DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds  
Posts 1038
Registered 1-2-2006 Location Indiana Member Is Offline Mood: Bubbly!
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| posted on 5-29-2010 at 09:02 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Bonestein
Posting baby pics of yourself is kinda weird though in my opinion.
But I don't have any kids, so I am unable to post 999 pictures of them like almost everyone else on FB. I had them loaded previously because I
didn't want to post current stuff. I left them there because a) some of the them are funny, and b) chicks are always like "Awwwww, how
adorable!"
The weirder part is me trying to impress chicks.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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outback jack
The Great One 
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Registered 3-10-2003 Location not Australia Member Is Offline Mood: old
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When I was more into the games I friended a number of people through them. One is a seemingly nice Southern mom who posts nice stuff about her kids,
but every now and then she changes her profile pic to one showing of tats on the gluteal region. I assume ethanol is involved.
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Bonestein
The Rowdy One
Posts 2647
Registered 7-24-2002 Member Is Offline Mood: partypartyparty
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| posted on 5-29-2010 at 10:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DrBoz
But I don't have any kids, so I am unable to post 999 pictures of them like almost everyone else on FB. I had them loaded previously because I
didn't want to post current stuff. I left them there because a) some of the them are funny, and b) chicks are always like "Awwwww, how
adorable!"
The weirder part is me trying to impress chicks.
Yeah, but when dudes see them, they think, "Dr. Boz? MORE LIKE DR. GAY!". And then when 10% of your Facebook dude friends realize that they are
also gay, they ask you out to the latest "Sex and the City" movie... and the plan succeeds.
I get it. Baby pics = girl poon OR dude poon. Well played Dr. Boz, you have earned your doctorate in poon.
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1038
Registered 1-2-2006 Location Indiana Member Is Offline Mood: Bubbly!
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| posted on 5-30-2010 at 12:04 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Bonestein
Yeah, but when dudes see them, they think, "Dr. Boz? MORE LIKE DR. GAY!". And then when 10% of your Facebook dude friends realize that they are
also gay, they ask you out to the latest "Sex and the City" movie... and the plan succeeds.
I get it. Baby pics = girl poon OR dude poon. Well played Dr. Boz, you have earned your doctorate in poon.
And people thought I wasted time in school.
Oh, and fuck SATC2. SJP looks like a horse.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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doctorb
Posts 1265
Registered 6-27-2007 Location Where everyone is rich but me Member Is Offline Mood: need coffee
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| posted on 5-30-2010 at 03:23 AM |
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http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100001098054340
Here's number 6 or maybe even 8. I haven't kept track. Some have been seriously hot but I feel like there's some way that friending
them will let them invade my privacy. I've never really understood all the facebook warnings so I err on the side of keeping to myself. Is this
a hot chick who wants me to pay to see her stripping in front of her wbecam? Is is a hot chick who just wants to meet guys and thinks match.com sucks
and this is a better way? Or is it a 17 year old Russian mobster who's going to put kiddie porn on my computer and tell it to distribute all
across these fruited plains? Either way, it "ignore" time, bitch.
The "B" is for Bargain!
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salmonjunkie
American Dream 
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Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline Mood: charged
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| posted on 5-30-2010 at 09:49 AM |
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there's actually companies out there that make fake facebook profiles of hot chicks that randomly friend you. They're all trying to get
you to go to their paid webcam or porn site eventually. Just ignore them.
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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The Riot Act
Hot, Spicy, ICHIBAN!!! 
Posts 1572
Registered 7-31-2006 Location Canada Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 5-30-2010 at 10:21 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517don't feel like you have to censor yourselves for my benefit.
I won't censor myself for anyone's benefit. That said, I've kept my Facebook friends at about 95% friends and co-workers. I only
have a couple of family members on my list and none of them are close family members that I see on a regular basis.
Anyway, it anyone wants to add me, I'm Tim Kendall (St. John's, Newfoundland).
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MadStepDad
Banned
Posts 1001
Registered 5-2-2010 Location Broken City MA State Member Is Offline Mood: HIGH
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| posted on 5-30-2010 at 06:17 PM |
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I'll admit to being behind the curve a little on this Facebook thing (I'm 30 years old, dammit!!!) But my wife created a page for me a
while ago (so she could link to something in the "married to" section) and I've recently decided to get on it. It's aiight. Cool to
hear from people you haven't in years, but seriously - I bumped into you one time in the hallway at school 15 years ago... and you want to be my
friend? Ok.
But I agree with the "total time wasting" thing, which brings me to the point of my post:
MAXIMILLIAN STYLES
Look that up. It's a side project I'm working on with my sons (5 and 2) that MAY be of interest to the rest of you. Especially at this
site.
It's still in its early developmental stage, and I ran into a few snags experimenting with the YOUTUBE portions I'd like to include (damn
copyrights!) But hopefully you'll see where I'm going with this. It's fun to do with the boys and I feel like I'm living my
second childhood all over again.
