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posted on 3-10-2010 at 04:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Next Week's Impact Spoilers

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AJ Styles and Ric Flair come out. Styles gets on the mic and calls Abyss a scary looking but stupid monster. Styles asks Abyss if he really thinks that a ring will help him. A.J. comments on their previous matches. Styles says that much like the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus, he does not believe in magical rings. Styles says that he considers himself a gift from God. Flair gets on the mic and rambles about Hogan and Abyss.

Jeff Hardy's music plays and Jeff comes out to the ring. A.J. asks Jeff who he thinks he is and then he calls Hardy a nobody. Styles says that since Hardy wants to put his hands on him and Flair, that they should go at it tonight. Hardy gets on the mic and says it will be a breeze. AJ Styles versus Jeff Hardy is announced for tonight.

Mick Foley and Eric Bischoff are on the screen. Foley apologizes for messing up last week. Eric says that tonight, in the ring they will shave Foley's head and beard to make a citizen out of him.

They show another video. This time it is the Nasty boys beating up Jesse Neal and putting him through a table

The Nasty Boys come out for a six man tag match with Jimmy Hart against Team 3D and Jesse Neal. The Nasty Boys and Hart act as if it is going to be a handicap match as a result of the earlier attack on Jesse Neal. Brother Ray says that is not the case and brings out Brother Runt.

Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart defeated Brother Ray, Brother Devon, and Brother Runt. Jimmy Hart pinned Ray after Saggs hit Ray with the helmet while the referee was distracted. After the match the Nasty Boys bring in a table to put 3D through, but Jesse Neal comes out with his ribs taped for the save. Jesse and Team 3D put Saggs through the table.

Angelina Love is interviewed in the back. She talks about how it sucks that she and Tara lost. Angelina issues an open challenge to any member of the Beautiful People for tonight, especially Velvet Sky. Angelina calls them rip offs of her since she is the original. Angelina says that she thinks that she may need to go on her own quest to take out the trash one beautiful person at a time.

They show yet another video with Jeremy Borash interviewing The Bandsaying that their match at Destination X is official. They say that it should not be an issue. Nash and Eric Young walk up and mention to Hall how he likes money and gives Hall money for five minutes with him in the ring tonight. Hall accepts the challenge.

Kurt Angle and D'Angelo Dinero defeat Ken Anderson and Desmond Wolfe when Dinero got a small package on Wolfe. After the match, Wolfe attacks pope and they fight up the ramp. Anderson lays out Angle and attacks him with the tag and that busts open Angle. Anderson says that this beat down was only a small taste of what will happen at the PPV.

They show another video and it is of Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam with HulkHogan backstage. Abyss is the special enforcer for the Hardy/Styles match and tells Van Dam that he has something special in store for him. Eric Bischoff comes in when they leave and he talks about the surprises on Monday but wishes that Hogan had told him about the surprises. There seems to be some tension between Hogan and Bischoff.

Angelina Love comes out for her match and all three members of the Beautiful People come out. They introduce a new member of the group, for one night only and it is Daffney.

Angelina Love defeats Daffney by disqualification. Daffney attacks Angelina from behind and tries to use a hammer but it did not work because of the referee. Velvet, Madison, and Lacey get involved leading to Angelina getting the win by disqualification. All four attack Angelina after the match. Daffney goes up the ramp to get the ugly stick but the referee tries to stop her. Tara hops over the rail and lays out the Velvet, Madison, and Lacey before staring down Daffney.

Kevin Nash versus Scott Hall in the Five Minute Challenge. Waltman comes out with handcuffs and they handcuff Nash to the ropes and put the boots to him. Eric Young comes out for the save and gets the upper hand for a short period of time but Hall and Waltman take the $25,000 and leave.

Hogan comes out and says that he can't get the image out of head of Abyss saying 'why sting why' and Hogan wants an answer from Sting. Sting makes his way down but Van Dam jumps him and Van Dam beats Sting up as they fight around the ring. Van Dam rolls Sting into the ring and Van Dam throws Hogan the bat. Bischoff comes out with security and wants to know what Hogan is doing. Bischoff has security escort Sting out of the building. Bischoff calls out Hogan on saying that he won't wrestle and how he is supposed to be leading the company. Hogan gives no response and Eric leaves the ring.

