Parker Lewis
And I am AWESOME 
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| posted on 1-19-2010 at 06:58 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by 2HoT
Fuck my dumb cunt of an ex. I cannot wait to have this house finished, on the market and sold so I can have the psychotic bitch out of my life
FOREVER.
fuckin useless twat...
I watched Southland on TNT last week and there is a great quote by this one cop, "Next time I think about getting married I'm just going to buy
some bitch I hate a house."
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2HoT
The Immortal One
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That's a very funny quote but I don't recommend it.
Who wants soup?
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 1-20-2010 at 05:22 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
Not sure Boz cares about this.
What?
Probably right, but what?
And just to keep this thread on track...
Fuck all you bastards that aren't voting for me. I offer blowjobs. I appeal to the patriotism of the Americans here. I offer hookers to
French spam bots. I reveal my sad story about terminal Face Aids. I try to be serious for like two seconds. I offer MORE blowjobs. AND I provide
Shakira and Beyonce ass videos. What more do you people want? It's like people expect me to contribute something meaningful or entertaining.
Intellectual snobs. Fuck y'allz.
But in case I'm wrong, don't forget to go vote for me! 
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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Chris Is Good517
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be 
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| posted on 1-20-2010 at 05:47 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Parker Lewis
I watched Southland on TNT last week
Unfuck you, sir. That show is absolutely great and criminally unappreciated and you are a bastion of good taste for watching it.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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| posted on 1-20-2010 at 06:52 AM |
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@ Boz -
On prior page, DoctorB had responded to my ACL post but mistakenly attributed my inquiry post to you instead of me. I pointed out that you
didn't give a shit since it was my post, and he retroactively edited his post to mention me. No big deal at all but can see how that would be
confusing to someone just now reading it.
And unfuck Massachusetts. Unfuck all the bad things I ever said about them and their people and their stupid everything. Unfuck them very much.
Don't Mess With Texas
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds
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I would like to refuck Massachusetts then, because now I have to read stupid Facebook posts like:
"Up the Revolution! The winds of change are a blowin'!"
I get being excited if you're a Republican (especially considering this was in fucking Massachusetts), but seriously. Kinda dramatic.
Plus Massachusetts should never be unfucked because of the Red Sox and Patriots.
EVAR!
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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doctorb
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 1-20-2010 at 04:15 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
@ Boz -
On prior page, DoctorB had responded to my ACL post but mistakenly attributed my inquiry post to you instead of me. I pointed out that you
didn't give a shit since it was my post, and he retroactively edited his post to mention me. No big deal at all but can see how that would be
confusing to someone just now reading it.
Yeah, I am an idiot.
quote:
And unfuck Massachusetts. Unfuck all the bad things I ever said about them and their people and their stupid everything. Unfuck them very
much.
Is QFT an acceptable internet abbreviation, or is that related to pedophiles, too?
Either way, fuck them for that accent.
"It's chow duh! Say it right, frenchie!"
The "B" is for Bargain!
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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| posted on 1-20-2010 at 04:22 PM |
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Massachusett's unfucking is temporary. They will go back to "fuck Massachussets" in very short order.
But for now...yay them. Until baseball season starts. Or they decide to drag their feet in certifying the election.
Don't Mess With Texas
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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| posted on 1-20-2010 at 11:05 PM |
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Re: the impending death of any meaningful helath care reform.
Congress of-the-rich, by-the-rich, and for-the rich. Insurance Inc and Big Pharma called in all their markers to keep their profiteering going
full-bore. No money available for anyone who needs help inside the nation but there'll be more than enough to be found/borrowed in five years
when it becomes a "necessity" to park the entire military in the radioactive ruins of Iran for perpetuity. But help any of those welfare leeches?
Give a break to small and mid-sized businesses that can't keep up with spiralling benefit costs? Nah. Fuck them.
I literally think that I'm about ready to puke over all this.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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The Riot Act
Hot, Spicy, ICHIBAN!!! 
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| posted on 1-22-2010 at 01:34 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DrBoz
Plus Massachusetts should never be unfucked because of the Red Sox
Fuck DrBoz.
Also, fuck the H1N1 vaccine. I've been too sick, too sore and too tired the last few days because of that needle to do fuck all.
[Edited on 1-22-2010 by The Riot Act]
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds
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If it makes you feel any better, I also think New York should never be unfucked because of the Yankees. Although maybe it's more that I think
the media should never be unfucked for constantly talking Sox/Yanks. That might be the most accurate unfucking, so scratch those parts about the Sox
and the Yanks.
