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Subject: Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread
janerd75
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posted on 8-4-2017 at 11:43 PM
Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread
There's been some discussion regarding threads getting too cluttered with chicanery and foolishness of late, so I figured we could try out a
non-specific, mostly wrestling related thread in an effort to take the pressure off the main threads. In days gone by, most of this shit could be
relegated to the hinterlands of Parts Unknown down in the bowels of OO, but it's a bit hard holding fOOlks attention down there considering how
little traffic it gets.
Mabey you have something wrestling related to discuss that goes off into esoterica and minutia which may make most dizzy if they attempted to keep up
or you're keen on being a gif-posting shithead that exhausts the patience of peOOple that just want some quick and easy wrasslin' info,
well, that shit can go here.
So, if it isn't directly related to the main threads regarding RAM, SD, and especially Rumo(u)rs, most wrasslin' pontificatin',
theorizin', shit, gifs, videos, winking in-jokes/conversations go here. That's not to say these things still can't be done in
those threads, but mayhap tightening things up with some self-traffic-copping and specificity can Make OO Great Agayn! #MOOGA
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I like the mix of serious analysis mixed in with(or getting derailed by) goofyness and madness about she-males, hate boners for Enzo and random shots
at Paige and Berto.
It's probably how WWE's creative meetings go.
janerd75
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posted on 8-6-2017 at 07:48 AM
quote:Originally posted by First 9
I like the mix of serious analysis mixed in with(or getting derailed by) goofyness and madness about she-males, hate boners for Enzo and random shots
at Paige and Berto.
It's probably how WWE's creative meetings go.
Hate boner for Enzo: Check (Aboot 6:40 in)
Random shots of Paige and Berto: Discount Double Check
Shemale goofiness and madness: Check yo self befo' ya wreck yo self.
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posted on 8-6-2017 at 05:48 PM
That Gotch interview actually looks like it could be pretty good; he doesn't look like he's coming across as overly bitter (at least in
the clips) like a lot of guys do when they burn some bridges by slagging HHH or Cena.... most of his criticisms seem to be directed at disorganization
in the WWE, and Enzo being a spaz in the ring, which is already the general consensus.
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 02:34 AM
Luke Harper and Sin Cara have been teaming up at house shows.
I hereby dub them Team Eyes Without A Face
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Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
First 9
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 03:39 AM
For fuck's sake when they are taking that mask off Hunico's face? It's been 6 years Triple H, project Sin Cara is a failure.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 04:17 AM
King of Dong Style! King of Dong Style!
Mick Foley had some fun in Ireland with Joey Ryan.
[The extended clip] pic.twitter.com/zdPGfPts2z
— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) August 6, 2017
And the following highlight was Killjoy Jim Cornette having his usual shit-fit about it later. Like, "it's insulting to wrestling" because
wrestling is so serious, like the opera and all. Foley gave Jim a shot back later, pointing out that several hundred people in the audience had a
great time, as the entire thing is supposed to be all about anyway.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
lz4005
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 04:50 AM
quote:Originally posted by GodEatGod
I hereby dub them Team Eyes Without A Face
They've got no human race?
williamssl
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 05:12 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
King of Dong Style! King of Dong Style!
Mick Foley had some fun in Ireland with Joey Ryan.
[The extended clip] pic.twitter.com/zdPGfPts2z
— Joey Ryan (@JoeyRyanOnline) August 6, 2017
And the following highlight was Killjoy Jim Cornette having his usual shit-fit about it later. Like, "it's insulting to wrestling" because
wrestling is so serious, like the opera and all. Foley gave Jim a shot back later, pointing out that several hundred people in the audience had a
great time, as the entire thing is supposed to be all about anyway.
Matte seemingly refuses to enter this into the finishers showdown. Does Matte have a thing for tennis rackets? Does Cornette have a thing for
trannies? Have Matte and Cornette ever been seen together in the same place at the same time?
Don't Mess With Texas
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 05:13 AM
les yeux sans visage. Great, now I've got that fuckin' Billy Idol song stuck in my fuckin' brain.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 06:28 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
And the following highlight was Killjoy Jim Cornette having his usual shit-fit about it later. Like, "it's insulting to wrestling" because
wrestling is so serious, like the opera and all. Foley gave Jim a shot back later, pointing out that several hundred people in the audience had a
great time, as the entire thing is supposed to be all about anyway.
Love me some Jimmy C, but motherfuck dude, it's just guys with a multi-million-dollar production budget reaching into the minds of their
9-year-old-selves grab-bagging some slap-and-tickle antics thusly divesting middle-class-jabronis of their hard-earned discretionary entertainment
dollars. Duh.
I'm all out of hope,
One more bad dream could bring a fall,
When I'm far from home,
Don't call me on the phone,
To tell me you're alone,
It's easy to deceive,
It's easy to tease,
But hard to get release...