Hernandez and Jeff Jarrett are seen backstage. Hernandez tells Jeff that he will help him take on Beer Money in a match tonight. Eric Bischoff overhears this and interrupts the conversation saying that will not happen. Eric says that Hernandez will face Beer Money in a handicap match with Jarrett as the referee. Eric tells Jarrett to call it right down the middle.

Beer Money defeated Hernandez with the DWI. During the match, Matt Morgan came out and was on commentary but left before the end of the match. After the match, Beer Money attacked Jarrett and were posing to the crowd until Jarrett made a comeback and Hernandez joined Jarrett and took care of Beer Money.

Eric Bischoff comes out for the grooming of Mick Foley. They have a barber chair set up in the ring. Eric calls out Foley and sits down in the chair. Foley stops Eric when he goes to shave his head and hits him with Mr. Socko. Foley puts Bischoff in the chair and shaves Eric's head.

The Ultimate X structure is being brought out to hype the Ultimate X match at the Generation X pay per view.

The Motor City Machine Guns come out. Chris Sabin takes a mic and says that Destination X will be a night to remember. Not only is it the return of Ultimate X with the winner becoming the Number One Contenders to the TNA World Tag Titles, but it will be the start to the Motor City Era. Sabin calls out Generation Me for coming into their turf and asks who they have beaten. Generation Me comes out and reminds Sabin that they beat the Machine Guns in their debut. Shelley says it was just luck and then says that Motor City is the Xbox while Generation Me are Ataris. He also says that they are the Ferraris to Generation Me's station wagons. He says that they can keep talking about this or the time where the Guns got with Generation Me's girlfriends. This leads to a brawl with all four men getting involved. Brian Kendrick comes out to save the Guns. Amazing Red comes out to take out Kendrick. Daniels comes out to take care of Red. Kazarian comes out with a ladder and hits Daniels with it. Generation Me do dives off the Ultimate X towers onto the guns. They set up the ladder and Red dives off the ladder onto Kendrick, Daniels, and the Guns on the outside. Red, Kazarian, and Generation Me pose together in the ring. (This was described as a crazy segment).

The match between A.J. Styles and Jeff Hardy is a non-title match.

Jeff Hardy defeats TNA World Heavyweight Champion A.J. Styles with a Swanton. There was a ref bump about ten minutes into the match. After the referee was knocked out A.J. went for a springboard 450 but missed. Hardy hit the Twist of Fate and Swanton with Abyss making the three count. After the match, Flair hit Hardy with a chair. Flair went to hit Abyss and they started going up the ramp with Flair repeatedly trying to hit Abyss. They got to the end of the ramp and Abyss Hulked up and choke slammed Flair shoulder first through the ramp. Abyss then did the 'finger point of doom' towards Styles who was sitting in the corner of the ring holding the TNA World Heavyweight Title belt closely.



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posted on 3-10-2010 at 09:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just for a future request, but could we hold off on show spoilers unless something monumental, worth watching, or so seething with unjustifiable internet hate occurs? Especially with TNA, it just seems like that show was about average, and I was hoping to read something that made me want to tune in for that particular part of the show, but now I really don't have a need or desire to.





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posted on 3-10-2010 at 09:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Isn't that really just on you? I mean, I get your basic idea. Sometimes I'll read a set of spoilers because there's a lot of hoopla around them and I want to know why. And sometimes it seems to be a lot of nothing and I spoiled myself for nothing. But at the same time we sometimes read spoilers just because we're curious beings and if someone feels like posting them, meh. I mean, I wouldn't bother posting them unless I had a specific thing to talk about personally but some people seem to just like sharing info. Granted, if it becomes a glorified news reporting thing that's something OO has always frowned upon but its just a one set of spoilers here.

Trust me, I feel you. This is the sort of spoilers set I read and walk away saying "that was a total mistake on my part as that show could have been fun if forgettable but now its just probably going to be forgettable." I read these spoilers this morning and immediately decided I wasn't reading TNA spoilers next go around.

What I'm saying is doesn't the old rule apply? If you don't want to be spoiled, don't read. And if you're in the "did something major happen?" situation then just wait awhile to see if lots of replies show up. Or U2U the thread starter or someone who replied and ask him if its worth spoiling oneself.

Then again, I too support the general idea of "it ain't newsworthy, don't bother starting a thread" without making any personal judgment on this thread. That's on the individual poster to decide.

