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Author: Subject: Hey, Remember When They Had Guest Hosts on Raw?
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posted on 9-5-2011 at 02:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hey, Remember When They Had Guest Hosts on Raw?

Welp, THEY'RE BAAAACK!

Hugh Jackman actually seems like a relatively big name (cause, cmon, its Wolverine), but the fact I've heard jack and shit about this movie he's promoting kinda makes it seem like this is the right place for him right now.





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 02:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How have you NOT heard about the Rock Em Sock Em Robots movie? I don't think I've gone to a movie in the last six months and not seen the trailer for it. They've attached it to everything.





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 03:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I've only seen Thor, First Class, and, inexplicably, Deathly Hallows Part 2 this summer, so I guess I've missed out on something big. But if this movie is based on Rock'em, Sock'em Robots, it HAS to be a winner.





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 09:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Guest Hosts = Good for business.





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[TheGuest] That's great, they kick him all over his torso and head and what does he sell? His knee.
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[Tommy D] Same way Welker hurt his knee.
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[Tommy D] yes they were so quick you couldn't even see them
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posted on 9-5-2011 at 09:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Guest Hosts = Product Placement.





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 09:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A movie based on rock em sock em robots.

Holy fuck.


I am going to go ahead and say it right now - this could be the worst movie ever made.


I am saving my money for Etch-A-Sketch: The Movie! Cause clearly that is coming





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 10:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I am going to go ahead and say it right now - this could be the worst movie ever made.


You obviously haven't seen any commercials for Bucky Larson.

But yeah, that robot movie looks like fucking horseshit.





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 10:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I am not even going to count Bucky Larson. That movie makes Borat look like Shakespeare. That may be the new standard right there - That movie is Bucky Larson bad





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 10:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not to mention the trailers for Jack and Jill or Rules for an Old-Fashioned Orgy.

Does anyone actually like Nick Swardson?





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 10:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I sure as hell don't. He sucks ass.


Also, a search for "Etch a sketch movie" brought up this: http://www.filmjunk.com/2009/11/05/etch-a-sketch-movie-now-a-distinct-possibility/





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 10:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
oh for the love of fuck, I was only kidding! Jesus Hollywood really IS out of ideas!





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 10:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Does anyone actually like Nick Swardson?

For what it's worth, Swardson's stand-up isn't horrible. It's just too bad he's friends with Adam Sandler, because he's getting plugged into all his god-awful movies.





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 11:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
[Nerd]I want the following exchange
Punk: I'm the best in the world at what I do-
Jackman: And what you do isn't very nice.
Punk: Snikt.
Jackman: It's clobberin' time...
Punk: Bub.

Then Vladimir Koslov comes back for one night only and Fastball Specials Jackman at Nash.
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Are they allowed to mention Wolverines with the whole Chris Benoit erasures?

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posted on 9-5-2011 at 11:22 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As long as they aren't rabid, I'm sure it's fine.





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 11:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
What if Jackman was bitten by a wild dingo though and was rabid?





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posted on 9-5-2011 at 11:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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oh for the love of fuck, I was only kidding! Jesus Hollywood really IS out of ideas!


Add in the "Battleship" movie directed by Peter Berg, the upsoming "Stretch Armstrong" starring Taylor Lautner, and the Ouija & Candyland board game movies, and yes, Hollywood has run out of ideas.

Jackman hosting could be fun tho' if they allow him to fall back on his stunt-man past and his singing/dancing skills. I've met the man a few times, and he always came off as a down-to-earth guy who enjoys himself, and doesn't take it all too seriously.





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posted on 9-6-2011 at 12:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There actually is a Rock Em Sock Em movie somewhere along the line in development but Real Steel isn't it.
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posted on 9-6-2011 at 02:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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For what it's worth, Swardson's stand-up isn't horrible.



Yes, yes it is. He's not Lisa Lampanelli bad, but its close





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posted on 9-6-2011 at 05:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"isn't horrible" isn't much of a compliment.

And Punk seems like the type who'd be up for some x-men nerding.

Battleship is apparently now an alien battle (with Brooklyn Decker in bikinis) and Candyland will supposedly be a Lord of the Rings style epic, so at least they're being sort of creative.

[Edited on 9-6-2011 by theflammablemanimal]





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posted on 9-19-2011 at 07:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Add The Muppets to the list:
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To celebrate their first theatrical release in more than a decade � Disney�s "The Muppets," opening this Thanksgiving � the Muppets will step into the ring on the Oct. 31 WWE Raw SuperShow to mix it up with the Superstars in Atlanta.

In the new film, "The Muppets," the crew is on a mission to save the Muppet Theater from demolition. But before that, they'll have to save themselves from our Superstars!

What will happen when Kermit the Frog meets The Viper? Will the Divas make Miss Piggy flip with jealousy? Will Beaker be confused for Sheamus? On Halloween, it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, because the Muppets are about to get Raw!






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posted on 9-19-2011 at 07:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ok, I have to admit, that's actually pretty awesome.





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posted on 9-19-2011 at 08:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Ok, I have to admit, that's actually pretty awesome.


Agreed. Sure, the Muppets on RAW is a little silly, but it could make for some hilarious moments if done right. Plus it's on Halloween, so why not do something wacky.

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posted on 9-19-2011 at 08:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If Beeker and/or Animal run roughshod on Michael Cole, I'll actually watch the RAW replay.





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posted on 9-19-2011 at 08:30 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm totally excited for this





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posted on 9-19-2011 at 08:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Ok, I have to admit, that's actually pretty awesome.


QFT.

Zack Ryder and Gonzo? GOLD.





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