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Mood: Diva fan
posted on 1-19-2010 at 01:47 AM
Chris F. Masters .... On Nickelodeon!
Oh ... my ... god. So, I'm watching "Big Time Rush" on Nickelodeon and the principal threatens these four teenage rockstars-to-be that he
will find them a teacher they can't fool. Someone who can handle them. "A WWE Superstar."
Smart alec-y kid: "Who you going to get? Chris 'The Masterpiece' Masterson?"
Next scene: Back of a teacher writing "Mr. Masterpiece" on the board, he turns around, and CFM rips off his shirt.
I'm scared to see if he does the dancing pecks after the break.
CFM: "Give me 500 desk presses!"
Addtional line: "How oil helps boost immune systems." (While wearing a black muscle shirt and tie).
Final scene: Running out, screams, "THOSE KIDS ARE ANIMALS!" Pauses to flex muscles. Then continues running.
Additional observation: Nick ran commercials for "The Tooth Fairy" and unlike USA that lists his as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, they left out that
wrestling reference.
[Edited on 1-19-2010 by wings76fan]
nOOb
The Rowdy One
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Mood: Berries&Cre
posted on 1-19-2010 at 03:06 AM
I'd just like to point out that, typically, transcribing scenes doesn't illicit the imagination in situations such as these. However,
this is all we have to work on for visual aid, so yeah...
Everything about this girl is awesome. She's hot, she got kicked out of school for sucking too many dicks, she takes it in the ass and her body
gives itself abortions. -Punker on Lilly Allen's Miscarriage
Thom
The Rowdy One
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Mood: Fuck Bubba
posted on 1-19-2010 at 07:13 PM
Wait a minute...
Did they call him WWE Champion?
Stay wet, my friends.
knuckleballschwartz
Rated R Superstar
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Mood: on strike
posted on 1-19-2010 at 10:37 PM
quote:Originally posted by Thom
Wait a minute...
Did they call him WWE Champion?
OMG!!! Royal Rumble spoiler!!!
Chris Is Good517
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Registered 1-10-2002 Location Little Rock, AR Member Is Offline
Mood: OMG #1 Poster!
posted on 1-20-2010 at 02:28 AM
That's OK, when MVP was on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?, they showed a graphic that declared that MVP was the longest reigning WWE
Champion of all time.
