I'll give you some maple syrup for
some j-uns.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
janerd75
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 04:13 AM
All day, err day, Holmes! Now lemmie get somma yo sweet syrup!
This Ram was barely gif-worthy. Outside of Brock/Joe, the Cruisers, and Maryseses vergeen, meh, bleech, and feh to the whole proceedings.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
CCharger
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 05:04 AM
Hey, how about we take one of the greatest high flyers perhaps of all time and give him a submission move as a finisher!?
Fucking stupid, horrible bullshit. I'm sorry I tuned in.
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The Rowdy One
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posted on 6-13-2017 at 05:25 AM
Sounds like it was a good idea to tune out after the Joe-Lesnar brawl.
I'm just happy they looked like equals there which bodes well for their match. Orton and Rollins never got that in the build to their squashes
at the hands of Brock.
I finally figured out who Corey Grave reminds me of. 
Neville's the King, innit?
