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Subject: Z! True Long Island Story - Zack Ryder Channel
C.MontgomeryPunk
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posted on 4-10-2011 at 04:16 AM
Former brother, tag partner and Edge Head Curt Hawkins gets in on the youtube vid action - however I don't think his will end well. I hope his
garbage doesn't cause the wwe to stop all web shows.
Mass releases are expected after the Euro tour, so around the 24th. Hawkins will be toast, I hope Ryder makes the cut. ZR seems to have a lot of
fans in the boys in the back - Cena, Miz, Punk have all spoke favorably about the kid.
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
diablo_dor
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posted on 4-10-2011 at 05:08 PM
quote:Originally posted by Matte
And man, I wish they would put out a better shirt for him. A plain shirt with just that ZR logo on it would be great.
Yes!
A simple Z! could work, though he seems to have 17 catchphrases at the end of each episode, as long as it's not the picture of him on the
front.
I thought this was genius & I wonder if we're gonna get him on AOW in return.
another stellar episode, though was anyone else kinda shocked how small the Big O seems beside Zach?
C.MontgomeryPunk
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posted on 4-14-2011 at 05:49 PM
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
Thom
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posted on 4-14-2011 at 06:29 PM
This is the WWE missing the boat with Zach Ryder.
I'm trying to get over!
Screw it - I'm on board. Woo Woo Fucking Woo.
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diablo_dor
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posted on 4-14-2011 at 08:18 PM
There has to be Partnership for a Woo Woo Woo America T-Shirts made.
The Glee on his face when Cena ran past was something else.
With the standing of Morrison at present, does anyone else believe we may actually see a match for Daddys love?
Or did anyone else expect to see Daddy knee deep in Melina when he opened the door?
TownOfDalem
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posted on 4-15-2011 at 02:28 AM
"I'm trying to get over!"
Lets give CiG some credit for being the first one on the Ryder bandwagon a couple years ago. Zach is just awesome and he has also shown himself to be
very creative.
@townofdalem you're awesome #fact
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posted on 4-15-2011 at 02:32 AM
That "serious" ending in ep. 8 makes me think Ryder (if he ever gets a push) could pull off the mostly-goofy comedic/sometimes-crazy serious persona
that Kurt Angle and/or Edge portrayed in their earlier days in the WWF.
my av is a burger.
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posted on 4-15-2011 at 04:51 AM
quote:Originally posted by TownOfDalem
"I'm trying to get over!"
Lets give CiG some credit for being the first one on the Ryder bandwagon a couple years ago. Zach is just awesome and he has also shown himself to be
very creative.
I tried to tell y'all, and y'all just mocked me. Who's laughing now, buttholes??
Seriously, that this guy isn't in contention for the US title is criminal.
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Flash
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posted on 4-15-2011 at 05:40 AM
With how even more depleted the face side on SD is it might not be a bad time to push a goofy and loveable face who can bring the serious when he
needs to.
I don't know about the gimmick as a long term thing, or something to break him into the main event but if it gets him noticed and he's got
the talent there's nothing saying he can't break away from that if or when he gets over.
I miss the mid-card.
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posted on 4-15-2011 at 08:45 AM
I have no idea if the WWE could even do this, but wouldn't it be great if Ryder turned up on Smackdown next week claiming he is going to win the
title as a "tribute" to his mentor & original Edgehead?
This sets up a foil for Brodus Clay & in tag matches with Christian.
I haven't read the spoilers so they may be already be REY-ifying Christian in his desire for the title but if they don't go down that
road, or hell even if they do, Zach could be a sort of Mankind-esque figure thinking he is supported when he is actually considered a joke, this could
then be used to aid a Christian heel turn, if there wasn't a serious dearth of faces on Smackdown.
southermagu
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posted on 4-15-2011 at 01:53 PM
quote:Originally posted by diablo_dor
Or did anyone else expect to see Daddy knee deep in Melina when he opened the door?
I can only assume that Papa Ryder was simply preparing for the inevitable, because the way the story seems to be playing out?
You will fuck Melina. It doesn't matter who you are, where you are or what you had been planning to do at the time it happens. It will
happen and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Apparently Amanda Bynes and Charlie Sheen are related, because she's full of the same kind of
crazy.
C.MontgomeryPunk
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posted on 4-19-2011 at 11:21 PM
This can't be good -
quote:-- WWE ordered O2 Arena security to confiscate all signs from fans relating to Zack Ryder at yesterday's Monday Night Raw taping at in
London, England.
The Raw Superstar has been encouraging fans to bring Ryder related signs to WWE events, such as "Broski of the Week." He often goes on Twitter
acknowledging Ryder signs shown on television. He asked for an image of the "Zack Ryder = Ratings" sign that briefly appeared on Raw. That too was
confiscated.
Ryder was backstage at last night's show, but was not used.