Of course I'm just a bitter Pirates fan who hasn't seen any glory since the We Are Family days. So fuck me for being loyal and
jealous.
But still never unfuck Massachusetts because of the Pats.
[Edited on 1-22-2010 by DrBoz]
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Chris Is Good517
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be
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| posted on 1-22-2010 at 06:22 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DrBoz
Of course I'm just a bitter Pirates fan who hasn't seen any glory since the We Are Family days. So fuck me for being loyal and
jealous.
I remember living in Pittsburgh back in those days and loving the Pirates. Ah, the good 'ol days Barry Bonds was just a skinny kid with a
normal sized head, and Bobby Bonilla and John Smiley and you know, playoffs, where the poor hapless Pirates seemed to get raped by the Braves for
something like six years in a row.
Then the strike happened and we left the Pitt and I haven't given a shit about baseball ever since and I don't know how much of that has
to do with the Pirates becoming MLB's version of the Clippers.
So fuck the strike and fuck the Braves.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
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Thom
The Immortal One 
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| posted on 1-22-2010 at 07:10 PM |
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#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 1-23-2010 at 02:23 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
picture that does not need to be re-posted
Dick.
And yes, fuck the Braves for eternity.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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punkerhardcore
American Dream 
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| posted on 2-8-2010 at 10:20 PM |
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Walking out to my truck at 8:30 this morning to be greeted with a smashed window and no stereo gets a huge FUCK.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
I did eat all the macaroni. I don't know how he knows. 
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| posted on 2-8-2010 at 10:30 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Walking out to my truck at 8:30 this morning to be greeted with a smashed window and no stereo gets a huge FUCK.
Another socialist redistributing your wealth. Now that Obama's president, his people think they can just do what they want.
Thanks, ACORN!
Realistically speaking, there is no way for you to prove that I am not Batman.
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2HoT
The Immortal One
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Registered 3-23-2002 Location Yermomsbox PA Member Is Offline Mood: Cock-sure
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| posted on 2-9-2010 at 02:28 AM |
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Better red than dead...or something...
Who wants soup?
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nOOb
The Man 
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| posted on 2-10-2010 at 03:35 AM |
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Fuck the elderly. I've had it up to here with them. Today, we had a snowstorm. It was a snowstorm everyone saw coming. It was a snowstorm
that kept some of our business customers out because of work cancellations. But most of all, it was a snowstorm that anyone in Rockford over the age
of 75 thought they could not only drive in, but drive in going the posted speed limit rather than the condition's speed limit.
I should have known, too. All day at work, I sat watching the window, listening to the elderly customers of our store and the care clinic next door,
people who shouldn't be driving on a normal day, pull out into the intersection, causing tire screechings, swerving cars, and loud horn honks.
And I kinda took that lesson into account, as I left the store going between 15-20 mph.
Then, halfway home, I noticed a pair of lights behind me pulling up fast in the other lane. I looked as the car pulled up next to me to see a little
head with old gray hair leaning over the steering wheel. I thought to myself that nothing good was going to come of this, so I slowed down to about
10 mph. I watched as the car pulled in front of me...and then hit their brakes. I couldn't tell if s/he swerved or not, but I know I did, all
the way down a hill, and barely managing to stop before my car took an even steeper drop onto the bike path. And I know that she didn't have
the same happen to them, because when I looked at the street, there they were, turning left at the intersection. All this, and it should be mentioned
that had I not had the premonition that it would end well, I would have slammed into either their car, a sign, or the bike path itself, either one of
those potentially causing injury or death to myself.
So, after I climbed up the hill, fell into the snow, dropped my phone into said snow, thereby breaking it, and getting not just a $75 driving too
fast for the conditions ticket, but also a $75 towing receipt (I get the towing back, just not in time for the vacation I was planning for
myself), I think I can safely say fuck any elderly person that decides they have good enough reflexes to drive. And God help the elderly
customers that come into my store tomorrow because their prices just tripled overnight.
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
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borntorun
God of This World 
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quote:
Originally posted by nOOb
Fuck the elderly. I've had it up to here with them. Today, we had a snowstorm. It was a snowstorm everyone saw coming. It was a snowstorm
that kept some of our business customers out because of work cancellations. But most of all, it was a snowstorm that anyone in Rockford over the age
of 75 thought they could not only drive in, but drive in going the posted speed limit rather than the condition's speed limit.
