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Tonight on SmackDown: another show where the results are out there, if you want to go look for them.... viva la European Tours!
Randy Orton will be reunited with his WWE Title belt, and his feud with Jinder Mahal will be addressed in a show-opening promo... that promo is also
used to set up the night's main event, a 6-man tag: AJ Styles, Sami Zayn, and Randall vs. Kevin Owens, Baron Corbin, and Mahal...
Luke Harper vs. Erick Rowan is your Hour One Anchor Match.... your long-ish mid-show promo once again features Dolph Ziggler dicking it up until
Shinsuke Nakamura comes out for another OMG CONFRONTATION~!
Breezango get another "Fashion Files" skit, as well as a squash match... and Becky Lynch vs. Natalya is your fourth and final match, though it
serves as a pretty plain surrogate for the on-going faction feud between the Welcoming Committee and the tenuous Lynch/Charlotte/Naomi alliance...
BONUS COVERAGE: if Neville is a man of his word, his should defend his Cruiserweight Title tonight (or at least, very soon) against TJ
Perkins.... I suspect he'll not quite make good on his promise, and continue to try to thread the needle of keeping TJP as a willing minion as
Neville tries to dismiss Austin Aries as a challenger, once and for all...
That is all. End communication....
The flOOr is yours, OO Nation. Don't wait till after 11pm to post, either. Pre-show previewing and prognosticating is certainly welcome.
So discuss, debate, and rate!
DKBroiler
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posted on 5-9-2017 at 11:34 PM
I'm amazed that The Welcoming Committee has never been used as a name before. It's actually quite good.
Braun Strowman guy.
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:05 AM
Alright, I've got my laptop in front of me, I'm watching the show live, I'm going to comment along in realtime and be a more active
member in the community. Time for some Smackdowny goodness--*I hear voices in maaah head*
Well, fuck.
ETA: Thank you Kevin. THANK YOU.
ETAA: And you too, AJ.
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by CM Crunk]
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by CM Crunk]
janerd75
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:13 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Alright, I've got my laptop in front of me, I'm watching the show live, I'm going to comment along in realtime and be a more active
member in the community. Time for some Smackdowny goodness--*I hear voices in maaah head*
Well, fuck.
ETA: Thank you Kevin. THANK YOU.
SEE EMM CRUNK! SEE EMM CRUNK! SEE EMM CRUNK!
How nice of you to grace us with your presence.
Also, can Papa Crunkers play too?
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
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Esq.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:23 AM
Nothing like seeing a chinless Cthulhuian human/turtle hybrid call a crowd of Brits a bunch of plonkers.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:34 AM
Yeah, that Becky Lynch is okay, but she's no Alexa or Charlotte.
Chums in the water. Now we wait.
ETA:
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk Alright, I've got my laptop in front of me, I'm watching the show live, I'm going to comment along in realtime and be a more
active member in the community.
[Edited on 5-10-2017 by janerd75]
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:41 AM
Can I get a "Whoa Becky?"
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by CM Crunk]
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:43 AM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Alright, I've got my laptop in front of me, I'm watching the show live, I'm going to comment along in realtime and be a more active
member in the community. Time for some Smackdowny goodness--*I hear voices in maaah head*
Well, fuck.
ETA: Thank you Kevin. THANK YOU.
SEE EMM CRUNK! SEE EMM CRUNK! SEE EMM CRUNK!
How nice of you to grace us with your presence.
Also, can Papa Crunkers play too?
Flying solo tonight, but I'll see if I can channel some of the sarcasm I absorbed via osmosis. And hopefully not any of the wacky libertarian
views. Speaking of which, where's Kane?
ETA: Wow that King Arthur movie looks like shiiiit.
ALSO: Goddamnit I'm happy that 'Dango and Breeze are finally getting some TV time. They even managed to use The Ascension appropriately in
that last skit.
AND: I know Rowan's going for a weird, creepy, sinister Slipknotty thing with his mask but he just looks like steampunk Arthur on a FourLoko
binge.
WOW: Two unrelated Arthur references in my edits.
