the goon
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The vanishing posts of Jeb Lund
So I was bored earlier this evening and was browsing through some old threads here on OO just for the hell of it. Something that I noticed was that
all of Jeb's posts had vanished from some of these threads...there were people replying to and/or quoting his posts, but the posts themselves
that he made weren't visible. So I'm assuming he must have deleted his original account at some point and thus all his previous posts were
deleted with it? Anyhow, just thought that was kind of funny, as it made some of those old threads look like people were replying to a ghost poster
whose posts were invisible to the human eye.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
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Paddlefoot
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Jeb was pretty good at tossing out a swerve. He did that "Chetan Babuta steals OO's domain" thing where it was hard to tell if it was a real
thing that happened or if it was something Jeb made up on his own. Jeb wrote a couple of final posts under the Jeb Tennyson Lund name that sounded
kind of serious, that he was really pissed off at all his posts and columns that he wrote for OO being hijacked by 'Chetan' and being used
on 'Chetan's' MySpace page. Then, if I remember it in the correct order, Rick lost OO for a while (something to do with his server
going out of business?) where we were offline for a month or so. Then Jeb came back as Stone Cold Steve Autism. He no longer did any posts of
wrestling and stuck pretty much to the news, sports, and parts unknown sections, with heavy emphasis in PU on his campaign of indiscriminate
Goatse-ing of the board. I'm not sure if he cut some kind of an agreement with Rick but that may have been when his posts under the JTL moniker
were erased.
I sent Jeb a PM last week commenting on some crazy things he and his Weird Twitter pals were saying about the Koch brothers. I expect that he'll
answer it someday but it'll probably take a year because his visits to OO are so infrequent since he hit the big time with the work for Rolling
Stone and The Guardian USA as well as his appearance on MSNBC at this year's CPAC convention earlier this month. He's grown up and moved
out of OO's house for good it seems. 
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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punkerhardcore
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Pretty sure he mentioned a long while back that he'd deleted all those old posts after his writing took off, so that people searching for his
real name didn't come up with a bunch of wacky ass postings on a wrestling message board.
Now, he shows up twice a year and just wants his privacy. Basically, he's Brock Lesnar.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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Paddlefoot
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I might not have gone far back enough a search of Parts Unknown but some of his SCSA goatse threads seem to have gone too. Fair enough to delete those
because to the straights & other no-humour folks that's pretty much enough to get them to say they don't want him anywhere near their
kids. But the wrestling posts? What kind of a world is it where writing about wrestling or being a wrestling fan is a worse thing than being a
Demmycrat?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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the goon
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Now, he shows up twice a year and just wants his privacy. Basically, he's Brock Lesnar.
Or maybe, since he's been erased from OO history, he's Chris Benoit?
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
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janerd75
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"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
Catch-As-Catch-Can: The Non-Specific Wrestling Thread
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Columbo
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I'm too stoned Tim Robbins and Jericho had me hynotized*.
* in honour of Janerd I decided to express myself in gif form instead of fixing my spelling error.
"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall,
which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale�s
campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a
fountain that cured syphilis."
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BBMN
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quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
... he hit the big time with the work for Rolling Stone and The Guardian USA as well as his appearance on MSNBC at this year's CPAC convention
earlier this month. He's grown up and moved out of OO's house for good it seems.
What?! I knew he had done some online writing, but somehow missed Rolling Stone and The Guardian.
He is probably getting rid of old crazy drunken posts....
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
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coxito
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This seems like s good thread to ask in rather than junking the boards with a new one. What the fuck happened to Pyro? I forgot he existed until
tonight. I almost miss his woe is me recaps.
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gobbledygooker
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Jesus. I've been away so long I didn't even know Pyro had gone MIA. I need to get back with it. Especially as I engage in the final
1,000 posts to 10,000!
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
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OORick
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FWIW, Pyro was dealing with some shitty personal issues back in September, and I gave him some time off... when I checked in a month later, he'd
done a complete 180 and sounded super happy with where things were at (he finally left IGN and was focused entirely on real life stuff -- tangible
things right in front of him -- so I figured he should not worry about OO for a while longer, as things were coming together). But the plan was for
him to get back to wrestling when SD moves to USA Network, and ostensibly becomes a must-see show again.
Rick
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OOMike
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That is good to hear, I was starting to worry...
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salmonjunkie
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quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Jeb was pretty good at tossing out a swerve. He did that "Chetan Babuta steals OO's domain" thing where it was hard to tell if it was a real
thing that happened or if it was something Jeb made up on his own. Jeb wrote a couple of final posts under the Jeb Tennyson Lund name that sounded
kind of serious, that he was really pissed off at all his posts and columns that he wrote for OO being hijacked by 'Chetan' and being used
on 'Chetan's' MySpace page.
Wait, are you saying Jeb was Chetan? (seriously, I didn't know this)
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Paddlefoot
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I assumed that it was because Chetan seemed just too unreal, what with the terrible Engrish writing and references to "sexfucking" with both
genders. I put it down that the columns and posts written under JTL were "stolen" because Jeb was moving towards a more serious writing career and
wanted JTL gone altogether. That's when he changed to SCSA here, and to Mobute with his own blog and for the columns he wrote at Gawker. I
don't think anyone in the serious world bothered him about Chetan but he got doxxed as Mobute eventually. He then wrote one of his last pieces
at Gawker where he revealed himself as Jeb Lund. It's pretty much worked out for him because nothing he did here at OO ever came back to bite
him, either as JTL or SCSA, and he's doing good now with the pieces for The Guardian USA, Rolling Stone, and some appearances he's done on
Chris Hayes' show on MSNBC. Pretty sure he'd give it all up all the success though just to mega-troll a Yankees game by somehow putting an
image of Goatse onto the tarp they use to cover the infield during a rain delay, or so he once told me. 
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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williamssl
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Chetan Babuta was and remains real to me. I had too much fun with that whole thing.
Don't Mess With Texas
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the goon
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Since this thread seems to have had a rebirth, a funny story:
When Jeb came back as SCSA, it took a little while for some of, if not most of, us to realize they were one and the same. DriftThroughTime (who I miss
here at OO, since he was my totally hetero Nintendo fanboy lifemate as well as probably the nicest guy to ever post here) had been away from the
bOOards for awhile and upon his return he sent me a U2U message that basically said "What the hell is up with this SCSA guy? He seems like a total
asshole/troll, why is everyone cool with him?" About two hours later, before I'd even had a chance to reply to the first message, he sent me
another one that simply said "Nevermind. I just found he's Jeb. Dammit."
And that, ladies and gentleman, sums up the days of one Jeb Tennyson Lund here at OO.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
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