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
Ecosystem
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posted on 4-20-2011 at 12:23 AM
News From August 2011:
I don't know. I mean, I can't help but be happy to see Robbie E and "Iced Z" (stupid, stupid name) competing for the tag titles, but
Ryder deserves so much better than this run. I recognize that you can't just pick up a WWE jobber and run him up to the World Title, but man, if
there was ever a guy sold short...
There doesn't have to be a "victim" here. There can just be two assholes.
-Lucky Lopez
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posted on 4-20-2011 at 01:47 AM
quote:Originally posted by C.MontgomeryPunk
-- WWE ordered O2 Arena security to confiscate all signs from fans relating to Zack Ryder at yesterday's Monday Night Raw taping at in London,
England.
The Raw Superstar has been encouraging fans to bring Ryder related signs to WWE events, such as "Broski of the Week." He often goes on Twitter
acknowledging Ryder signs shown on television. He asked for an image of the "Zack Ryder = Ratings" sign that briefly appeared on Raw. That too was
confiscated.
Ryder was backstage at last night's show, but was not used.
Guys getting over on their own? WWE will not have this!
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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posted on 4-20-2011 at 03:18 AM
...The smarks like this guy?
bury him.
[Edited on 4-20-2011 by btrain87]
Originally posted by nOOb
As poorly spelled as that e-mail was, I cannot help but have my interest drawn. I hate you btrain.
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seriously his best one yet. I swear if he gets pink slipped next week I'm gonna cry.
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posted on 4-21-2011 at 10:57 AM
quote:Originally posted by JB KING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBstw8dz-Ok&feature;=youtube_gdata_player
seriously his best one yet. I swear if he gets pink slipped next week I'm gonna cry.
Be sure to wake your girlfriend first.
diablo_dor
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posted on 4-29-2011 at 08:27 AM
Oh daddy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-Gu6NhNQE
I have to admit I'm shocked at how small Big O actually is compared with Zach.
But I love the idea of a Multimedia / Internet Champion such a pity it's only really a punchline here.
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posted on 4-29-2011 at 02:24 PM
Dear WWE,
Take #11 and use it to your advantage. Every week on the wwe.com based NXT, have Zack Ryder defend his "Internet Championship." Then, if he
impresses, push this guy.
Love, Wrestling "Entertainment" Fans
God, I used to be completely unimpressed by Ryder. But I'll be damned if I don't find him immensely more entertaining than about 90% of
the roster. Remember when Edge and Christian played the goofs that could bring it in the ring? Let Ryder (former Edge-head, so it doubly works) be
this decade's version.
"I'm actually not wearing pants, and that's how I watch NXT every single week." - CM Punk
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posted on 4-29-2011 at 03:03 PM
People that Ryder is helping get over:
Himself
His Dad
Scott Stanford
Let's face it, he's got a better success rate than then the entire company.
Apparently Amanda Bynes and Charlie Sheen are related, because she's full of the same kind of
crazy.
C.MontgomeryPunk
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posted on 4-29-2011 at 07:51 PM
The Browski of the Week is red. Doesn't he know Zack only uses tan-in-a-bottle?
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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posted on 4-30-2011 at 06:35 PM
Just been back and watched all 10 of these from the start. Fucking-Awesome.
Couple of things...
I like Scott Stanford. Hopefully he gets to come up to Smackdown soon enough. I think I'd like him more than Booker T. Quality guy, and
I've heard him on the few occasions I've caught superstars and liked him a lot.
HHH wasn't putting him down, he was just being condescending dickhead Hunter, acting as if Ryder was a heel, which I dont think he is any more.
Last time he was pushed he was a heel, and he's friends with Miz / hates Morrison, but at the same time is also friends with Cena? Hope they
bring him up soon, he'd be a good mid carder on Raw.
Was the Cena clip (the one actually featuring Cena) supposed to be at WM? cool if it was.
I'm late to the party, but woo, woo - fucking woo!
southermagu
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posted on 5-1-2011 at 12:02 PM
I actually like Stanford too, I caught some of his work on Superstars and was really surprised. He's got a nice professional style and seems to
approach it with a far more subdued way.
And then he does this stuff with Ryder and I find out he's pretty damn funny, not to mention that he's out there giving his buddy shout
outs at his "day job".
Apparently Amanda Bynes and Charlie Sheen are related, because she's full of the same kind of
crazy.
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posted on 5-5-2011 at 07:08 PM
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
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posted on 5-6-2011 at 11:36 AM
Please Do Try this on Raw. That may be one of his funniest spoofs yet. Also, it was pretty cool of him to pimp Dolphs shirt, if that one starts
selling out, it will show Ryder has the midas touch.
I remember Lucky Lopez.
dev are you going to give me your address or do i have to check the registered sex offender data base (Firewoman trying to set up a three way meet on
03/20/2011)
