JB KING
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Melina tries to invade Raw and attack Kelly Kelly?
Multiple Sites:
WWE Diva Natalya helped foil an audacious attempt by ex Diva Melina to involve herself in last nights Divas tag match in Cleveland. On Monday
afternoon Natalya recieved a text message from Melina claiming she was in Cleveland, had a ticket for the Raw show and asking "If I jump KK (Kelly
Kelly), you will play ball right?"
Natalya presumed this was a joke, but showed it to the Divas' liaison who after alerting WWE security then asked her to ring Melina to find out
exactly what she had planned. The conversation, which Natalya put on loud-speaker with several members of the lockeroom present included a rambling
and possibly under the influence Melina suggesting that attacking Kelly live on Raw would get her a job back as a Diva as "Vince loves reality
angles"
Sure enough Melina was spotted in the queue for the show with a ticket. Unlike what she may have witnessed on WWE television, she was to find out that
WWE are actually allowed to turn people away whether they have a ticket to the show or not. A humiliated Melina was warned that the next time she
tries something like this the police will be involved.
Not for the first time Melina's on-off boyfriend John Morrison bore the brunt of her misadventure. He was asked to "keep his woman under
control" and his in-ring appearance was that 30 second squash defeat to Alberto Del Rio.
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This is probably fake, but I want to beleive this so bad just from the pure gold of stupidity. Just go to TNA already, maybe they can afford your
asking price of $3K an appearance.
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
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Matte
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 12:07 AM |
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That would have made for a more interesting story than the current "Beth and Nattie can't beat Kelly" story.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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MbahABako
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 12:08 AM |
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Might be fake, but boy would it explain Morrison's quick ass kicking by ADR.
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theflammablemanimal
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 01:34 AM |
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They should have let her in so Beth could kill her like they always do when fans run in.
The first and only undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
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Flash
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 03:26 AM |
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My vote's on real, even if it does come across as so bizarre it sounds fake.
Apparently Melina got the boot from the WWE bus after being endeavoured as she was fully intending to just continue hanging out with boyfriend JoMo on
his various road trips. I'm not saying he was turfed with any kind of anymosity, but I think the common sense thing to do when you get fired
from a work place, even on amicable terms, is to stay away for at least a little while.
Throw in the ridiculous indy asking price and a few bizarre comments on her twitter and it certainly points to a woman who may be a bit nutty, and
certainly has an inflate sense of what her value to the business is.
For the record, she doesn't come right out and say that this is what she's talking about, but she does seem to be passing this story off
as just rumours.
Whether a joke that got lost in the translation or a straight up legit story I'm leaning towards there being something to this. Despite JoMo
debuting some new tights a couple weeks back I'm also guessing he's on pretty thin ice and that its only a reluctance to hand TNA a top
flight talent that's keeping him employed.
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Paddlefoot
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 04:15 AM |
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Melina AND Morrison to TNA together?!?!? Talk about a top-notch pair of additions to Hogan's awesome entourage of total assholery.
GW Bush read Camus because "everyone has to read a book written by a killer whale" - General JC Christian
I downloaded the soundtrack to "Song of the South," and it's 45 minutes of whipcracks, women pleading "please, no," and people screaming.
- the esteemed Dr. Mobute
When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir? - John Maynard Keynes
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Chris Is Good517
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 05:11 AM |
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Bitches be crazy
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Michele Bachmann thinks that blacks were better off as
slaves
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Jumbie
Creepy Little Bastard
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 07:40 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
They should have let her in so Beth could kill her like they always do when fans run in.
Wait,what? Security doesn't hand;e run ins? How often do run ins happen? Happen more in Divas matches? Beth's matches?
Could someone tell me more about this?
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theflammablemanimal
The Immortal One
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 12:29 PM |
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Security is supposed to handle it, but anytime a fan gets near a wrestler they tend to get nailed. HHH decked a fan one time and I think Eddie tackled
the guy who interfered in the ladder match with RVD.
The first and only undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
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denverpunk
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 04:03 PM |
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Oh yeah. You'll find plenty of youtube videos out there of Y2J punching a fan during a match, the NWO putting the boots to some idiot in WCW,
and Randy Savage taking someone out too. It's more common than you might think.
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Despite JoMo debuting some new tights a couple weeks back I'm also guessing he's on pretty thin ice and that its only a reluctance
to hand TNA a top flight talent that's keeping him employed.
I don't know. They've fired people for less. I think they're trying to beat some sense into him before they send him to the Impact
Zone as John Hennegan.
[Edited on 9-22-2011 by denverpunk]
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punkerhardcore
The Immortal One 
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 04:21 PM |
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JoMo needs to wise up and stop throwing his career away for some chick who was once the locker room penis warmer.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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MrJustinB
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 04:26 PM |
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I don't know if this helps or not, but Bryan Alvarez did allude to something going on with Melina that day that caused the JoMo squash to occur.
He didn't say anything specific as they weren't sure at the time of the taping.
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S Kid J E T S 48
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 07:30 PM |
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Just put Morrison and McIntyre together in a tag team, give them the Bashams/Shaniqua gimmick with Aksana as their manager...and the realness of it
all to them will help them be successful....
Well at least their matches with Air Boom would be pretty cool.
P.S. Will admit to spending 10 minutes trying to come up with a name for their team...got nothing.
FREE ZACK RYDER
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punkerhardcore
The Immortal One
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The Nation of Dominated
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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theflammablemanimal
The Immortal One
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 11:05 PM |
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The Unchosen Ones
The first and only undisputed OO draft champion of the world
Get the pistons pumping and let the pigeons loose on my yambag
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Martman
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 11:23 PM |
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99.9999999% sure this is bogus, but points for creativity to whomever came up with this story.
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JMD
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 11:36 PM |
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The Cuckold Connection
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Martman
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 9-22-2011 at 11:42 PM |
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Cream Pie Conglomerate?
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Chris Is Good517
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2 Pussywhipped Crew
Gee, I wish I was still alive- LuckyLopez R.I.P.
Michele Bachmann thinks that blacks were better off as
slaves
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salmonjunkie
American Dream
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Registered 6-25-2002 Location Sunny Seattle, WA Member Is Offline Mood: silly moo
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The Palace of Wankerdom
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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Gobshite
The Rowdy One 
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| posted on 9-23-2011 at 01:25 AM |
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Too Tools
Maybe they're hoping firing melina splits them up. Worked for enough other couples.
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Flash
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| posted on 9-23-2011 at 01:30 AM |
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I was going to go with "P-whipped", but JMD's "Cuckold Connection" wins.
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Quentil
And I am AWESOME
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| posted on 9-23-2011 at 06:11 AM |
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I wouldn't be surprised at all if the story was true.
Also, that picture makes Melina look really ugly. Like, "Holy shit, need to look up some pics of her split-legged taint entrance to remove this
current pic of her from my mind" ugly.
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PyroFalkon
Fella 
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| posted on 9-23-2011 at 10:02 PM |
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First one to flatulate sleeps in the hall.
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JB KING
Showstopper
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Registered 12-4-2009 Location Oxnard, CA Member Is OnlineMood: TROLLING
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| posted on 9-24-2011 at 02:33 AM |
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and because its me, lets enhance Pyros pic...
Two time Winner for 2010 Breakthrough Poster of the Year Award. You read that right.
XBL Gamertag: JB KING
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