So check it out and realize WORLD ACTION FIGURE UNDERGROUND is coming in 2011!!!
MadStepDad - Broken City Championship Wrestling
Respect the Shooters & Hookers
City of Champions
Know the Ledge
Behind the Walls
Grand Conjunction
AFTERMATH
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Sweet Lou
Fella 
Posts 492
Registered 8-25-2006 Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 5-31-2010 at 02:46 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I friended you, Boz.
I'm actually always wary about posting things on people's statuses, because I'm not sure if they have family or friends or whatever
who will get offended by such things.
Of course, the best one ever was when FF commented on one of Byrne's statuses a while back, and his mom came in and got all crazy. That was
awesome.
You hope my son gets cancer???!!!
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doctorb
Posts 1265
Registered 6-27-2007 Location Where everyone is rich but me Member Is Offline Mood: need coffee
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| posted on 5-31-2010 at 03:11 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
there's actually companies out there that make fake facebook profiles of hot chicks that randomly friend you. They're all trying to get
you to go to their paid webcam or porn site eventually. Just ignore them.
Wait...what? All these hot chicks don't want my schlong? Bitches.
The "B" is for Bargain!
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Chris Is Good517
Posts 10710
Registered 1-10-2002 Location Little Rock, AR Member Is Offline Mood: punchy
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| posted on 5-31-2010 at 03:22 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by doctorb
Wait...what? All these hot chicks don't want my schlong? Bitches.
No worries bro, the girls at the titty bar mean it
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MadStepDad
Banned
Posts 1001
Registered 5-2-2010 Location Broken City MA State Member Is Offline Mood: HIGH
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| posted on 5-31-2010 at 05:51 PM |
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I like to read people's statuses so I know when's the best time to rob their house.
MadStepDad - Broken City Championship Wrestling
Respect the Shooters & Hookers
City of Champions
Know the Ledge
Behind the Walls
Grand Conjunction
AFTERMATH
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Chris Is Good517
Posts 10710
Registered 1-10-2002 Location Little Rock, AR Member Is Offline Mood: punchy
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| posted on 6-1-2010 at 02:53 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by MadStepDad
I like to read people's statuses so I know when's the best time to rob their house.
Chris Is Good517 likes this
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outback jack
The Great One
Posts 3807
Registered 3-10-2003 Location not Australia Member Is Offline Mood: old
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| posted on 6-1-2010 at 04:44 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by MadStepDad
I like to read people's statuses so I know when's the best time to rob their house.
 I read this and thought of the people who post not only when they'll be away on vacation or working a double shift, but the exact location
of where they live, their phone #'s, and post a lot of pictures of their house and their stuff (thus sparing burglars the effort of having to
case the joint).
I've seen people openly posting some sort of code for their Blackberry on their wall. I never owned a crackberry so I don't know what the
code is about but it seems like posting it where anybody can see it is the sort of thing that will end in tears.
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doctorb
Posts 1265
Registered 6-27-2007 Location Where everyone is rich but me Member Is Offline Mood: need coffee
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| posted on 6-1-2010 at 09:18 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
No worries bro, the girls at the titty bar mean it
Damn straight they do.
The "B" is for Bargain!
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ThePunisher
The Great One 
Posts 3101
Registered 4-19-2003 Location Asheville, NC Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 6-2-2010 at 04:16 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Sweet Lou
You hope my son gets cancer???!!!
The entire conversation in all its glory!
quote:
John Byrne I guess I'll get all corne corny y & crap and say I'm thankful for my family and friends, old and new
November 26, 2009 at 11:26pm � Comment � LikeUnlike � View Feedback (12)Hide Feedback (12)
2 people like this.
Andy Gaston
I hope you get cancer.
November 27, 2009 at 12:32am
James Ryan
what a fag.
November 27, 2009 at 1:03am
Karen M Byrne
You hope MY SON gets Cancer!!!!???!!! Anyone who is capable of saying something like that ... is truly to be PITIED!!! And you sound like a pitiful
being!!
November 27, 2009 at 2:44am
Andy Gaston
Relax Ma, he's my friend. It's a joke.
November 27, 2009 at 3:48am
Andy Gaston
Thanks for forgetting the my-mom-is-on-facebook heads up, Byrnie. This is just awkward.
November 27, 2009 at 4:20am
James Ryan
pwnd.
November 27, 2009 at 11:10am
Jason O'Brien
I'm just surprised someone claims him.
November 27, 2009 at 2:05pm
John Byrne
Sorry Andy. Mom - these are my friends, and yes, they are degenerates like me. That's why they are my friends
November 27, 2009 at 4:44pm
Irish Huddleston
This is my new favorite Thanksgiving memory.
November 27, 2009 at 5:19pm
Tina Calderon
Gahaha this is hilarious! Mom needs to take a chill pill! LMAO
November 30, 2009 at 10:19am
edit for many nested quotes
[Edited on 12-22-2010 by ModSquad]
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doctorb
Posts 1265
Registered 6-27-2007 Location Where everyone is rich but me Member Is Offline Mood: need coffee
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| posted on 6-2-2010 at 05:52 PM |
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Thanks. I didn't get it at all.
