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posted on 2-9-2016 at 06:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Matte
I'm sure there are better ones, but just some quick ideas...

Current: Thank You Daniel Bryan
Spoilers: It's Not a Work
Retro: American Dragon
Fantasy: It's a Work
OO Fantasy Drafts: Number One Pick Daniel Bryan
Games: NXT Season One
Divas: Hug It Out
Comments About OO: Join the Swarm
Headlines: Burglar Subdued with Rear Naked Choke
Music: The Final Countdown
Movies/TV/Etc: Wrestling Road Diaries
Sports: Let's Go Seahawks
Tech: MRI Scanners Saving Lives
Parts Unknown: Dolphin Pod
Celebrations: YES! YES! YES!


Divas: Brie Mode...or....That's What She Said

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posted on 2-9-2016 at 11:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by bigfatgoalie
quote:
Originally posted by Matte
I'm sure there are better ones, but just some quick ideas...

Current: Thank You Daniel Bryan
Spoilers: It's Not a Work
Retro: American Dragon
Fantasy: It's a Work
OO Fantasy Drafts: Number One Pick Daniel Bryan
Games: NXT Season One
Divas: Hug It Out
Comments About OO: Join the Swarm
Headlines: Burglar Subdued with Rear Naked Choke
Music: The Final Countdown
Movies/TV/Etc: Wrestling Road Diaries
Sports: Let's Go Seahawks
Tech: MRI Scanners Saving Lives
Parts Unknown: Dolphin Pod
Celebrations: YES! YES! YES!


Divas: Brie Mode...or....That's What She Said


Might I suggest...

Games: Chugging Soda On NXT
Divas: Picking The Hot Twin / You Can Look But You Can't Touch / Chupacabras
Comments About OO: The Yes mOOvement
Parts Unknown: The Dazzler / Dr. Shelby's Office





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posted on 2-9-2016 at 08:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 2-10-2016 at 12:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Divas: Taking Brie To Poundtown!





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-8-2016 at 01:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Since RomanMania seems to be running wild might I suggest a new theme? If anybody's up for spitballing, I'm all ears.

Current: THE Guy
Retro: The Guy Who Was Over
Fantasy: The Push Worked
Games: Book A Heel Turn
Divas: Long Flowing Hair, Piercing Blue Eyes

Comments About OO: The No, Man Empire

Headlines: Florida Man Ruins Everything
Music: The Same Song On Repeat
Movies/TV/etc: Just Hold Tight Until The Aquaman Movie Comes Out
Sports: What He Wishes He Was Still Playing
Tech: Tactical Vests A Plenty
Parts Unknown: An Effective Push/BROCKTOON

Celebrations: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Spoilers: LOLROMANWINS

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posted on 4-8-2016 at 05:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I've been very aware of the need for new board titles, but just haven't really been struck by inspirado. A general annual WM theme might have sufficed for a few days, and I could churn out an MLB Opening Day slate in my sleep, but what's REALLY got our attention?

It can't really Roman Reigns, can it? Or can it? We still have a long slog till the November Elections, so let's not burn that one, yet.... what am I missing?



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posted on 4-8-2016 at 06:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How aboot everyone but Reigns? Since some of the degenerates here focus on Reigns with an assburgers-esque OCD devotion, mayhap it's be nice to focus on the very real and unexpected embarrassment of riches that is all things NXT, NXT call-ups, and never-in-a-million-years dudes from other promotions wrestling on WWE programming.

Dunno how the breakdowns would go, but some of the names involved could be:

Current: Shinsuke and A.J.
Spoilers: LOLCenaWinsRedux!
Retro: LOLCenOrtonWon!
Fantasy: World Heavyweight Champion CesarOwens!
OO Fantasy Drafts: Ya Always Pick Number One from NXT and You Can't Teach That
Games: Rusev Does Not Play Games!
Divas: Formerly Known as Diva's
Comments About OO: What To Do Aboot the Gif "Problem"?
Headlines: Countdown to Trumpocalypse!
Music: When Will We See Britney's Gooch Agayn?
Movies/TV/Etc: Meet Frank Castle's New Attorney Saul Goodman!
Sports: Sportsballs for the Discriminating Michael Sam Fan
Tech: Oh Jesus Fuck He's Learnding Photoshop Now Too?!?!
Parts Unknown: What I Can Tell You Aboot Ladybusiness
Celebrations: Our Rapidly Approaching Deaths!

Kinda lame overall, but the theme is still good methinks. And more towards mentioning the wrestler instead of my shitty jokes. Celebrating the joy of everything but seeing Roman Fucking Reigns on the Main Forum page is a niceth way ta go about bidness, daddeh.





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posted on 4-8-2016 at 07:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah, I'll admit that (surprisingly) I'm sick of all the kvetching about ol' BROCKTOON (I've decided that that should be all caps like TAKA or KENTA or COURT ORDERED RESTRAINING ORDER.) I was thinking it'd be a cutesie little middle finger to everyone around to play around with the ol' "April showers bring May flowers" addage and Change it to "April Reigns until Summerslam he retains" or some such nonsense.