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by CM Crunk]
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by CM Crunk]
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by CM Crunk]
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:47 AM
"That's lead paint!". Says it after tasting it. Hee!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:54 AM
There's only one King Arthur movie worth mentioning and that's Boorman's 'Excalibur'. Seen't Guy Ritchie on
Rogan's podcast and he still sounded like a cool dude, but methinks that leather'd ghoul he was married to sucked too much of the creative
aspects of his soul to make anything like 'Snatch' agayn.
Also, there was a Harper/Rowan match.
Also2, lead paint is, in fact, delicious. Dunno why they discontinued the stuff.
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:56 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
I know Rowan's going for a weird, creepy, sinister Slipknotty thing with his mask but he just looks like steampunk Arthur on a FourLoko
binge.
I'm still a fan of the Mr. Peanut monocle addition to the mask. I'm not a fan of Rowan going over Harper.
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 01:59 AM
Has anybody else noticed that Jinder kind of sounds like a more intelligible Ultimate Warrior? Must be all the..uh, intense training.
I really want to give more of a shit about Dolph. Wanted that heel turn to come for so long and even now that he's not mucking around with Crews
and Kalisto and feuding with Shinsuke, I still can't bring myself to care.
"This'll all be edited out" haha, okay. THAT'S the Dolph I'm looking for.
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by CM Crunk]
janerd75
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 02:07 AM
Why does Dolph's mane look better than most of the women's coifs?
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
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Esq.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 02:15 AM
This Marilyn Manson video with all the gay cops gets better all the time.
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 02:23 AM
How the fudge ain't Fandango A (bigger) Thing? He's got The Look, can talk, and can hustle in the ring. What the Haitch, man?
Uh Jey, Jimmy, I think you missed one...
ETAgayn:
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk Alright, I've got my laptop in front of me, I'm watching the show live, I'm going to comment along in realtime and be a more
active member in the community.
Also, if Michael Rappaport were exposed to Gamma rays in a lab accident Mojo Rawley would be the result.
[Edited on 5-10-2017 by janerd75]
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
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Esq.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 02:29 AM
Settle down, Mojo.
I sense WWE backsliding into bad habits. Mojo got almost as much time for that thing he just did as the combined women did tonight. And it's yet
another multi-girl tag team for the next SD PPV. Not good.
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 02:39 AM
I too also have been noticing some entropy setting in since the ho hum presentation of the Superstar Shakeup dealio. Doesn't help that no
one's particularly on fire right now. Hell, Shinsuke seems to get the biggest sustained reactions so far out of anyone on either show and he
hasn't said more than 10 words or even wrassled a match on SD yet. But at least we have Alexa and Charlotte though.
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
Count Zero
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 03:01 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
ALSO: Goddamnit I'm happy that 'Dango and Breeze are finally getting some TV time. They even managed to use The Ascension appropriately in
that last skit.
Vince just recently discovered Family Guy, and
reminded him that he had a Dango and a little guy teamed up together.
And I three must say that the shakeupping wasn't very shaky. All it seems to have done was make the IC belt into the RAM Championship, and
turned Charlotte into a (butter)face.
[Edited on 5-10-2017 by Count Zero]
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 03:04 AM
This is probably due to extremely limited exposure to anything Jinder's doing on SD, but I'm almost kind of digging him getting a title
shot and whatnot. I think mostly because it reminds me of times in wrestling games when I'd pick someone seemingly at random and have them go
through a bunch of matches and then win a title. EXCITIN'! Also, I swear he seems much taller than he used to be. It's weird.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
Count Zero
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 03:06 AM
I have nothing more to add, except
JINDERMANIA IS RUNNING WILD, BAY-BAY!!!
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 03:16 AM
Tjing tjang tjing lutillej! BUTTSLAMMMMMMMMED!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Il Palazzo
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 03:20 AM
He'll be right back after he "refuels" his "rocket ship."
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
denverpunk
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 03:01 PM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
There's only one King Arthur movie worth mentioning and that's Boorman's 'Excalibur'.
Quoted for fucking truth. I always knew you were a smart guy.
GodEatGod
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 03:43 PM
The animated Disney "Sword in the Stone" is pretty fun and excellent for a kid's movie. No other King Arthur movie has horny squirrel chicks.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 04:00 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
I sense WWE backsliding into bad habits.
[Edited on 5/10/2017 by Paddlefoot]
They've been doing that since 2006.
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