Joeldacat
Showstopper 
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Main Page Video Ad
Why is a video of a woman telling me about the BCS championship over the Online Onslaught main page?
http://twitpic.com/x7x3g
This has happened to me at home and at work, so I don't think it's on my end.
Quiet, woman!
X-Box Live: Mr Whale Jr. Message me who you are, though!
When the plane full of wrestlers crashed in the Arctic, he became known as "Nourishing" Rick Rude.
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Thom
The Great One 
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Registered 1-14-2003 Location Amazingville Member Is Offline Mood: Awesome
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I don't have it on mine, so maybe you looked at the same porn on both computers?
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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williamssl
Steers and Queers 
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Registered 1-11-2004 Location Hippieville Member Is Offline Mood: Fuck USC
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goatse sets a cookie
Don't Mess With Texas
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Joeldacat
Showstopper
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Registered 9-10-2002 Location Savannah, GA Member Is Offline Mood: PK Fired Up
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This is the only place where goatse ruins my life. Maybe I'm getting BCS stuff because I'm in the South... can any other Southerners
confirm / deny?
X-Box Live: Mr Whale Jr. Message me who you are, though!
When the plane full of wrestlers crashed in the Arctic, he became known as "Nourishing" Rick Rude.
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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I got the BCS stuff in Seattle.
But then again I have goatse cookies everywhere.
Don't Mess With Texas
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OORick
You and what army? 
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Registered 12-27-2001 Location - The Birthplace of Aviation Member Is Offline Mood: Foo'd
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| posted on 1-8-2010 at 07:51 PM |
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She's doing that because my ad agency gets paid 0.2 cents everytime she shows up on somebody's screen talking about the BCS.
I didn't see that ad insertion order pass, apparently, since I always kibosh the video/layer ads like that which play noises without you
clicking on them first. My cut of those 0.2 cents isn't worth it to me to subject YOU to something that pisses even ME off. So I'll get on
that and tell them to take that ad out of the rotation.
In return: everybody within the sound of this post should click that Disney DVD ad (as also seen in the above twitpic, as the top banner). I get 0.0
cents for that ad being displayed, but am compensated on a per-click basis to the tune of about 33 cents every time you pretend to give a shit about
trading in your copy of "Toy Story" from DVD for a Blu-ray version. THIRTY-THREE CENTS. So clicky-click. Disney is good. Disney is great. You all
want Disney!
Also: this month, the Capital One ads are big "per click" ones for me (that might even be one of them peeking in on the above twitpic, as the
sidebar ad). Sixty-something cents. Just sayin' is all.
You're welcome.
Rick
"He's from Mars, Officer; whiskey does not affect alien beings."
-- Venus Flytrap speaking on The Rick
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
Posts 4318
Registered 1-11-2004 Location Hippieville Member Is Offline Mood: Fuck USC
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You and SCSA should figure out a way to monetize all the goatse links SCSA posts.
If you did that....early retirement!
Don't Mess With Texas
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Stone Cold Steve Autism
I did eat all the macaroni. I don't know how he knows. 
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Registered 4-29-2008 Member Is Offline Mood: Sparklee
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
You and SCSA should figure out a way to monetize all the goatse links SCSA posts.
If you did that....early retirement!
I just figured out how to winterize my posts.
Realistically speaking, there is no way for you to prove that I am not Batman.
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punkerhardcore
The Man 
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Registered 7-15-2005 Member Is OnlineMood: Lickable
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quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
But then again I have goatse cookies everywhere.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Come participate in the Career Deadpool 2012! All suggestions/discussions are
welcome.
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OOMike
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Registered 1-3-2002 Location Columbus, OH Member Is OnlineMood: busy
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Rick,
You should give us a head's up when you have those big money making ads, I'm sure I'm not the only one who will click on the link.
The movie "Idiocracy" was really a documentary.
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
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Biff_Manly
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Registered 6-16-2006 Member Is Offline Mood: Ridiculous
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And if a chick is gonna pop up and talk sports at least she can be naked. That is only kind.
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
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ThePunisher
The Great One 
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Registered 4-19-2003 Location Asheville, NC Member Is Offline Mood:
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quote:
Originally posted by Joeldacat
This is the only place where goatse ruins my life.
As opposed to everywhere else you look at it?
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doctorb
Posts 1265
Registered 6-27-2007 Location Where everyone is rich but me Member Is Offline Mood: need coffee
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I get the bitch at home but not at work. I must have an extra adblock at work? I thought I was running same version on both.
Off to click on disney...
The "B" is for Bargain!
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King of Pain
Creepy Little Bastard
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Registered 5-2-2008 Location Tracy, Calif. Member Is Offline Mood: Hungry
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they've taken aim at their target audience now ... the chick changed and it's Lauren formerly from TNA ...
There's nothing in the rulebook that says an elephant can't play.
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nOOb
The Great One 
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Registered 5-24-2004 Member Is Offline Mood: Hot Dog!
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quote:
Originally posted by Biff_Manly
And if a chick is gonna pop up and talk sports at least she can be naked. That is only kind.
Yes, is there anyway we can get her top off at least?
Everything about this girl is awesome. She's hot, she got kicked out of school for sucking too many dicks, she takes it in the ass and her body
gives itself abortions. -Punker on Lilly Allen's Miscarriage
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW 
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Registered 2-13-2003 Member Is Offline Mood: Grieving
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Man, it was surreal when I realized TNA's Lauren was talking to me on OO. I mean, imagine that. Extra TNA coverage on OO?