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posted on 4-9-2016 at 11:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How about celebrating the best news and match from WrestleMania, and giving the Women's championship some shine?

Current: All Superstars, No Divas
Spoilers: LOLCharlotteWins
Retro: Divas
Fantasy: Bayley vs Sasha, Mania Main Event
OO Fantasy Drafts:
Games:
Divas: Orton
Comments About OO: Needs More Molly
Headlines: Countdown to Hillary
Music: Hey, Hey Bayley (Hoo, Haa) I wanna know, oooh, if you'll be my girl.
Movies/TV/Etc: Jessica Jones > Daredevil
Sports:
Tech: UpUpDownDown
Parts Unknown: Divas Revolution
Celebrations: WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sure we could figure out the rest.

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posted on 4-9-2016 at 11:14 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sports: They Might Get Mentioned Here Once or Twice





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posted on 4-9-2016 at 11:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-10-2016 at 03:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Games - Real Women Ain't Scared Of GamerGate
Sports - Hope Solo Is A Vicious Thug




Considering the crap GamerGate fuck tards have pulled...perfectly justify able to be scared of those idiots.

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posted on 4-22-2016 at 02:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So it seems like enough has happened this week to rename the boards. My first thought was all Prince songs, but the mudderfricker had nothing for sports. So, it seemed natural to layer Joanie in there.

Current New Power Generation
Retro 1999
Fantasy Little Red Corvette
Games TICTACTOE
Divas Do me Baby (there are so many here, but I like how this goes with Diva�mental pictures and all)
Comments What If
Headlines Sign O� the Times
Music Rock & Roll Love Affair
Movies Purple Rain
Sports Chyna was a Pioneer
Tech New Power Generation
Parts unknown Days of Wild





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posted on 4-22-2016 at 05:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nothing for sports? Have you already forgotten when the Purple One and his crew beat Charlie Murphy in a pick up game of basketball?

My two suggestions for Sports:

Game: Blouses
Breakfast Can Wait

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posted on 4-22-2016 at 06:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So it seems like enough has happened this week to rename the boards. My first thought was all Prince songs, but the mudderfricker had nothing for sports. So, it seemed natural to layer Joanie in there.

Current New Power Generation
Retro 1999
Fantasy Little Red Corvette
Games TICTACTOE
Divas Do me Baby (there are so many here, but I like how this goes with Diva�mental pictures and all)
Comments What If
Headlines Sign O� the Times
Music Rock & Roll Love Affair
Movies Purple Rain
Sports Chyna was a Pioneer
Tech New Power Generation
Parts unknown Days of Wild


He played the Super Bowl....so maybe a more Super Bowl appearance than ________ joke?

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posted on 4-22-2016 at 08:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Shit, his Super Bowl Performance was the best one of all. (or at least top 3). That can be a mention as well.



Prince played basketball in high school and junior high.



from here:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/prince-wasn-happy-playing-time-hs-photos-article-1.2136946
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�Prince was an excellent player; he was like the sixth or seventh man,� Richard Robinson, his coach at Minneapolis� Central High School, told the Star-Tribune. The clipping was shared by a reporter at the paper, Libor Jany, who discovered the yellowing piece of newsprint while digging through the newspaper�s archives. It�s unclear when the interview was published.

�He was an excellent ball handler, a good shooter and very short. Probably with a different group of people he would have been a starter. But, as they turned out, they were probably the best ball team that ever came along at Central. I knew he wanted to be starting and felt he should be starting. He was unhappy and he expressed that many, many times.�



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posted on 4-23-2016 at 12:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Great. His music is not really about athletic achievements. Sorry my wording sucked.





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posted on 4-23-2016 at 06:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Shirts vs Blouses is possibly my favorite forum subtitle EVER.

That skit was amazing on so many levels.

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Prince vs Charlie Murphy from American Booze on Vimeo.







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posted on 10-3-2016 at 12:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I admittedly don't have any ideas for replacement, but how about some new forum (ie less depressing) titles?
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posted on 10-4-2016 at 07:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I admittedly don't have any ideas for replacement


Current: Trump vs Clinton
Retro: Bush vs Clinton
Fantasy: Cuban vs Biden
Games: We've Got So Many Games, The Best Games, Games You've Never Heard Of
Divas: Things that Trump Insults

Comments About OO: Where Red vs Blue means Raw vs SmackDown! Live

Headlines: How To Apply For Canadian Citizenship
Music: Bill's Sax Solo
Movies: The Apprentice
Sports: Take A Knee vs 'Merica, Fuck Yeah!
Tech: Server Wars
Parts Unknown: Trump's Taxes

quote:

how about some new forum (ie less depressing) titles?


Oh...nevermind.

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