Diane, all is going according to plan. Next I conVince them to enter the Black Lodge by enticing them with vaguely trans-esque Chyna gifs and then the
full-on Braziladyboy experience. Today I didn't even have to use my A.K., I got to say it was a gOOd day.
Also, I ship Harper/Sin Whatever. Big Generic White Guy + Whippity-Dippity Hispano Guy pairing always gets my support*.
*Offer not valid in New York/New Jersey/Marble-Mouthed Everything's-Better-In-The-City/Nuke-Bait/Goomba Cancer-Themed Regions Of The
U.S. By Which I Mean The Entirety Of The Northeastern United States.
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 06:50 AM
Someone seriously needs to tell Jimmy during one of those shoots to knock it the fuck off already. No one except real marks agree with him and,
despite all the endless fucking bitching via sentences so long he's out of breath when he's finally finished saying them, he's just
another damn carny himself.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
GodEatGod
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 01:57 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Someone seriously needs to tell Jimmy during one of those shoots to knock it the fuck off already. No one except real marks agree with him and,
despite all the endless fucking bitching via sentences so long he's out of breath when he's finally finished saying them, he's just
another damn carny himself.
As I've said before, I think it's, to some degree, a gimmick. Cornette's hardcore fans and subscribers lap that shit up.
You're right, he absolutely is a carny - which means he is trying to sell you something all the time. Nothing more oldschool than
kayfabin' on the smarks.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 05:55 PM
quote:Originally posted by First 9
For fuck's sake when they are taking that mask off Hunico's face? It's been 6 years Triple H, project Sin Cara is a failure.
I get that on one hand it's nice that the WWE owns the Sin Cara gimmick (and that you could throw pretty much anyone into the mask), and the
masks are probably a nice seller with the kids, but you would have figured that Kalisto would have filled that spot by now.
Maybe he's there to be to Mexico tours, and Latinos in general what Jinder is to the Indian crowds.
salmonjunkie
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posted on 8-7-2017 at 07:01 PM
quote:Originally posted by First 9
For fuck's sake when they are taking that mask off Hunico's face? It's been 6 years Triple H, project Sin Cara is a failure.
I'd much prefer him stay as mid-level JTTS luchador Sin Cara over super jobber vato Hunico.
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posted on 8-8-2017 at 12:01 AM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
*Offer not valid in New York/New Jersey/Marble-Mouthed Everything's-Better-In-The-City/Nuke-Bait/Goomba Cancer-Themed Regions Of The
U.S. By Which I Mean The Entirety Of The Northeastern United States.
Braun Strowman guy.
janerd75
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posted on 8-10-2017 at 07:08 PM
From the Rumors thread:
quote:Originally posted by CCharger
I'm sure janerd can make a meme out of this somehow:
Seth Rollins breaks Cena's nose, nearly cripples Sting, dislocates Finn Balor's shoulder, and no one says a word.
Shin Nakamura gives Cena a headache and EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS
Not to sound callous, but should the Cena injury really be held against Rollins, especially on the same level as the fuck ups with Sting and Balor?
Orton once fucked Batista's nose in a regular brawl and CJ Parker almost drove Kevin Owens's nose into his brain with an open palm strike.
Timing a nice looking shot to the face is fucking hard.
Caesar guy
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posted on 8-10-2017 at 10:04 PM
It almost looks as though Cena thought it might just be a simple belly to back suplex.
often bored
DKBroiler
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posted on 8-10-2017 at 10:41 PM
Amazing GIF work Janster.
Now if you can make one with Carmella and Beckie scissoring that'd be much appreciated!
Braun Strowman guy.
janerd75
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posted on 8-11-2017 at 02:50 AM
quote:Originally posted by DKBroiler
Amazing GIF work Janster.
Now if you can make one with Carmella and Beckie scissoring that'd be much appreciated!
Ah, the siren song of my mentor Eric Cartman hearing 'Sail Away' by Styx or The Lawnmower Jan reading, "Do a funny movin' pitcher
'puter storee, Jantard!". Despite my desire to see the entirety of Broiler's Northeast Region of the U.S. irradiated off the map
notwithstanding, how can I not oblige?
Don't be hatin' on Janners 'cause I'm down with the latest,
Hate me 'cause like Rickey Henderson...
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posted on 8-11-2017 at 05:32 AM
You deserve an Oscar.
And potentially an ankle bracelet but definitely an Oscar.
Braun Strowman guy.
salmonjunkie
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posted on 8-11-2017 at 08:55 AM
Scissor me timbers!
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posted on 8-11-2017 at 09:22 AM
Coulda used a donut bumpin' scene. Maybe they'll have one in the sequel.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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shit, gifs, videos, winking in-jokes/conversations go here. That's not to say these things still can't be done in
those threads, but mayhap tightening things up with some self-traffic-copping and specificity can Make OO Great Agayn! #MOOGA 
