Stone Cold Steve Autism
I did eat all the macaroni. I don't know how he knows.  
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'Fuck' List III: The Enfuckening
Continued from this thread...
Realistically speaking, there is no way for you to prove that I am not Batman.
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outback jack
The Great One
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Yeah, I wouldn't worry TOO much about Swine Flu. Remember back in 2003 when we were all going to die from Sars?
I died from bird flu.
I got better.
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
I did eat all the macaroni. I don't know how he knows.
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking. Everytime you hear that somebody died from the swine flu you don't hear about the thousands of
people who had it and got better. She's a pretty healthy little girl and I'm sure she'll be fine, but its still pretty terrifying to
hear because I'm still relatively new to this parenting thing and my knee jerk reaction is still "oh shit oh shit oh shit" everytime she so
much as has a slight fever, which I'll happily agree is a total overreaction but is still hard to avoid, at least for me. I'm betting that
you're right, though. The pediatrician was almost aggressively nonchalant about it and I have to think if she thought it was serious she would
have said so.
That's a good doc right there. Never hurts to calm down parents.
The other thing I meant to mention to help calm you down: my dad, stepmom and half-sibs (one's a teenager, one's eight) all got it and
were fine. My friend's baby daughter got it and was fine.
quote:
Originally posted by LuckyLopez
Fuck Yankee Haters. I don't really begrudge anyone their hate. I recognize the arguments and most of them are at least based in truth even
when they take on a life of their own. I acknowledge that many of my fellow fans are assholes or have a sense of entitlement or whatever. I
acknowledge that that's a fuckload of money to spend. And I get the basic idea that we're the bad guy because the sport needs it and we
just naturally fit the role.
But you know what? When you text me to mock me over a World Series lost despite the fact I never said anything to you. Then YOU are the asshole.
When you accost me on the street or in a building because I'm wearing a Yankee hat. YOU are the asshole. When you freak out and rant at me
about how evil the Yankees are when we were just civilly discussing the game. YOU are an asshole.
You know, I've never understood taunting fans you don't know or being malicious to friends. You want to bust a buddy's balls, that
makes sense to me. You want to ridicule a stranger outside of a ballgame or even, under some circumstances, at a ballgame? Why? What the fuck
are you getting out of that? And it seems like the worst people when it comes to this sort of thing come from teams successful enough that you'd
think they'd be above that. It's like the same entitlement that makes them think they're owed championships also makes them think
it's a free pass to shit on other people who like baseball.
Realistically speaking, there is no way for you to prove that I am not Batman.
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the goon
Sister Act
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quote:
Originally posted by Stone Cold Steve Autism It's like the same entitlement that makes them think they're owed championships
also makes them think it's a free pass to shit on other people who like baseball.
Oh, it's always okay to shit on people who like baseball.
But seriously, I agree with you and Lucky. Taunting or being malicious to a stranger because they like a different team than you is fucking stupid. I
mean, one of my best friends is an Eagles fan (and I'm a Panthers fan), so we fuck with each other all the time when our teams are doing shitty,
but it's all in good fun. But to insult or start shit with someone because they don't like the same team as you is retarded. I live in
Charlotte and the endless shit-spewing I have to hear between Duke and UNC fans just never gets old, let me tell you.
And SCSA, I know sometimes I poke a little fun at the looped video clips, but that was a damn fine one sir.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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Chris Is Good517
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be 
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Yeah, and fuck people who are inhospitable cocks to visiting fans at their own home games. Back during the 2002 season, Alabama was on probation for
something so Arkansas got to go to the SEC Championship game in their stead, which is annually held in Atlanta. Unfortunately, Georgia won the East
that year so they were our opponents. A buddy of mine landed some tickets and three of us jumped in a van and drove to Atlanta and the fans there were
the biggest collective group of shitheads I have ever encountered, just constantly throwing out taunts and really rude insults and so on. I
mean, its nothing I couldn't handle as an adult but it was just so uncalled for. C'mon, man. Its a fucking game. Let's just watch it
and have fun. It really didn't help that Georgia blew Arkansas out like 50something to 3.
