chewey
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Undertaker: The Movie
So I found this on the web today:
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According to PWInsider.com, WWE is working on a film project that would work as an Undertaker origin story, explaining how The Undertaker we
all know today came to be.
The project has no tenative title yet and is still in the developmental stage. It's likely that the movie will be a straight-to-DVD
project.
If this is the case, I wonder (1) will it at least be better than that awful Kane Origins Novel that WWE Books published a few years back, and (2)
will they show the Undertaker traveling at WWE road events dressed in a suit in order to show young upstarts like CM Punk how a real champion is
supposed to dress?
"Don't matter how many times you get burnt, you just keep doin' the same."
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DrBoz
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I'm looking forward to the part of the movie where the Undertaker turns into a biker dude that listens to Limp Bizkit.
Calvin: "I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor
reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!"
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theflammablemanimal
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I'm interested in how they explain why an undead phenom would turn to wrestling.
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williamssl
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Whoever plays Katie Vick is a surefire frontrunner for best supporting actress Oscar. That role has "award" written all over it.
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LuckyLopez
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http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe/4743.html
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- As noted over the weekend, WWE is planning a movie based on the origin of The Undertaker character, reportedly a Western set in the
1800's. The project does not have any actors or writers at this point but is in WWE Studios' plans for 2010-2011. The current
projected budget for the movie is in the $3.5 million range, indicating that it's a direct to DVD film.
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happy_buddha
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Oh, so someone bought the rights to Saint of Killers from DC?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_of_Killers#Saint_of_Killers
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chewey
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so does that mean that Kane is also over 100 years old? or was Mama Undertaker just still popping those babies out when Paul Bearer had his fling with
her decades later?
Also, do you think they'll redo that scene in A Fistful of Dollars where Clint Eastwood no-sells a couple dozen rounds of bullets -- except
unlike Eastwood, Undertaker *doesn't* have a plate of body armor underneath his poncho?
[Edited on 11-3-2009 by chewey]
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Chris Is Good517
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Well, if Undertaker has a mutant healing factor that would explain all the no-selling
(Adjusts webcam) Hey what up y'all. This y'all girl Lil' J and this lil' girl right here (pause) ain't scared of nobody
so if you got anything to say to me you can say it to my motherfuckin' face or send me a mother- (pause) or hit me up on my motherfuckin'
MySpace. I ain't scare and this little bitch right here will fuckin' kill yo ass. NICK-GAH. So if you have anything to say you can say it
to... (pause) me. (pause). And if you wanna bump let's go cause I ain't scared of yo motherfucking ass, aight, bitch, latah.
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Shannon Soze
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This movie has to be directed by Rob Zombie and have Sheri Moon Zombie play Katie Vick. Danny Trejo has to have a part as well. He should be cast
because it's Danny fuckin Trejo! The clown from The Devil's Rejects can be Paul Bearer.
And cameos/roles by Bruce Willis, Jason Lee, Harvey Keitel, Rosario Dawson, Rainn Wilson, and Steve Buscemi as Jimmy the Retard.
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TomS
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quote:
WWE is working on a film project that would work as an Undertaker origin story, explaining how The Undertaker we all know today came to be.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
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angstboy
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Think they'll bring up stuff like this:
Corner Kicked - a comic where Cory and Ziggy do inappropriate stuff to each other.
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Lurker
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
Whoever plays Katie Vick is a surefire frontrunner for best supporting actress Oscar. That role has "award" written all over it.
My memory is a bit hazy...but wasn't Katie Vick part of Kane's "Backstory"??
Why would they put her in the Undertaker's movie?
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blackdragon
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quote:
Originally posted by chewey
If this is the case, I wonder (1) will it at least be better than that awful Kane Origins Novel that WWE Books published a few years back, and (2)
I think you meant AWESOME Kane Origins Novel. Reading that book was like eating a piece of chocolate on your cheat day.
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williamssl
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quote:
Originally posted by Lurker
My memory is a bit hazy...but wasn't Katie Vick part of Kane's "Backstory"??
Why would they put her in the Undertaker's movie?
Because Kane and UT are (half) brothers.
And because necrophelia sells.
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Stu
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Also, being an origin story, wouldn't that have to deal with him being younger, and therefore played by a different guy than Marc Calloway?
Also, using the standard template of Undertaker promos, will every confrontation with an enemy end with him telling them they'll REST. IN.
PEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAACCE?
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theflammablemanimal
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quote:
Originally posted by blackdragon
Reading that book was like eating a piece of chocolate on your cheat day.
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I just wandered into this Will & Grace chatroom by mistake.
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cumstain187
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a Straight to Wrestlecrap release?
LAmLAMlamlaMALmaLM
Yes, really.
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SeanSmythe
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Verne Troyer for the Hornswoggle cameo thats all I'm saying.
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gordiano
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Tell me this is just a stupid rumor......
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Chris Is Good517
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I just wandered into this Will & Grace chatroom by mistake.
HA!
(Adjusts webcam) Hey what up y'all. This y'all girl Lil' J and this lil' girl right here (pause) ain't scared of nobody
so if you got anything to say to me you can say it to my motherfuckin' face or send me a mother- (pause) or hit me up on my motherfuckin'
MySpace. I ain't scare and this little bitch right here will fuckin' kill yo ass. NICK-GAH. So if you have anything to say you can say it
to... (pause) me. (pause). And if you wanna bump let's go cause I ain't scared of yo motherfucking ass, aight, bitch, latah.
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gobbledygooker
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quote:
Originally posted by angstboy
Think they'll bring up stuff like this:
I didn't think it was possible to make a pink tanktop and blue Zubaz pants work but damned if he doesn't pull it off.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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Shannon Soze
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And there has to be a mentor kind of part for either Sam Elliott or Ian McShane.
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folby
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I don't want to be friends with anyone who can't enjoy a 19th century western starring the undertaker.
I just want you guys to understand how much I love sandwiches. - UPDATED 5/7 - Not all sandwiches need be
considered as art.
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knuckleballschwartz
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
I didn't think it was possible to make a pink tanktop and blue Zubaz pants work but damned if he doesn't pull it off.
quote:
originally posted by theflammablemanimal and quoted for truth
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I just wandered into this Will & Grace chatroom by mistake.
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blackdragon
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
quote:
Originally posted by blackdragon
Reading that book was like eating a piece of chocolate on your cheat day.
Oops, I'm sorry. I think I just wandered into this Will & Grace chatroom by mistake.
Well excuse a guy for wanting to get rid of his love handles...you big meanie head.
A ho fucks everybody. A bitch fucks everybody but you.
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