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posted on 4-20-2017 at 01:10 AM
I'd be happy if they pulled a "shocking swerve" and jobbed Charlotte for three or four months, leading to an eventually obvious face turn of
humble pie. I just really don't like her as 'the focus of the division', but I'm perfectly willing to acknowledge she's
got skillz. I wish they wouldn't be in such a rush to make her a 13-time champion offspring of a 13-time champion. It feels like they think
her shelf-life is almost over, and they're going to get those 13 title reigns in NOW, DAMMIT.
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 4-20-2017 at 01:20 AM
Charlotte is earning it though. She's probably the hardest worker of all the women in the company next to Becky. I'm not sure if you can
judge them by their social media output but a picture of Charlotte or Becky or Nattie are usually of them in the gym. Most of the others are posting
either cheesecake photos or with drinks in their hands in Vegas or at the beach. I'm guessing with Charlotte it's a case similar to that
of Cena or Sheamus in terms of earning a spot through hard work instead of goofing around at the nightclub.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
First 9
The Rowdy One
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posted on 4-20-2017 at 01:48 AM
I mean no offense to Paige vs Emma but the first really great women's match in NXT was Charlotte vs Natayla and Charlotte has kept that momentum
ever since. I think she's legt one of the best they got and makes all the sense in the world as the face of a division.
My issue is that she doesn't really get anything from creative to sink her teeth into. Just a typical mean girl on RAW and possibly just a
typical super face on SD.
Count Zero
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posted on 4-20-2017 at 02:03 AM
She can "earn" it all she wants. I'm getting Cena/Roman-levels of tired of her being The Focus.
Also, I've finally figured out who Ten Dillenger reminds me of: Rob Van Dam, only taller & without the ponytail (but still with the sides of
his head buzzed down to stubble, like RVD).
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
janerd75
The Great One
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posted on 4-20-2017 at 02:21 AM
JAWOHL! JAWOHL! JAWOHL! Fr�ulein macht meine wiener hart!
GodWOO!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian
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posted on 4-22-2017 at 03:41 AM
Screw you guys!
I'm on Team Jinder.
Signed,
The Original Member of Team Braun
Braun Strowman guy.
salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be
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posted on 4-22-2017 at 03:52 AM
WHOOOOO!!!
janerd75
The Great One
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posted on 4-22-2017 at 03:59 AM
And introducing David Flair as the newest member of the Wyatt Family!
Also, dem Flair girl tiddies.
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 4-22-2017 at 04:55 AM
This documentary clip on how David was treated at the Flair home is particularly illuminating and quite sad.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-22-2017 at 06:46 AM
Say, that's a nice documentary you gots there. Be a shame if it had Vince Russo in it.
Wonder what ever became of his young daughter Ashley, though. She was so young then. So, so young. Be a shame if she ever became part of a nationally
televised program where I could keeps tabs on her and watch her intensely week after week after week.
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
WOO!
