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Poll: Round 2: Kimona Wanalaya vs. Jaime Koeppe
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Author: Subject: Round 2: Kimona Wanalaya vs. Jaime Koeppe
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posted on 6-27-2011 at 01:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Round 2: Kimona Wanalaya vs. Jaime Koeppe

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posted on 6-27-2011 at 01:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
This Jaime chick seems like she should be hot, but she just isn't. I bet she gets a lot of votes, though, because the fat ass seems to be quite popular among this crowd.

As soon as Jaime dances atop the ECW arena, I'll vote for her. Until then, It's Kimona.

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posted on 6-27-2011 at 01:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And before anyone asks, Jaime Koeppe won the first ever WWE Diva Search, which was internet only, and all she did as the winner was a single photoshoot for an issue of WWE Magazine.





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posted on 6-27-2011 at 02:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
besides dancing on the ECW arena, Kimona also managed the jung dragons, so that is more reason to vote for her.





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posted on 6-27-2011 at 02:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Koeppe because that ass, my God that ass, renders any of her other irrelevancies irrelevant.





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posted on 6-27-2011 at 04:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I came sooooo close to voting for Jaime just based on that ass. I can't wait to get Thom's thoughts on it.

Regardless, I just couldn't go against Kimona in good consience.





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posted on 6-27-2011 at 05:05 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Koeppe's ass is like the Helen of Troy of posteriors. Also, Kimona was delicious back in her day but for some reason I'm willing to bet the farm that she did not age well.





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posted on 6-27-2011 at 05:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 6-27-2011 at 02:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I came sooooo close to voting for Jaime just based on that ass. I can't wait to get Thom's thoughts on it.




Nom nom nom...



Yeah - I still voted Kimona, though.





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posted on 6-27-2011 at 11:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Had to vote for DAT ASS.



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posted on 6-28-2011 at 02:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
^ Nice pic

Kimona's only winning by a single vote right now. I'd suggest you tell your friends to sign up and vote for Kimona. I would hate to see her lose to this random skank.

Jaime Koeppe wasn't even supposed to be in this thing. I added her in as a replacement for someone who I didn't realize I had put into 2 different polls. I don't want to regret doing that...

Vote Kimona.





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posted on 6-28-2011 at 02:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There have been a few instances in the opening rounds where I wished a poll would have had a different outcome than it did... but for the most part, those were blowouts in favor of a more famous chick over a lesser-known but (in my opinion) spectacular chick. Even if I knew where to find more pictures, there was no way I was going to be able to convince a majority to vote my way....

That said: consider this my OOfficial start of trying to manipulate your votes by providing my best available evidence. Because it turns out this vote is really, really close (more so than I would have guessed), and I also have lots and lots of evidence for Ms. Koeppe (see the "Retro Divas" thread, and you can have it all, too).

With no disrespect intended towards Kimona, who was one of many reasons I enjoyed tuning in to the early days of ECW, I feel obliged to join Team Jaime. Here's why:












You know where I stand. But of course, you should vote your conscience. You know, the conscience in your pants....



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Here's my defense of Kimona... Lesbian angle with Beulah. Wrestled Missy Hyatt in steel cage matches. Jung Dragons. Memorable part of wrestling. Jaime has a big ass. That's it. That's all she is. She really isn't even attractive IMO. Kimona is a much more balanced and useful vote.

Eco (or anyone else), if you care to find any pictures to persuade, please do.





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posted on 6-28-2011 at 02:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jamie also dated Teddy Hart. That's a huge negative.
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posted on 6-28-2011 at 02:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
mastermind, if you still have access to any alternate accounts, feel free to vote for Kimona with each of them. Thanks.





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quote:
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Here's my defense of Kimona... Lesbian angle with Beulah. Wrestled Missy Hyatt in steel cage matches. Jung Dragons. Memorable part of wrestling. Jaime has a big ass. That's it. That's all she is. She really isn't even attractive IMO. Kimona is a much more balanced and useful vote.

Eco (or anyone else), if you care to find any pictures to persuade, please do.


The unfair thing is that all Kimona's shit from ECW/WCW is low-quality image compared to random-ass model's photoshoots, even though Kimona is WAY FUCKING HOTTER.




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posted on 6-28-2011 at 02:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If Kimona dosen't win this, I question the judgement of everyone on this fucking board. This shouldn't even be close.
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If Kimona dosen't win this, I question the judgement of everyone on this fucking board. This shouldn't even be close.


Really? Come on, son. Both were eye candy. I just prefer healthy eye candy with little to no plastic surgery, and I'm an unrepentant ass man.





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Really? Come on, son. Both were eye candy.



Yeah, this. It isn't exactly like Kimona is losing to Nicole Bass or anything.





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Here's my defense of Kimona... Lesbian angle with Beulah. Wrestled Missy Hyatt in steel cage matches. Jung Dragons. Memorable part of wrestling. Jaime has a big ass. That's it. That's all she is. She really isn't even attractive IMO. Kimona is a much more balanced and useful vote.


I think she looks like that chick from Survivor that came in second twice in a row. She's got those puppy dog eyes and pouting lips. But the survivor chick didn't have that ass.

What an ass.

But Kimona has a nicer rack and is prettier and did more in wrestling and she wanalaya me. Or at least I assume she does.





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posted on 6-28-2011 at 06:35 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I might have to overrule a Koeppe win here. I just don't know if this showdown will be able to retain any credibility (what little it had to begin with) if Kimona gets knocked out in round 2 by someone who barely (and I mean BARELY) even qualifies for the showdown to begin with. You guys need to get your priorities straight and stop throwing votes to Koeppe. It's getting ridiculous.





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Kimona not winning by a comfortable margin here is total bullshit. I support an executive decision to continue her to the next round.
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Kimona:

Matte
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Jamie:

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Chris
TommyD
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Rick




So 15 of us have made our choice known, leaving 38 more votes to consider. It's already been suggested that in the later rounds this year, or next time this sort of thing happens to have the votes be cast in thread instead of in an anonymous poll and that's good idea (though, more work) but I don't think invalidating the opinions of people who have a perfectly healthy obsession over the gluteous trio of muscles is a wise way to continue the showdown in good faith.





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Come on, people - make it happen!!!















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Word to DoctorB. If any race gets overturned on the judge's personal preference I swear to God that I'll make up three dozen madstepdad accounts of my own just to purposely fuck up every other race from now on in.





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