Anyway, after that experience I make sure when I go to games in Fayetteville I always go out of my way to be really friendly and charitable to the
visiting teams' fans, because Fayetteville in literally in the middle of bum-fucked nowhere and I know those people drove X amount of hours and
spent X amount of money to support their team and there's absolutely no reason to be shitty to them.
Unless they're Ole Miss fans. Fuck Ole Miss and their stupid cousin-fucking fans.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
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atothej
The Great One 
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Fuck those people for wasting their time and money to go to Fayetteville; they deserve every bit of venom they get.
Also, I'm dead from Monkeypox right now.
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF
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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be 
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My entire band had swine flu right before tour started. Our first show of tour in Seattle, we were all coughing like crazy between each song.
We're all over it now. It's just a hard flu that's off-season. No need to freak.
However, I'm dying of Face AIDS.
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW 
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quote:
Originally posted by Stone Cold Steve Autism
You know, I've never understood taunting fans you don't know or being malicious to friends. You want to bust a buddy's balls, that
makes sense to me. You want to ridicule a stranger outside of a ballgame or even, under some circumstances, at a ballgame? Why? What the fuck
are you getting out of that? And it seems like the worst people when it comes to this sort of thing come from teams successful enough that you'd
think they'd be above that. It's like the same entitlement that makes them think they're owed championships also makes them think
it's a free pass to shit on other people who like baseball.
Yeah, I never got it. To some degree I get friends busting each other's balls. I mean, I always get it because I like doing it with other
stuff, I just tend to stay away from it with sports because sports fans tend to be high strung after losses. Mocking your buddy is only fun when he
can have fun with it too, not when you're legitimately making a bad feeling worse. But the entire culture of just screaming "_____ suck!" at
a hat or laughing at a stranger? That's just demented. Sports open up this weird side of people that apparently makes it ok to be terrible
asses and try to make anyone feel small and depressed... and its "just a game" so it alright even though you take the game so seriously that
you've developed a sense of superiority over it. Its so backwards, I can understand why some people hate sports.
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The Riot Act
Hot, Spicy, ICHIBAN!!! 
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I just want to clarify that my earlier post in the other Fuck List thread was directed at the Yankees and not their fans and was partly sarcastic.
Sure, I will taunt a Yankees fan, but in good-nature. I would never engage in any kind of war of words, because that's simply idiotic. But part
of the fun of being a fan is teasing the fans of your rival and getting teased in return. Starting fights and all that other BS is for the people that
should just stay the fuck home and not even bother going to a game, sports bar or anywhere else where people are trying to have a good time.
[Edited on 11-1-2009 by The Riot Act]
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW
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And like I said, it wasn't intended as a response to you or anyone else here. Just a general point of frustration on a bad day after an ugly
Yankee loss when both the good natured teasers and the obnoxious assholes were out in full force. Obviously its no coincidence that the timing made
both of our points of frustration boil up independent of each other.
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atothej
The Great One
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Fuck going a whole year licensed in your preferred profession, only to take a step back. I've gone through nearly a whole year of struggling to
bring a firm some added value by taking all the cases that nobody else was able/willing to work, only to have my salaried position stripped and be
dropped back down to hourly. Outside of having an office, I'm back to the same fuck list post I made a year ago, and I'm going to be
struggling to make it all work, all over again.
Every time I think it's working out, fortune colludes to convince me that I'd have been better off never becoming an attorney and just
pursuing bartending with increased vigor.
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF
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TownOfDalem
Undisputibed Champion
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Fuck working on thanksgiving. A law office should not be open on thanksgiving. And fuck people that actually call in on thanksgiving. I don't
give a shit if your family doesn't want to be anywhere near you, I have to spend thanksgiving away from my family and friends so just sit alone
and don't fucking bother me.