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posted on 3-10-2010 at 09:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Jesse and Team 3D put Saggs through the table.


I am shocked, SHOCKED, I say!, that Knobbs was not the one to receive this punishment. I wonder how long until Saggs gets fed up with being the only Nasty Boy to ever take anything resembling a bump.

Glad to see that Angle is keeping the TNA bloodletting going. Is it their goal to have someone bleed on each episode? I don't have a problem with it; I guess it's a surefire way to differentiate them from the competition at the least.

Now that Hardy is the latest guy to apparently be involved in the world title scene, that's another issue I have - How many freakin' guys are they going to cram into the upper card/world title picture? You had Pope, who has apparently already been demoted, then you've got Abyss, you've got RVD who it seems like is a shoo-in to challenge for the title, then Samoa Joe will be returning at some point, you've got Angle/Anderson always around the corner....they're going to have, like, a 20-man upper-card. Which I guess, in the grand scheme of things, is a nice problem to have.





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Yeah, why is that a problem? Why is it a problem that the #1 title that is always billed as a belt that everyone wants and the most important thing in the company has a whole ton of people who want a piece of it and stand as realistic threats to the champion? That's always been something I've liked and something I hate about the traditional wrestling format. Every few months the RAW title picture will have 3-4 guys stepping out and wanting the title and then a 4 way #1 contender a 3 way title match is made or something. That's good. Its not perfect because it doesn't answer why all those other guys don't want the World Title when they're not in a blood feud or something to logically distract them, but its way better than the deal where one guy gets his chance and for whatever reason HHH and Randy Orton don't seem to care about the World Title for months on end, not to mention the Big Show, Miz, MVP, and an entire roster of midcarders who should be out to prove themselves and get a chance.

I love a huge roster of title challengers because it makes complete sense.

And Pope hasn't been demoted. I don't want to insult you but why do people have so much trouble following the story? He still has his world title shot set for Lockdown, he's just selling an ankle injury that he keeps getting increased by attacks from AJ, Flair, and Wolfe. Pope was in a World Title match 5 days ago and was standing tall with Hulk Hogan yesterday. I don't see him in these spoilers but it stands to reason he'll have a backstage segment or he'll be selling the attack Wolfe made on him on Monday.

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posted on 3-10-2010 at 11:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
While trying to avoid boosting the post count to avoid what Lucky mentioned previous, I will say this on the large roster bit: I'm for it if they can use it right, but at the same time they need to make the Global title a serious thing, whether that means giving it to someone else or giving Big Rob a larger role than "feuding with half of the British Invasion". Just so long as they make it something that guys not in the World Title picture would be fine holding, I think they could squeeze one extra feud into a PPV load.

Man, using World Title and Global Title in the same sentence makes them seem a bit redundant, doesn't it?





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posted on 3-11-2010 at 12:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If we've learned anything about TNA Spoilers over the last 4 years or so, it's that they're a) out of order and b) don't do a great job of matching up to the on-screen product.





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posted on 3-11-2010 at 12:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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And Pope hasn't been demoted. I don't want to insult you but why do people have so much trouble following the story? He still has his world title shot set for Lockdown, he's just selling an ankle injury that he keeps getting increased by attacks from AJ, Flair, and Wolfe. Pope was in a World Title match 5 days ago and was standing tall with Hulk Hogan yesterday. I don't see him in these spoilers but it stands to reason he'll have a backstage segment or he'll be selling the attack Wolfe made on him on Monday.


I stand corrected. I think Goon filled my head with misinformation because he apparently thought Pope was supposed to challenge AJ at the upcoming PPV. I thought it was Lockdown but he swayed me.





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posted on 3-11-2010 at 12:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Just for a future request, but could we hold off on show spoilers unless something monumental, worth watching, or so seething with unjustifiable internet hate occurs? Especially with TNA, it just seems like that show was about average, and I was hoping to read something that made me want to tune in for that particular part of the show, but now I really don't have a need or desire to.


So your point was you read a spoilers topic clearly labeled as such and are now requesting that spoilers topics not be made unless they're important to you?

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Congratulations on making a less productive post than the one you're bitching about.

Especially considering the matter was already addressed.





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And Pope hasn't been demoted. I don't want to insult you but why do people have so much trouble following the story?