I'm pretty sure I've never had a status convo go down that hilariously, ever.
The "B" is for Bargain!
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williamssl
Steers and Queers 
Posts 4317
Registered 1-11-2004 Location Hippieville Member Is Offline Mood: Fuck USC
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I like how mom took offense at the cancer part but completely ignored the fag part.
Probably because it's true.
Don't Mess With Texas
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blackdragon
The Great One 
Posts 3550
Registered 11-9-2003 Member Is Offline Mood: Awesome
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| posted on 6-3-2010 at 08:13 PM |
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Speaking of moms, I forgot that I friended mine a while back and I made a comment about wanting Andy's (how weird is it that I can't
remember his OO name) body and she called and told me that it was okay to be bi.
A ho fucks everybody. A bitch fucks everybody but you.
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TownOfDalem
Undisputibed Champion 
Posts 1304
Registered 10-4-2007 Location Los Angeles Member Is Offline Mood: A Funny Pun
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| posted on 6-4-2010 at 12:16 AM |
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I should get in on this oo facebook thing: Dale Malone Brighton, Ma or BU. Fairly certain I'm one of the only ones
[Edited on 6-4-2010 by TownOfDalem]
@townofdalem you're awesome #fact
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1038
Registered 1-2-2006 Location Indiana Member Is Offline Mood: Bubbly!
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| posted on 6-4-2010 at 05:41 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by blackdragon
Speaking of moms, I forgot that I friended mine a while back and I made a comment about wanting Andy's (how weird is it that I can't
remember his OO name) body and she called and told me that it was okay to be bi.
I hope whenever someone inadvertently outs me on FB, my mom calls me and tells me it's OK too. Although I'm pretty sure my mom
doesn't even know what bi means, especially considering my conversation tonight where she referred to nipples as "bumpies."
Don't even ask how we got ON that topic in the first place.
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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Chris Is Good517
Posts 10710
Registered 1-10-2002 Location Little Rock, AR Member Is Offline Mood: punchy
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Facebook has really pissed me off tonight. Here's a small sampling of the kind of empty-headed idiocy I've been reading all night.
From an ex-girlfriend that I'm currently very ashamed I ever dated:
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"Omg let's hope that this oil spill doesn't mess up my vacation that would suck!"
Yeah! That would suck, wouldn't it? I mean, all the damage it's done to the environment is just kind of unfortunate but if it
ruined your vacation, why that would be a real fucking travesty.
From a gal I went to high school with:
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"My sister's pageant is this weekend! Pray for us because she is completely deserving... and if she wins i'll get you an autograph
lol"
Usually when I see prayer requests on Facebook I'm cool with 'em because they're usually for so-and-so who was in a car accident or
so-and-so's kid who was born premature or whatever, but I've never seen a prayer request for a beauty pageant before. First of all, does
God really care about the outcome of such a vacuous thing as a beauty pagaent and if He does, I'm very curious as to whom He decides
"deserves" to win. Second, how wrapped up in your own universe do you have to be when people have actual problems in their lives and you're
asking your friends to pray over that? Jesus Christ.
One more, a wall-to-wall post written to a girl from high school I'm still pretty close with from her boyfriend:
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"I just wanted to say I love deeply, and I miss you much. You smell like the Taj Mahal looks by moonlight. All my love and all that I am is yours,
Fancy."
Oh, fucking barf.
[Edited on 6-4-2010 by Chris Is Good517]
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denverpunk
Showstopper 
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Registered 6-27-2007 Location Mile-Hi Member Is Offline Mood: Stoked
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You smell like the Taj Mahal looks by the moonlight!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time. Is your high school friend dating
James Blunt? Because that's his level of "poetry".
On the other hand, if she goes for that crap, odds are high that she'll post a "I can't believe that motherfucker cheated on me" tirade
sometime in the next three weeks.
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Thom
The Great One 
Posts 3660
Registered 1-14-2003 Location Amazingville Member Is Offline Mood: Awesome
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quote:
Originally posted by denverpunk
You smell like the Taj Mahal looks by the moonlight!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a really long time. Is your high school friend dating
James Blunt? Because that's his level of "poetry".
Either that, or he's smoking a blunt.
I'm so glad I don't do facebook. On the other hand, maybe I'm missing out on the "good" humor.
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
http://www.myspace.com/bassmantar
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Shao Khan
Showstopper 
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Registered 1-11-2006 Location Moab, Ut. Member Is Offline Mood: Poem-y
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I've noticed that a lot of older married women tend to request me and other friends of mine as their friend. I'm not a bad looking guy,
but damn there must not be much excitement in their lives.
Oh, and my status posted for yesterday:
Went to the lake. Hiked around. Saw a sign that read "Bear Crossing". Went home.
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