And also fuck the uselessness of college degrees. And sorry AJ sucks to know postgraduate degrees are just as fucking useless.
OO's only mammal penguin
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Thom
The Immortal One 
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quote:
Originally posted by atothej
Every time I think it's working out, fortune colludes to convince me that I'd have been better off never becoming an attorney and just
pursuing bartending with increased vigor.
Finally, AJ knows how it feels to be a Jets fan.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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OOMike
The Great One
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Fuck having to work on Saturday after Thanksgiving, and when you come in the machine that is the sole reason you are here to work is broken, and you
have to stay and do other shit, just so you can give the impression that you tried to work today.
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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What is this machine?
Don't Mess With Texas
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BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! ! 
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Time machine.
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atothej
The Great One
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
Finally, AJ knows how it feels to be a Jets fan.
I'm an Eagles fan, so the sentiment is equally applicable.
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF
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OOMike
The Great One
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Label printer.
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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Fuck a busy-ass workday when I had a Budgeting and Accounting exam afterwards in the evening and was hoping to get a little last-minute studying in at
any free moment I could find at work (of which there pretty much were none). If I didn't pass it, I'm quitting my job. Actually, that
would kinda defeat the whole purpose.
And also fuck driving all the way uptown in the rain to take the above-mentioned test and pulling into the parking garage only to realize that I had
forgotten to bring my calculator, causing me to then run to the nearest CVS in the rain and buy one. Thank God for CVS!
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Sooooooo, I'm at home right, scratching off my lottery tickets. We go a little crazy on Christmas with the lottery tickets, but I kind of look
at it as if we are going to Vegas without traveling there. I won't share exactly HOW much was spent, but I will say that I had a total of 33
tickets to scratch. Want to know on how many tickets I won?
4
Seriously. 4/33 tickets. I won on 1 of the first 16 I scratched (so I actually pulled up my average during the second half). That is a winning
percentage of 12.12%. Most tickets are like 25%-33%. I was getting so angry at first, and then it was so pitiful that I was actually rooting for
myself to lose. I also rooted for the Lions to go completely defeated last year.
Leave it to me to somehow buck the odds in the wrong direction. I think it was Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) who in response to the statement "The
world's not fair" asked, "I know, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?" King of positivity that I am, I totally re-framed this by
stating that the reason I did so poorly was because I dodged a major bullet earlier in the year when I had a mass removed that ended up being benign
(initially was thought to be malignant). I suppose this is a good trade if that's the case.
However, if I lose like this again next year I will not be held responsible for my actions.
So Fuck the lotteries of Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. Specifically Indiana. Didn't win on any of their tickets. Assholes.
Happy Holidays everyone!
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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Anyone here have an ACL go out on them? Mine's not gone...yet. It's ruptured, which means it could go at any moment. Had a partial
tear from years back that I opted not to have surgically repaired. Took a nastly spill a weekend ago and ....one MRI later....viola.
Not sure what to expect re: surgery or the like.
Don't Mess With Texas
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atothej
The Great One
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
....one MRI later....viola.
What does a string instrument have to do with your knee?
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF
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2HoT
The Immortal One
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Fuck my dumb cunt of an ex. I cannot wait to have this house finished, on the market and sold so I can have the psychotic bitch out of my life
FOREVER.
fuckin useless twat...
Who wants soup?
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doctorb
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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quote:
Originally posted by atothej
What does a string instrument have to do with your knee?
If he sheers his tibia anteriorly enough, it can snap back with a rather lovely thwang.
Tex, surgery's not usually a big deal but the biggest question is what you'll do on it in the future. If you're 23 and love
basketball, get surgery. If you're 40 and love wii basketball, you probably will never regret just doing rehab.
ETA: Oops.
[Edited on 1-19-2010 by doctorb]
The "B" is for Bargain!
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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Not sure Boz cares about this.
Don't Mess With Texas
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