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Subject: janerd and Paddlefoot's Public U2U Thread
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 09:31 AM
You beautiful disaster. Hail Hydra, mein friend. Hail. Fucking. Hydra.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 09:59 AM
I can go for some synth.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:03 AM
I surrender. Too pissed. Accept the incoherence that follows. Random shit, etc. etc..
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:09 AM
more "authentic" synth, less "chick I want to bang" because let's be honest; If "has synth" and "chick I want to bang" are the only two
bits of criteria I'm just gonna be posting CHVRCHES videos.
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:11 AM
Crunk. Hermano. You know what I like.
Soupergroups!
And to all a good night...
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interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:15 AM
Psy fur covers FTW
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:16 AM
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:18 AM
one of the few songs that actually mattered
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:21 AM
Ooh. I loves me some murky covers. Nice find, Pad. I'm caving to Lauren Mayberry and her pixie charms now.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:23 AM
janerd75
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:24 AM
I win. Go to bed, muhfuggers...
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Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:28 AM
Fuck the sex with Kristen Stewart songs. Bring back the Breaking Bad threads, damn ya. I want to die.
CM Crunk
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:32 AM
Paddlefoot
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posted on 5-31-2015 at 10:34 AM
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-4-2015 at 07:30 PM
Might have to do it Friday night instead. Also, armbar, you little fuckers!
[Edited on 6/4/2015 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Count Zero
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posted on 6-5-2015 at 08:00 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Might have to do it Friday night instead. Also, armbar, you little fuckers!
[Edited on 6/4/2015 by Paddlefoot]
Are you bringing the pepperoni sticks? And some of those jah-lap-eno chips?
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-6-2015 at 02:41 AM
Get me two bags of chips, one Zesty Mordant and one Dressed-All-Over.
Probably gone save the event until tomorrow night. I was out eating garbage turkey and drinking garbage juice with Sgt. Meowenstein early today and
now we both have the shits.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-6-2015 at 02:56 AM
You're a total slot, aren't you? That's okay, because you're my favorite slot. Mrs. Potato Dick FTW!!!
Kickspit comin' in your face soon!!!! Get your tickets now, ninjas!!!
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-6-2015 at 03:07 AM
That guy at the slots is way too skinny to be me.
We need a theme for tomorrow night. Hits of the 70's, Reservoir Dogs style? A tribute to Karen Carpenter? Studio 54 redux? Give a brother a hand
here.
Regardless, it'll be fun! Clowns! Laughs! Balloons for the kids! A petting zoo! A special appearance by Truckasaurus! Rampant anti-Semitism! And
a serious panel discussion of the phrase 'once you go black we don't want you back'! Be there or be square!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
And I believe the phrase is, "Once you go black, you can never go back...because no one else will have you.*" Also, my extremely gay neighbor taught
me that one so plug those data points into the Offense-O-Tron before someone shits a kitten.
I'd be happy with 70's Hits of any genre. Getting depressed over fading, lost youth tends to cheer me up somehow.
I'll certainly give you a hand, Pad.
*Please direct all complaints to Pad L. Foot and his racist, brainwashing Nazi ways.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Matte
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posted on 6-7-2015 at 04:24 AM
favorite line from the preview - "Batista caught me, bought me a... omelette."
[Edited on 6-7-2015 by Matte]
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posted on 6-7-2015 at 05:34 AM
He seems nice.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 6-7-2015 at 05:56 AM
If only Warrior, Voldemort, and Eddie veered in that direction instead of them recreating the ending of Scarface on their way out, what a wonderful
HOF world it would be...
Also, just getting home. Shit, shower, put on tux, then it's time to make The Rick regret allowing this nonsense to go on...
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
Paddlefoot
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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:09 AM
The most appalling thing about that vid was it confirming that Americans have a terrible tendency to get drunk off of light beer of all fucking
things. Not Teddy, with what appeared to be toking on that pretty awesome gagger he had in his hand, just the others. As a Canadian all I can say
is.......wassupwitdat?!?!?!?
Board lag = Teh Rick's revenge. Be nice if the lag at least took our new traditional bender night to not be so annoying.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
punkerhardcore
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posted on 6-7-2015 at 06:32 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
I blame the fucking tooth that I'm taking antibiotics for.
I've recently developed a fondness for Tank 7 Farmhouse Ale (which is
about as hipstery fancy as I'll get with my booze) after finding out that one of those is enough to get decently bit. TWO is a party. Now
I'm just having night coffee and getting jittery watching Mr. Show skits on YouTube.
Dude, I've been drinking Tank 7 for over a year, that stuff is the tits. Do yourself a favor and pick up a big bottle of Quadrophenia if you
see it, it's damn tasty (and local, to us).
My poison tonight is Lagunitas Little Sumpin' Sumpin'. One of my favs, just delicious.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Mrs. Potato Dick FTW!!! 