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King of Pain
Creepy Little Bastard
Posts 83
Registered 5-2-2008 Location Tracy, Calif. Member Is Offline Mood: Hungry
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apparently in addition to doing pop up ads for Chegg, whoever the hell they are, the former TNA's Lauren is reportedly working for the Golf
Channel now ... I can't confirm because I'm Mexican and the only time I"m allowed on a golf course is the mow the grass ...
There's nothing in the rulebook that says an elephant can't play.
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Thom
The Great One
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Registered 1-14-2003 Location Amazingville Member Is Offline Mood: Awesome
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Yeah - I was on vacation last week, and the sports bar where I was watching the Jets beat the Bengals had (for some reason - maybe because it was a
golf resort?) had one of the TVs on Golf Channel. Sure enough - she was somewhere doing something. Didn't care enough to pay attention, as I
was awaiting the inevitable Jets collapse at the end - which happily didn't happen!
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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Registered 1-11-2004 Location Hippieville Member Is Offline Mood: Fuck USC
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quote:
Originally posted by King of Pain
I can't confirm because I'm Mexican and the only time I"m allowed on a golf course is the mow the grass ...
I thought you were allowed to pick up the balls on the driving range too.
Don't Mess With Texas
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King of Pain
Creepy Little Bastard
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Registered 5-2-2008 Location Tracy, Calif. Member Is Offline Mood: Hungry
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Only in a golf cart without the cage ... and I have to pick them up by hand ...
There's nothing in the rulebook that says an elephant can't play.
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DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian 
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Registered 1-25-2008 Location The Muc, NJ Member Is Offline Mood: Chick Magnet
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I don't know what chegg.com is but every time I see that add I want to lick my computer screen.
I'm with Punk.
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OORick
You and what army?
Posts 2109
Registered 12-27-2001 Location - The Birthplace of Aviation Member Is Offline Mood: Foo'd
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I've fixed the layer/video ad issue as best I can... pretty girls (with their tops ON, dammit) have been banned from showing up on OO to tell
you about NCAA March Madness, at least. Browse with you volume on (even at work), you magnificent bastards!
In exchange for me costing myself tens of cents by disobeying my ad agency's wishes, let me just (conversationally, casually, no pressure)
mention a few things:
The new Olympic/MSNBC ads make me 40 cents per click for the next few weeks. That ad should show up once-per-visit-to-OO. Maybe more if you clean out
your cookies in between.
There's a Crest ad in my campaign list that says it pays $2.50 per click, but I've only seen it thrice, so I think it's pretty
rarely distributed. If YOU see it, click it. Please. It won't tell The Man you have bad teeth, it'll just tell me you love me.
Other per-click ads this month that pay more than a dime-per: both Papa John's and Domino's (they did it for the Super Bowl, I think, but
both campaigns run through the month so they'll probalby morph into March Madness campaigns)... and some gambling site with an abomination of a
laboratory lady (trust me, you will not miss her boobs) haranguing you to spend your money on NBA picks; I think it's called
"covers.com"....
And seriously: who out there is skewing my demographics? I get the impression I have 95% lame, losery males reading this site, but my ad agency keeps
giving me ad cocktails that feature ingredients such as: Macy's, some prescription eye-lash medicine, and "Pink Nation" (it's been a
while since the Young Ladies Of America invited me to learn about their under-garment choices, but I believe this is a Victoria's Secret
sub-brand, no?)...
Not to mention the ad from last month about girly footware, which included a box ad regarding knee-high Chuck Taylor's. Or, as I dubbed them,
Chuck-Me Boots. I didn't know if they were really really hot (since I sorta dig girls who aren't trying too hard and are OK wearing
sneakers) or if they were really really hateful (since the only thing worse than a girl who is trying too hard is one who wants you to THINK
she's not trying too hard by wearing $100 knee-high sneakers).
I majored in marketing, and I officially don't understand advertising at all, apparetly. Just clicky the linkies I mentioned, though, and all
will be well. Thanks.....
Rick
"He's from Mars, Officer; whiskey does not affect alien beings."
-- Venus Flytrap speaking on The Rick
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Registered 1-2-2006 Location Indiana Member Is Offline Mood: Bubbly!
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Maybe they're picking up on people getting their panties in a bunch on here and assumed we're a bunch of women? Or maybe it was those few
days where we compared the physical attributes of Legacy and discussed the tightness of Rob Terry's trunks? Sorry, I'll try to stop
gaying up the place so much.
So if I click on all those links, that means I don't have to dOOnate separately, right?
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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Chris Is Good517
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Registered 1-10-2002 Location Little Rock, AR Member Is Offline Mood: punchy
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quote:
Originally posted by DrBoz
Maybe they're picking up on people getting their panties in a bunch on here and assumed we're a bunch of women? Or maybe it was those few
days where we compared the physical attributes of Legacy and discussed the tightness of Rob Terry's trunks? Sorry, I'll try to stop
gaying up the place so much.
It might have been the Twilight avatar party
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Bachmann: "I haven't had a gaffe... when it comes to the best Republican who take
on Barack Obama and not have any clunker in my record to be able to take him on, it's me."
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Registered 1-2-2006 Location Indiana Member Is Offline Mood: Bubbly!
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Or your current av, which I still love btw.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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