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What music do you listen to when you are in a happy mood or to put you in a happy mood?
Paddlefoot
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posted on 12-24-2012 at 06:13 AM
I like women because breasts.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Slade
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posted on 12-24-2012 at 06:30 PM
I'm almost certain that Women don't have a song called "Breasts." If so, then it's either a B-side or a song that they
haven't yet recorded.
Amandaholo, there is a wide variety of things that I like to listen to when I am feeling happier than usual. However, as of late, there is one song in
particular that I can't get enough of when I am really feeling it. I also like to put it one when I'm just starting my day and it seems to
start the day off on a really good note. It's "My Girl" by Yukon Blonde. No, it is not a cover of the same song that was an
enormous hit for The Temptations (as an aside, I have three versions of that "My Girl" in my music library, which were done by The
Temptations, The Mamas & The Papas, and The Rolling Stones).
I'm hooked on this Yukon Blonde song. The entire album, featuring this song, is worth spinning. It's called "Tiger Talk". I
bought it 5-6 weeks ago and I'm still listening to it on a near daily basis.
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subashseo
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posted on 1-9-2013 at 07:44 AM
Music has always been able to affect people on a very large level, be it their mindset, thought process, their beliefs.
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posted on 1-14-2013 at 02:20 PM
Music is one of the greatest creations of human kind in the course of history. It is creativity in a pure and undiluted form and format.
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williamssl
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posted on 1-14-2013 at 05:42 PM
Replace "Music" with "anal rape" and this thread becomes more interesting, and the posts don't lose anything re: accuracy.
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doctorb
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posted on 1-15-2013 at 09:17 PM
I would say that anal rape isn't the result of creativity but a predictable expression of man's desires. Also, I don't think anal
rape makes people happy in the morning, or maybe that's just my experience...
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posted on 1-15-2013 at 11:33 PM
Is giving a girl the shocker considered anal rape?
edit -
What are good songs to play during anal rape?
[Edited on 1-15-2013 by BBMN]
gobbledygooker
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posted on 2-3-2013 at 11:24 PM
quote:Originally posted by BBMN
What are good songs to play during anal rape?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" - Culture Club
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
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williamssl
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posted on 2-3-2013 at 11:38 PM
Put on Led Zepplin's "In Through the Out Door". Bonus if both of you make it through the whole album.
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gobbledygooker
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posted on 2-3-2013 at 11:40 PM
The Doors - "Back Door Man"
Bonus for yelling out "I'M A BACK DOOR MAN!!" with each thrust.
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
punkerhardcore
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posted on 2-4-2013 at 12:12 AM
Anything by the Butthole Surfers.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
gobbledygooker
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Anything by Sodom.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodom_(band)
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
denverpunk
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posted on 4-5-2013 at 04:10 AM
"Raining Blood" - Slayer
Biff_Manly
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posted on 4-5-2013 at 05:44 PM
2 Live Crew "Face Down Ass Up"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sc_nQiuDN0
They actually showed this on the Phil Donahue show?
"Walter: I can solve everything by making this gramophone have sex with time."
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BBMN
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 11:29 PM
I feel I didn't do the subject of anal rape justice when I asked if the giving the shocker to a girl is considered rape, without addressing the
opposite act - when she gives you a shocker during head.
Is that rape? Or is it simply a fun Saturday night?
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
janerd75
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 11:57 PM
A shocker when she gives you head? Would that then be one hand on your dink and three in the stink? Because I don't like the implication of
where the insertion of the "two in the pink" part would be on a dude. Though I have seen pictures. I will never agayn be able to see god's
light after witnessing that. Man, you guys listen to some terrible music.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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posted on 3-17-2016 at 12:52 AM
quote:Originally posted by BBMN
I feel I didn't do the subject of anal rape justice when I asked if the giving the shocker to a girl is considered rape, without addressing the
opposite act - when she gives you a shocker during head.
Is that rape? Or is it simply a fun Saturday night?
Prior to 1998 it was considered a fun night for everyone involved. After that, thanks to it being the year the first millenials went to college,
it's now considered loaded with all sorts of micro-aggressions and intersectionalities. Consent forms must be filled out in advance and a safe
space must be provided.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
BBMN
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posted on 3-17-2016 at 05:13 AM
But wouldn't my white male CIS privilege negate my feelings of being violated, thus making a pinkie in the stinkie totally fair game?
