Matte
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Hypothetical: Snooki vs. Tila Tequila
Snooki
Tila Tequila
I thought this would be funny.
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gobbledygooker
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Damn it, I wanted first vote!
I went with Snooks since she's never attempted to perform in front of a crowd of Juggalos. Yet.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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Matte
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"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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lz4005
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Ok, both are midgets, both are attention whores, both are really stupid. Lets look at the differences:
Chubby, drunk, has TV $$$ vs skinny, insane, drug addict w/no visible means of support.
Easy.
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Biff_Manly
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Snooki wins because she can take a punch. While not so much in these pictures sometimes Tila looks like a Thai Tranny.
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
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CreativeInternetAliass
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You had me at Thai Tranny.
I remember Lucky Lopez.
dev are you going to give me your address or do i have to check the registered sex offender data base (Firewoman trying to set up a three way meet on
03/20/2011)
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Thom
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I thought this was an easy vote for Snooki. Then I saw that she smokes. Major points off for that. But, still, it's against Tila. Snooki, it
is, I guess.
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atothej
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| posted on 6-8-2011 at 02:29 PM |
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Considering that you're destined to get some horrible strain of experimental VD no matter which one you choose, you might as well go for the
slightly-hotter Tila.
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF, destroying Jeb, his momma, and
Meltzer in one fell swoop.
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Katie Vick killer
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quote:
Originally posted by Biff_Manly
Tila looks like a Thai Tranny.
I seriously thought she was? Just checked wiki, born female damn. I figured she was Thai Lady boy. She had to be famous for something, right?
Vote Bender
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Paddlefoot
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No vote for either of them. The guidette only does what she does because she was raised poorly and is making money off of behaving like a tool in
public. The ladyboy has a weird look in her eyes that suggests that she might actually be mentally ill. Hopefully before the juggalos catch up to the
short skinny one they pick up the trail of the short fat one and consider it a bonus.
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I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 6-9-2011 at 09:37 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
I thought this was an easy vote for Snooki. Then I saw that she smokes. Major points off for that. But, still, it's against Tila. Snooki, it
is, I guess.
What, and you think Tila doesn't smoke?
I would place good money on the fact that would be the LEAST of her vices.
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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theflammablemanimal
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| posted on 6-12-2011 at 09:59 PM |
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Hoe is this even close? They're both worthless skanks, but at least Tila has a rocking body.
The first undisputed OO draft champion of the world
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Biff_Manly
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
Hoe is this even close? They're both worthless skanks, but at least Tila has a rocking body.
Yeah she does, especially if you like Thai Ladyboys!
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
--SCSA's Fringe on Ice Holiday Spectacular.
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DevilSoprano
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Seriously, everything about Tila screams crackwhore tranny with every known disease to man...plus she did a Juggalo concert. Snooki is just a typical
over-inflated ego Jersey girl. She won't give you a disease because when push comes to shove for the most part she thinks shes better than she
is and doesn't give it up that much. TILA FUCKS JUGGALOS.
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drmuerto
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| posted on 6-14-2011 at 01:44 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by DevilSoprano
Seriously, everything about Tila screams crackwhore tranny with every known disease to man...plus she did a Juggalo concert... TILA FUCKS JUGGALOS.
I'm pretty sure that's not how it (she) went down. She got harrassed and pelted with stuff by Juggalos. I think the Juggalos hated Tila as
much as you hate Juggalos, which by the transitive property makes you a Tequiggalo or something.
Here's a link in case you want the whole story and bonus pictures of a topless Tila Tequila, in one of which she is bleeding from getting hit in
the head by something. It goes without saying that about half-way down the page, this become NSFW
http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2010/08/18/dear-vice-i-got-stoned-by-the-juggalos/. Also there's a picture of a very high Gallagher in
there, too.
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Paddlefoot
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MC Hammer is apparently doing the Gathering Of The Juggalos this year. Will he suffer the same near-tragic (or near-awesome, depending on your POV)
fate as the hapless and talentless Tila Tequila? Or will he tame the savage juggalos and the horrible anti-society that they spawn from into placid
submission with his hypnotic dancing and block-rockin' bass beats? Will Hammer's saintly image be the next one iconified on endless
bottles of Fay-Go, or will he and his entire entourage be set on fire as they cower inside his site trailer after retreating from the psychotically
enraged and totally methed-out juggalo horde? As of this very moment, only God and the magic 8-Ball know the answer for sure.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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C.MontgomeryPunk
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| posted on 6-17-2011 at 12:14 AM |
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She ain't a tranny, I've seen the sex tapes.
I remember Eddie Guerrero.
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williamssl
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| posted on 6-17-2011 at 12:24 AM |
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No - that just means you like watching tranny sex tapes.
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gobbledygooker
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Snooki's making a comeback! Let's make this happen people!!
Pros for Snookie - She never made not one, but TWO competition shows where the worst males and females society had to fight for the chance to fuck
her. I mean, c'mon.
All Snooki wants to do is get shitfaced and maybe get off before the day is done. I can get with that.
[Edited on 6-17-2011 by gobbledygooker]
Anyone who lets their hair grow below their ears to where I can't see their ears means they don't wash. If they don't wash, they
stink, and if they stink, I don't want the son-of-a-bitch around me.
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TheMakerSaidTaker
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quote:
Originally posted by C.MontgomeryPunk
She ain't a tranny, I've seen the sex tapes.
quote:
Originally posted by williamssl
No - that just means you like watching tranny sex tapes.
Or maybe she just pushes it in....
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nOOb
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| posted on 6-19-2011 at 12:31 PM |
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I think she switches depending on whoever she's having sex with (she's bi-sexual, apparently). So I believe the term you're all
looking for is "hermaphrodite".
Everything about this girl is awesome. She's hot, she got kicked out of school for sucking too many dicks, she takes it in the ass and her body
gives itself abortions. -Punker on Lilly Allen's Miscarriage
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Matte
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| posted on 6-19-2011 at 08:59 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by nOOb
I think she switches depending on whoever she's having sex with (she's bi-sexual, apparently).
Apparently she's full lesbian now. No longer fakes an interest in guys.
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williamssl
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But he has a penis. So that means he's just having sex with the opposite sex now.
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mastermind
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quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Will Hammer's saintly image
Far from a saint. Sure he did the little bible-thumping thing later on in years, but did you know gangbangers in LA one time congregated upon his
command to take out the 2/3 white rap team 3rd Bass? Or that Hammer was actually DOWN with Suge Knight and signed to Death Row records for a time?
And I'm sure everybody's forgotten "the funky headhunter" by now. But I have a feeling Hammer will be received just fine by the
juggalos.
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Paddlefoot
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Yeah but I was just being silly and sarcastic as usual. I was thinking more of Hammer being a licensed reverend and doing a full-blown dancing sermon
in his glittering parachute pants. Beside, Tupac did all the same things you just listed, and more naughty things besides, and somehow it managed to
get him turned into a folk hero. Same with Biggie Smalls and about a thousand other dead/incarcerated rappers. It happens because from top to bottom
our whole society's complete fucked. Just another day in the pop culture abbatoir that we all now live in these days.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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