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posted on 4-4-2017 at 05:44 AM
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posted on 4-14-2017 at 04:19 PM
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posted on 4-19-2017 at 12:46 AM
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I only signed up so I can read the forum.
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posted on 4-19-2017 at 06:54 AM
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posted on 4-19-2017 at 07:33 AM
Blast Hardcheese!
Bigg McLargeHuge!
Crud Bonemeal!
Bob Johnson! (oh, wait....)
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 4-19-2017 at 08:45 AM
Oh my sweet Summer children, there are but two important names to this game...
...Buck Zumhofe and Cunt Dunkleman.
Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige�s Stuck Together?
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posted on 4-19-2017 at 08:29 PM
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posted on 4-23-2017 at 11:12 PM
A pair of names that I legitimately do like: Blaster McMassive and Max Smashmaster.
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posted on 4-30-2017 at 05:42 PM
Just had a thought watching video of Kane zapping Shane's nutz in the Deez Nutz: Kane vs. Cena Round. They certainly don't do shit like
that anymore. So, on that note, what Attitude Era and slightly post-EA bits could they absolutely, positively not get away with showing now? Whether
from media backlash or lack of resolve on the WWE's part or public company fretting or whatever the fuck. Stuff like:
-the aforementioned nut zapping
-Choppy choppy the peepee
-Edge/Lita live sex show
-Mae Young giving birth to hand
-Trish barking like a dog
-Shawn bouncing around the ring in loose-fitting boy shorts
-Stone Cold drunken insanity
-Pillman pulling a gun
-any Mick-esque hyperviolence
-blood masks
-swearing
-Lawler's salacious announcing when any female showed up
-Rock's salacious comments whenever any female showed up
Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige�s Stuck Together?
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posted on 4-30-2017 at 07:36 PM
Re: janerd
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posted on 4-30-2017 at 08:50 PM
Well shit, that was a short Showdown. I guess we have a winner. Man, what isn't Kurt good at?
Originally posted by DKBroiler
She looks so different when not in character as a jizz dartboard. What an amazing performer on so many levels.
Side note, anyone else think her finisher should be known as Paige�s Stuck Together?
Mickie's V-Lick would deserve to make it to the semi finals. It's the only raunchy act that's confirmed to have made Vince blow a
gasket. He apparently chewed her out so bad that Mickie, a fully growned woman, started crying.
You could have men kissing other men's asses in Vinnie Mac's world but no dirty lesbian acts.
the goon
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posted on 9-9-2017 at 05:42 AM
Just thought I'd bump (and re-rail) this thread back up, because while posting in the current Ultimate Finishers Showdown, I had the thought
that it could be fun to do an Ultimate WWE Champion Showdown (which could also include guys who held the world heavyweight title and Universal title).
Granted, it would probably come down to Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin, but getting there would be most of the fun, where you could compare things like
length of/number of title reigns, how important they were to WWE history, quality of matches had while champion, etc.
So once we've exhausted all the other Showdown ideas, determining the ultimate WWE champion could be a viable option.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
GodEatGod
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posted on 9-16-2017 at 02:04 AM
I'd love to see short mini tourneys for undercard belts, too - best IC champ, best US champ, etc. Tag champs is kind of a generic tag team
anyway, but the list of champions would be easy to find. And there are some people who just fit certain belts particularly well, where they might be
the best in that specific role even if they couldn't win an overall wrestler comparison.
Austin, for example, would be a contender for best WWE champ of all time, but I don't know if he'd make most people's top tens for
IC champ, it's not a belt I deeply associate with Austin (although his feuds for it were good and he was a perfectly good champ).
[Edited on 9-16-2017 by GodEatGod]
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posted on 9-16-2017 at 05:14 AM
quote:Originally posted by GodEatGod
I'd love to see short mini tourneys for undercard belts, too - best IC champ, best US champ, etc. Tag champs is kind of a generic tag team
anyway, but the list of champions would be easy to find.
Agreed, I'd be all for doing showdowns for the undercard belts as well.
quote:Originally posted by GodEatGod
And there are some people who just fit certain belts particularly well, where they might be the best in that specific role even if they couldn't
win an overall wrestler comparison.
Austin, for example, would be a contender for best WWE champ of all time, but I don't know if he'd make most people's top tens for
IC champ, it's not a belt I deeply associate with Austin (although his feuds for it were good and he was a perfectly good champ).
Yeah, I think that would be part of the fun doing title-specific showdowns. Like, Shawn Michaels won the Ultimate Wrestler Showdown, but would he even
make the final four of an Ultimate WWE Champion Showdown? I doubt it.
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posted on 9-17-2017 at 04:01 AM
Are we ever going to do theme songs? I wonder how far ''BRAAUUUUUNNNNN'' would go.
CCharger
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posted on 10-25-2017 at 02:53 PM
I second the entrance music showdown. It would be fun to listen to them all, and it would be easy to get noms.
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posted on 10-28-2017 at 05:18 AM
Now that the Ultimate Finisher Showdown is wrapping up, I'll go ahead and third doing entrance music next.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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posted on 10-29-2017 at 06:40 AM
Couldn't we just do Iron Man vs. either Freebird or Badstreet USA as the final and be done with the entrance music?
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posted on 10-29-2017 at 10:34 AM
quote:Originally posted by DevilSoprano
Couldn't we just do Iron Man vs. either Freebird or Badstreet USA as the final and be done with the entrance music?
I mean, if all the voters are 60+, sure.
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posted on 11-7-2017 at 03:31 PM
I was thinking Stone Cold's "Glass Shatters" vs. Hogan's "Real American" in the finals.
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
Man, what isn't Kurt good at?
