MrJustinB
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 9-29-2011 at 06:55 PM |
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Kurt Angle Story That I Hope Is True.
So, according to PWInsider.com, via 411mania.com...
- Kurt Angle has been telling people that he almost fought Kimbo Slice in an MMA bout.
I hope this is true for two reasons.
First, the idea of Kurt Angle and Kimbo Slice fighting at all sounds hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
Second, it makes me laugh that Kurt Angle is telling people he "almost" fought a guy once. Almost fought? Well, slow clap for you, chum.
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Flash
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 9-29-2011 at 07:59 PM |
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I almost fought a dolphin once, and I would've won...
I mean I almost saw a dolphin once.
That counts as a fight doesn't it?
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Paddlefoot
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Registered 1-19-2008 Location Circus Of Gay Member Is Offline Mood: F'd N Da A
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| posted on 9-29-2011 at 09:34 PM |
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It'd be nice if a fighter, even one as inept as Kimbo, really did lay a beating on Kurt Angle. It'd be about the only thing that would
definitively put an end to all these Kurt-to-UFC bullshit rumours that've been springing up for the last four years.
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TheDead
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| posted on 9-30-2011 at 06:32 AM |
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Kurt, please come to UFC. Please. And get your ass WHOOPED!
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Dominator
And I am AWESOME
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Registered 7-5-2007 Location Florida Member Is Offline Mood: Cheeky
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| posted on 9-30-2011 at 06:42 AM |
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I almost banged Shannon Elizabeth two years ago. I mean, I never introduced myself to her, but she was in the same room as I was. Did we have sex?
If we did, I'm sure I was awesome.
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theflammablemanimal
The Man
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| posted on 10-1-2011 at 11:58 PM |
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I almost best Brock Lesnar and then tucked Sable on too of his unconscious body.
The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
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cardscott5
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Registered 6-28-2007 Location wherever god takes me Member Is Offline Mood:
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Dana White said: "What I offered him was, I said, 'Come over here. I'll put you on 'The Ultimate Fighter.' The season Kimbo
Slice was on, I was going to put him on 'The Ultimate Fighter.' He wanted to do it. We worked out a deal, but he didn't pass the
medicals."
That's per 411
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BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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Registered 6-27-2007 Location 1984 Member Is Offline Mood: Prayer Fight
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| posted on 10-3-2011 at 04:14 AM |
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I read that Kurt said he basically turned it down because he was supposed to have to be able to fight in a few weeks, instead of the few months he
felt he needed.
At any rate, I would have paid to see Kimbo KO him into next week with the first punch of the fight. Kurt needs a wake up call before he goes down in
flames. It's getting fucking insane at this point.
I wouldn't be surprised if he sugar coated it and in fact failed the medicals in grand style.
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the goon
Sister Act
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| posted on 10-3-2011 at 08:13 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
I almost best Brock Lesnar and then tucked Sable on too of his unconscious body.
Seriously man, sometimes your auto-correct is out of control.
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theflammablemanimal
The Man
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| posted on 10-4-2011 at 12:27 AM |
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Goddamnit. (No problem with that, huh?)
The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
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