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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: SmackDown/205 Double Header (May 9, 2017)
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 04:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The animated Disney "Sword in the Stone" is pretty fun and excellent for a kid's movie. No other King Arthur movie has horny squirrel chicks.


I can't believe I have never seen it. IT JUST MADE THE LIST!

I mind of feel similarly about Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I love it, but it's a spoof so I struggle to call it a true Arthurian movie. In any case, it's a bazillion times better than First Knight.

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posted on 5-10-2017 at 08:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Why does Dolph's mane look better than most of the women's coifs?


Yeah, I noticed that. I remember when there were memes floating around about how much Dolph's hair looked like spaghetti and now I'm watching it fall in rippling waves and I'm going whoah..

Of course, I recently decided to grow out my own hair for the first time, so I've been noticing that kind of thing, but given his past looks, I totally didn't expect Dolph freaking Ziggler as a hair hero.





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posted on 5-10-2017 at 08:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Watching AJ and Orton on the same team last night, I couldn't help but do some fantasy booking and think of how awesome of an angle it would be if they did some kind of "Orton gets jealous of AJ's crowd reactions," storyline, leading to an Orton heel turn and feud between them. Orton does still get his share of cheers but it's nothing compared to AJ's, as well as AJ's catchphrases that are rapidly catching on. That shit would write itself.





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posted on 5-10-2017 at 09:08 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Watching AJ and Orton on the same team last night, I couldn't help but do some fantasy booking and think of how awesome of an angle it would be if they did some kind of "Orton gets jealous of AJ's crowd reactions," storyline, leading to an Orton heel turn and feud between them. Orton does still get his share of cheers but it's nothing compared to AJ's, as well as AJ's catchphrases that are rapidly catching on. That shit would write itself.


If we have to deal with Orton as champ until SummerSlam, this would be a great angle for it.





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posted on 5-10-2017 at 09:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would be all in for Orton turning heel on AJ. I'm still kind of holding my breath hoping that Rusev's Reign of Terror is coming, though.





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posted on 5-11-2017 at 09:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, I hadn't thought of the Rusev return and how that will impact things.

I think my vision is probably clouded by my undercurrent of anger at KO and AJ slumming it with the U.S. title while the way-beyond-stale Orton has the world title.





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posted on 5-12-2017 at 09:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Just read online that the main event from a house show last night was Orton vs. Mahal vs. AJ while Zayn wrestled Owens for the U.S. title.

Hmmmmmmm....





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