I should have known, too. All day at work, I sat watching the window, listening to the elderly customers of our store and the care clinic next door,
people who shouldn't be driving on a normal day, pull out into the intersection, causing tire screechings, swerving cars, and loud horn honks.
And I kinda took that lesson into account, as I left the store going between 15-20 mph.
Then, halfway home, I noticed a pair of lights behind me pulling up fast in the other lane. I looked as the car pulled up next to me to see a little
head with old gray hair leaning over the steering wheel. I thought to myself that nothing good was going to come of this, so I slowed down to about
10 mph. I watched as the car pulled in front of me...and then hit their brakes. I couldn't tell if s/he swerved or not, but I know I did, all
the way down a hill, and barely managing to stop before my car took an even steeper drop onto the bike path. And I know that she didn't have
the same happen to them, because when I looked at the street, there they were, turning left at the intersection. All this, and it should be mentioned
that had I not had the premonition that it would end well, I would have slammed into either their car, a sign, or the bike path itself, either one of
those potentially causing injury or death to myself.
So, after I climbed up the hill, fell into the snow, dropped my phone into said snow, thereby breaking it, and getting not just a $75 driving too
fast for the conditions ticket, but also a $75 towing receipt (I get the towing back, just not in time for the vacation I was planning for
myself), I think I can safely say fuck any elderly person that decides they have good enough reflexes to drive. And God help the elderly
customers that come into my store tomorrow because their prices just tripled overnight.
I hope your oldest living relative you care about dies tonight.
Fake McCoy Comics
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atothej
The Great One 
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It's shorter (and more in keeping with the thread theme) to simply say "fuck you."
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF
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nOOb
The Man
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| posted on 2-10-2010 at 04:27 AM |
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That would be my grandpa and he's not going anywhere because he actually gave up his license when he thought his reflexes were going. And maybe
that's why I'm as strongly opinionated on the subject as I am. Or the fact that every day I'm in a situation where I see old folks
put themselves into situations where they're endangering the lives of others. Like the nice old lady who had me carry her computer to her car
because her arthritis was bad and on the way to the car told me about how she just had cornea surgery days before so she had to wear thick, dark
glasses. Or the numerous old people I see get into their cars after taking minutes more to get to it than one in good shape and then just back out
without seeing if anyone is behind them (spoiler alert for them: a good 1 out of 4 times there is and they have to come to a sudden stop).
I'm not saying take away their licenses, cause there are old people out there that can drive. Heck, I think my grandpa can still drive better
than most of them. But there needs to be some sort of stricter testing, because the fact is when your reflexes start to go and it takes you longer
than usual to turn your head left to right, you're putting everyone around you in danger when you drive. And I got an object lesson in that
today, so sorry if I'm not a bit nicer about it.
Editted to add: Sorry, but I had to vent somewhere. And this seemed as good of place as any to bemoan the fact I'm out $150 and could have
been seriously hurt had I gone any faster.
[Edited on 2-10-2010 by nOOb]
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
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borntorun
God of This World
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| posted on 2-10-2010 at 04:34 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by nOOb
Editted to add: Sorry, but I had to vent somewhere. And this seemed as good of place as any to bemoan the fact I'm out $150 and could have
been seriously hurt had I gone any faster.
Technically, if you had been going faster you wouldn't have been passed by an old lady.
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 2-10-2010 at 05:53 AM |
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How the hell did you get a $75 "driving too fast for the conditions" ticket if you were going like 10mph? I didn't realize you lived in my
town.
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nOOb
The Man
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| posted on 2-10-2010 at 06:12 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DrBoz
How the hell did you get a $75 "driving too fast for the conditions" ticket if you were going like 10mph? I didn't realize you lived in my
town.
I wish I would've known that, otherwise you would've got my vote.
And apparently "driving too fast for conditions" means if you have to go 1mph, you go 1mph. Funny enough, the cop issuing the ticket promptly told
me I should fight it, after he tried to pull up behind the car I was sitting in at the time and managed to miss the target and slide past it going,
allegedly, 5mph. I think I may win that challenging of the ticket.
"The Seahawks are cool. Me and Tubby here hung out with them once at a Bruno Mars concert."-Jay and Silent Bob representing the Broncos on FOX NFL
Sunday.
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Chris Is Good517
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be
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That sucks, nOOb. I'm sorry to hear that shit happened to you. Just be glad that you weren't hurt.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
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