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Originally posted by gobbledygooker I stand corrected. I think Goon filled my head with misinformation because he apparently thought Pope was supposed to challenge AJ at the upcoming PPV. I thought it was Lockdown but he swayed me.


Yeah, that was my bad. I don't always catch all of Impact, so I thought Pope was getting his title shot at Destination X, which made me a bit confused to see AJ vs. Abyss being advertised for the PPV on Monday.

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So your point was you read a spoilers topic clearly labeled as such and are now requesting that spoilers topics not be made unless they're important to you?


Is your sole point of existence to be as worthless as possible whilst making everyone in the entire world hate you? I'm sure it isn't, and you enjoy a nice personal life with plenty of friends with whom you have the common interest of enjoying overcooked spaghetti with, but rest assured you're working on it. By now, statistically speaking, you should have at least accidentally contributed something to this board.

And I just want to clarify: I'm not pissed that Gob posted this. It was within his right to do so, the rule is close to non-existent, and the event in question at least bore the significance of being the first taped Impact of the Monday Night "Battles". If anything, it was something that needed to be posted so I could post my concern, Lucky could respond with a general idea of how things should probably go for future reference, and the entire board (except Penguin, cause he's a prick) will be better off because of it.





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posted on 3-11-2010 at 02:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I have to admit Lucky/Noob, i share your views regarding starting threads just for the sake of it. That's why I don't start them for every pointless bit of information i ever come across (unlike those over at 411mania - you could tell me what the Raw rating was in 1 sentence, i don't need another click!).

That being said, since the site was initially lost years ago, the forums are alot quieter, and anything that can get us talking is a good thing. So when something important like these come up, I'll post them. I'd have commented more myself but I wanted to get them up on here and I was travelling, so I used my phone, which isn't great at handling large amounts of text.

I warned they were nothing but bext weeks spoilers. I didn't call it: "Hardy's in ring return - impact spoilers" or give ANYTHING away. I dont go near the divas section at work, because it may not be appropriate. But if I did, I wouldnt complain about the contents.

So apologies, but unless I'm ordered not to, I'll probably post these again in a few weeks. And if anyone wants to discuss them, great, if not, they'll get bumped down the page fast enough. If you can't stop yourself from clicking, that's not my fault. Thats like moaning at McDonalds because you cant stop eating there and got fat.

Now, I have one BIG comment to make: They've shaved Bischoff's head.

The monday night wars really are back. Why give a fuck about building up stories and PPV attractions when you can stunt book for the sake of it, and give it away for free in hopes of getting a cheap ratings point.

Lance Storm posted an interesting blog where he was too full of praise for an average Raw this week, but hit the nail on the head with a lot of whats wrong with TNA. Sting was a heel LAST YEAR and it didn't work. Russo seems to have a bigger hard-on for heel sting than Vince has for Orton, and I don't know why. Face sting could put over some huge heels. The other way, it's not working so well. Unless he accuses Hogan of being a new M.E.M in disguise, and is annoyed at the fans for buying it.

Lastly - AJ vs Hardy in a non title main event is fine, but why not do it on a live week where you can advertise the hell out of it? They run the risk that this week, they advertise it, people come across spoilers, see what happened, and then don't bother watching it. I think they'll either go live every week pretty quickly or have better ME's in the live weeks than taped.

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posted on 3-11-2010 at 06:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So your point was you read a spoilers topic clearly labeled as such and are now requesting that spoilers topics not be made unless they're important to you?


Is your sole point of existence to be as worthless as possible whilst making everyone in the entire world hate you? I'm sure it isn't, and you enjoy a nice personal life with plenty of friends with whom you have the common interest of enjoying overcooked spaghetti with, but rest assured you're working on it. By now, statistically speaking, you should have at least accidentally contributed something to this board.

And I just want to clarify: I'm not pissed that Gob posted this. It was within his right to do so, the rule is close to non-existent, and the event in question at least bore the significance of being the first taped Impact of the Monday Night "Battles". If anything, it was something that needed to be posted so I could post my concern, Lucky could respond with a general idea of how things should probably go for future reference, and the entire board (except Penguin, cause he's a prick) will be better off because of it.


I'm glad you think highly of me, I do enjoy a nice bowl of spaghetti on occasion. I'm sure I've accidentally contributed something in seven years, but feel free to go through my entire posting history and let me know so we can be sure of that.

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