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Subject: janerd and Paddlefoot's Public U2U Thread
janerd75
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 10:43 AM
That's a cute boy band you got there.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 11:35 AM
fuck you
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
PB-13
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posted on 5-24-2015 at 05:40 PM
My weekend:
Friday: Comedy show at the area comedy club(didn't perform, just watched the show). Good times, a STL-area guy headlined.
Saturday: Performed at a bar show in my area; did a fifteen-minute set and got paid. Woo.
Today: Rasslin show this afternoons, should be a good time.
Tomorrow: Nothing special for Memorial Day unless you count sleeping late.
-PB
RIP My Friend Mark, 1991-2016
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 06:18 AM
So who wants ginger snaps? Or, more accurately, who's drinking tonight?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 06:28 AM
Farewell and adieu to you fair Canuck ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of the fracking plains,
For I'm coming back from the non-kayfaybe UFC fights,
So give me a moment and we'll fuck things up agayn.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 06:47 AM
Well, that's no fun at all. Die from depression, Canadian style, bastard!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
punkerhardcore
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 07:04 AM
I just had some Canadian vodka...
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 07:20 AM
I said give me a moment, you fool. Now I must hunt your misog...mysog...womyn hating ass down. Goshit. 90's shitrock it is then...
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 07:41 AM
Evanescence is like 2000's which is like millennial which equals fuckstick.
You only wish you were a weekend binge alcoholic that was born in the late 1960's, chugalug.
So what's tonight's theme? 1960's? 80's? Country again? Something to do with the Jews? Speak and be heard.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 07:42 AM
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I just had some Canadian vodka...
'Babushka' brand from Maple Creek SK?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 07:48 AM
Goddamnit I wish I was drunk right now.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 07:56 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Goddamnit I wish I was drunk right now.
You have no one to blame but yourself if you're not.
We gotta seriously arrange a group piss-up for next Saturday. Get everyone involved that wants to participate. Even Teh Rick. Run a pint of whiskey
through his broken pancreas just to see what happens. Either screaming or sobbing would be my best guess.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:07 AM
90's, early 2000's...whatthefuckever. It's all the same nucock NickelStain'dCreedBizkit horseflop....
I would stand Teh Rick on his head and dump Beam into his crevasse were he to join this absurd digital adventure. And since I won his delicious
radioactive Pancreas in an internet test of manhood contest a while back, I demand he shows himself...for reasons?
Crunk, don't you have a drive through booze store where you live? Living in Florida I can walk up to any child and trade school supplies for
flakka, so I might be a bit spoiled. Regardless, at least start huffing paint and get with it holmes...
Right now, I need a lover that won't drive me crazy....
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:11 AM
I blame the fucking tooth that I'm taking antibiotics for.
I've recently developed a fondness for Tank 7 Farmhouse Ale (which is
about as hipstery fancy as I'll get with my booze) after finding out that one of those is enough to get decently bit. TWO is a party. Now
I'm just having night coffee and getting jittery watching Mr. Show skits on YouTube.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:11 AM
Cougar? Shoulda been in the American ranks with Springsteen and Segar.
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:21 AM
Any mention of Bob Seger is enough for me to randomly segue to this:
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:29 AM
Brother Crunk, you're in Cali for eff's sake. Go Green maaaaaaan! The tooth shall set you free.
Johnny C's too pissy and malcontented to hang with Bruce or Bob. Major case of Lead Singer Disease, like my main man David Lee
Rothburgsteinwicz. Perhaps a kinder, gentler troubadour is in order...
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:32 AM
I worked as a DJ/Karaoke host for 5-6 years, and there was this big lesbian who would come into the bar that I worked at and get blackout drunk on
white russians and sing Ain't Even Done With The Night. She looked like John Daly and sounded like Marlee Matlin.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:34 AM
Have you ever heard the German band? Incredible French breasts make an appearance here.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:40 AM
At the risk of creating some sort of homoerotic singularity here's some Depeche Mode by way of Rammstein
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:54 AM
Mmmm, German is such an efficient, poetic and, soothing language. Behold, The Singularity...
Here in Amerikastan, however, us sloppy working class jamokes prefer something a bit more accessible.
[Edited on 5-31-2015 by janerd75]
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 08:54 AM
My preferred death would be at a Rammstein concert.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 09:04 AM
Your Beautiful Death will come at the time and place of my choosing. You know this. You've always known. At least now I know what the soundtrack
will be as we traverse the Rainbow Bridge together...
I am sensing SynthNight. So be it....
So, drinking lends itself to writing some legally non-actionable stuff on a wrestling website, huh?
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 09:12 AM
Too bad Germany didn't win the war.
(man, Nazi fetishism and deep depression + alcoholism can sure do a number on a guy, the gold hearted guy I used to be....)
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 09:18 AM
Gandalf! wOOt! win!
edit because some lawyer From The Tribe keeps kicking the old videos of jooTube, because they still have to make their shekels off of something from
thirty years ago.
[Edited on 5/31/2015 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling