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posted on 2-5-2013 at 06:57 PM
A Small Kaitlyn Fix
I just want to remind everybody out there who might have forgotten, since I don't remember seeing her on Raw last night, that this incredibly
sexy woman is our Divas Champion:
Along with her incredible beauty, in my opinion, she's also improved quite a bit in the ring. But this is a forum so here's more of
this:
Like it or not, she might possibly be the last chance that we might see someone ever even get close to approaching Trish levels of awesomeness.
It's not likely given how WWE books their Divas, but a man can dream...
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doctorb
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posted on 2-5-2013 at 09:33 PM
She's so incredible. I wonder why no one here has thought of her being in porn?
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posted on 2-5-2013 at 11:24 PM
Oh, we've thought of it, even if it's probably never going to happen.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Matte
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posted on 2-5-2013 at 11:52 PM
She's got a little something for everyone's taste.
ass
titties
sadism
second amendment
buff chicks
lesbian
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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posted on 2-6-2013 at 12:34 AM
I'll play. Other qualities:
Legs
Sense of Humor
The Face So Pretty That it Launched a Thousand Girls-in-Prison Fantasies
Even Better Lesbianism
Rick
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posted on 2-6-2013 at 02:26 AM
There are certainly a lot of high, high quality pictures of Kaitlyn all across the Internet. So the question comes to mind, are we, the members of the
IWC the only ones who appreciate Kaitlyn at all? Or is she not even too popular amongst us? I would certainly love to hear her speak some more, but I
guess I'll just appreciate what little we get to see of this lovely woman.
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posted on 2-6-2013 at 02:44 AM
quote:Originally posted by DBMacJericho
There are certainly a lot of high, high quality pictures of Kaitlyn all across the Internet. So the question comes to mind, are we, the members of the
IWC the only ones who appreciate Kaitlyn at all? Or is she not even too popular amongst us? I would certainly love to hear her speak some more, but I
guess I'll just appreciate what little we get to see of this lovely woman.
I'm pretty indifferent towards her. I don't think it's anything against her, I think it's the state of womens' wrestling
in the WWE in general right now. Eve was the closest thing to a compelling character they had diva-wise, and she's gone now. There are no
interesting foils left for Kaitlyn. Nattie is mostly portrayed as comedic/buffoonish, Alicia Fox has had more heel/face turns in a year than Kane has
in 15, AJ seems to be more involved with Ziggler than the division, Layla is an afterthought. Are there even any more women? I can't even think
of any right now. I'm happy for Kaitlyn that she gets a run with the belt, but it really isn't a good thing for her that she's
getting a run when the division might be at its most ever depleted and uninteresting.
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williamssl
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posted on 2-6-2013 at 03:53 AM
quote:Originally posted by Matte
She's got a little something for everyone's taste.
...but no penis....so what do YOU see in her?
Don't Mess With Texas
Matte
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posted on 2-6-2013 at 06:06 AM
I just want to slurp the sultry Ziggler saliva from her disgusting girl mouth.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
quote:Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
Are there even any more women?
Paige and Emma in NXT are better wrestlers than most of the women on the main roster, but they need a bit more seasoning in their non-ring skills
before they debut on the main stage, IMO.
Also, the longer they stay in NXT, the longer I get to watch them actually wrestle, with actual wrestling commentary
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posted on 2-6-2013 at 09:44 PM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
...but no penis....so what do YOU see in her?
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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posted on 2-10-2013 at 07:35 PM
I forgot about her and Ziggler. I guess he busted a nut on both the Chickbusters.
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posted on 2-17-2013 at 06:34 PM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
quote:Originally posted by Matte
She's got a little something for everyone's taste.
...but no penis....so what do YOU see in her?
Aj's, fingers? fist?
OORick
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posted on 6-25-2013 at 05:12 AM
Just because I fear flammam tracking me down and killing me if I don't help out, here's the best picture of Kaitlyn's nipple that I
got in the past week. Which is to say, it's not very good, and it didn't make as much of an impression on me as her cute-ass mugshot or 9
out of 10 pairs of her tight pants... but yeah, it's a nipple. Probably.
OORick has attached this image:
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posted on 6-25-2013 at 05:49 AM
I'll add this almost-slip(?)...
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posted on 6-26-2013 at 12:38 AM
She's such a professional
OORick
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posted on 10-24-2013 at 06:38 AM
This may or may not matter to anyone other than me, but apparently Seth Rollins has finally used his massive backstage stroke to claim ownership of
the two-tone hair gimmick. This is why Kaitlyn's been off TV for 2 months. [Also: somebody alert CCharger, so he can include this in his thread
of nOOz syte br8king news. It's as true as at least half of them.]
She finally gave in to the obviously massive politcal pressure:
Words cannot describe how much I approve. I am extremely fond of Kaitlyn; yet, I was never fond of the two-tone hair helmet. The new look is even more
knee-weakeningly fetching than her mugshot~!
Let us hope that -- now that she is no longer enduring the Wrath of Two Tone Rollins and his friends in The Authority -- this means she'll be
back on TV soon....
Rick
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posted on 10-24-2013 at 04:11 PM
The "carpet matching the drapes" question just got a hell of a lot more boring.
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posted on 10-24-2013 at 05:32 PM
It's still 2-toned, though. It's just a brunette (more like a dirty blonde) with black (or darker brown - can't really tell)
ends.
eta: Looks good, though. I'll be in my bunk.
[Edited on 10/24/13 by Thom]
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lz4005
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posted on 1-9-2014 at 05:55 AM
Well kiss her ass goodbye.
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posted on 1-7-2015 at 08:42 PM
Well, she might not be wrasslin any more, but
A photo
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posted on 1-8-2015 at 09:01 AM
I think I burned my eyeballs. That or I'm just crying tears of joy for them titties. I didn't know I missed them so much.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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posted on 1-8-2015 at 10:19 AM
Been gone a year too now already. Some comments here on why she left.
quote:While I had a wild ride with WWE and did some really cool sh*t, I was very unhappy the last 6 months that I was there. After having a
phenomenal year with the company, I was on a downward slope. I was mostly unhappy with myself physically and it began to affect my emotional state. I
had health and weight issues which in turn negatively affected my career.
She looks like the body type that has to work out constantly in order to keep from getting pudgy. Can't do that while endlessly on the road
which explains her looking less trim towards the end which further explains why she'd end up in WWE's bad books over any weight gain. The
same thing pretty much happened to Candice Michelle. Photos of her near the end of her WWE run showed her having gained enough noticeable weight which
also saw her getting kicked out of the title scene with the corresponding loss of TV time also happening too.
Yup, definitely back to her previous buff look now that she's off the road and able to return to her pre-WWE workout levels. Lost a lot of
water-weight at a minimum.
[Edited on 1/10/2015 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-3-2015 at 04:44 AM
Some early gifs of her when she was in WWE developmental. Big
and strong like ox, but man, dat ass......
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 9-24-2015 at 04:32 AM
Jeebus H. Cripes, does Marge Simpson ever have one hell of a rack on her.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
