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posted on 4-15-2011 at 01:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Female Wrestlers Showdown

Polls here: http://oowrestling.com/OOForums/forumdisplay.php?fid=46

Please vote. The more votes I see, the happier I will become.

[Edited on 4-22-2011 by Matte]





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posted on 4-15-2011 at 02:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You should put aliases to make it easier to make sure someone is on the list. I looked for Cheerleader Melissa and Melissa Anderson before realizing you may have used her TNA name and found her under Alissa Flash.
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posted on 4-15-2011 at 02:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll save you the time. The eventual winner is Santina. Not in terms of fuckability, mind you.

This sounds like a lot of work, so good luck setting it up, man.

My suggestion would be a single-elimination tournament, with a woman facing another woman in 5 (or any number, as long as it's odd) categories: wrestling ability, wrestling character/personality development, marketability, "real life" likeability, and looks. No draws, so every matchup has a definite winner.





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posted on 4-15-2011 at 02:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
add 21st century fox to your list







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Add Nevaeh:

Add Candice LaRae:

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Dude, where the fuck is Snooki? How many WrestleManias does a girl gotta win to get some respect?





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And Jwoww.

Are the new tough enough chicks on the list?





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And Jwoww.

Will do.
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Dude, where the fuck is Snooki? How many WrestleManias does a girl gotta win to get some respect?

Funny, I actually DO have her listed under her real name.
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Are the new tough enough chicks on the list?

Don't think so, I'll have to add them as well.





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Ha, you sure did. Even though I was being silly, I feel like a "my bad" is warranted here.





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posted on 4-15-2011 at 06:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Making the preemptive " this thread and resultant showdowns and anything associated with it is exempt from all things bOOardies" judgement call.

Have fun
Vote away
Cheat
Deny it
Redo it

...but have fun.....and if we don get a Chyna Nicole bass finale ....shenanigans





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Wow, that's a long list. What percentage would I want to bang?





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My suggestion would be a single-elimination tournament, with a woman facing another woman in 5 (or any number, as long as it's odd) categories: wrestling ability, wrestling character/personality development, marketability, "real life" likeability, and looks. No draws, so every matchup has a definite winner.

The only thing is, I doubt most of us will know of most of these women. There are plenty old-timey stars, indy-type gals, and foreign talents in this thing, and I know that I won't know them by anything other than their looks. Girls like Esther Moreno or Hiroyo Matsumoto, as examples. I don't know their wrestling ability unless I look up a few matches (which would be way too time consuming to do for each woman you don't know because of how many women are in this showdown), I don't know what their character is/was, how popular they are/were, or how they act in real life (some of them might even hide their real-life identity). That's why I said "probably just looks/fuckability" because it seems like it would be too difficult to add anything else onto that.





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I wouldn't put any qualifications as to what people are voting for. If I want to vote for someone because they're a better wrestler in one poll and vote for someone else in a different poll because they're hotter so be it.
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posted on 4-16-2011 at 12:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think she is all ready on the list.





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I added her earlier today after seeing Horseman's post. I don't know how I missed her before that, I remember reading her name while making the list.

And I just added a lot more names a few minutes ago.

I might try to get this started some time next week, so again, if you know of any names that aren't on the list...





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The only thing is, I doubt most of us will know of most of these women. There are plenty old-timey stars, indy-type gals, and foreign talents in this thing, and I know that I won't know them by anything other than their looks. Girls like Esther Moreno or Hiroyo Matsumoto, as examples. I don't know their wrestling ability unless I look up a few matches (which would be way too time consuming to do for each woman you don't know because of how many women are in this showdown), I don't know what their character is/was, how popular they are/were, or how they act in real life (some of them might even hide their real-life identity). That's why I said "probably just looks/fuckability" because it seems like it would be too difficult to add anything else onto that.


Good point. I recant my suggestion





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I wouldn't put any qualifications as to what people are voting for. If I want to vote for someone because they're a better wrestler in one poll and vote for someone else in a different poll because they're hotter so be it.

First off, this. Let's go with this.

Second, before anyone starts getting any deeper into this (heh... women... deeper), I'll put these things out there:

Draws: Won't happen. I'll be sure to vote in every poll, so if everyone sees two names they've never heard of or sees two girls they have no interest in voting between, my single vote will decide the outcome of that poll. And if a poll DOES end in a tie, I'll just send one of them forward on my own. Basically, if two girls get the same amount of votes, it means there's no clear winner between them, but only one can move on, so there's no harm in me just sending one through.

Voting: It'll be through polls. If you want to post something about the girls, feel free. If not, don't. Fake accounts; whatever. If you want one of these girls to win that badly, no one's going to be checking on who's voting in these polls. If you want to spend your time making a bunch of fake accounts to ensure that your favorite girl wins this no-prize-given showdown, the options open. No chaos will ensue here, my friends.

Bracket: I'll be thinking about this over the weekend. Seeding will be difficult, because I don't want to bother with taking peoples' top 30 or whatever and doing a spreadsheet and all that, so I'll probably just try to seed them on my own and hope it turns out well. We're currently at 464 girls (unless there are repeats, which I'll find when seeding), which means 232 individual polls to start out at (unless we get more girls added before we get going). That's why I mentioned the possibility of some polls going without a single vote from you guys, where my vote would be the only and deciding vote. That's a lot of polls to vote in. Hopefully we do get some good numbers, though. Comparing the hotness of women* is fun (though we'll have to sort through the less-than-hot ones* earlier on).

*EDIT: also wrestling and stuff

[Edited on 4-16-2011 by Matte]





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I'm just really looking forward to a shit load of nsfw pictures.





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Is Major Gunns on there?
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She is. Listed as Tylene Buck/Major Gunns.





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posted on 4-16-2011 at 09:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ahh, missed it. My bad.
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I bet he wishes he had her in the last OODraft...





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