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Subject: Mount Rushmore of Wrestling Entrance Music
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posted on 4-1-2015 at 04:52 PM
Mount Rushmore of Wrestling Entrance Music
Top four entrance songs of all time, no particular order. Include links if possible.
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posted on 4-1-2015 at 07:29 PM
I'll get the easy ones out of the way first.
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posted on 4-1-2015 at 07:35 PM
Can't find it because it looks like it's been purged from YouTube, but Sonjay Dutt's original theme (not that stupid one they gave
him with that 'The Guru' gimmick) was pretty kick ass too.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-2-2015 at 06:16 AM
After mulling things over for a minute, I've discovered it's really hard to narrow it down to just four. If we're going with
most iconic of all time, I think Austin, Taker, and the nWo should be in there. The fourth spot is a real toss up, because there are numerous guys who
have entrance themes that a strong case could be made for (Rock, Michaels, Hogan, Flair, Savage, etc).
Though if I'm just picking my four favorite entrance themes of all time, it would probably be Jericho, DX, Goldust, and maybe Taker.
[Edited on 4-2-2015 by the goon]
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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posted on 4-2-2015 at 07:01 AM
quote:Originally posted by the goon
After mulling things over for a minute, I've discovered it's really hard to narrow it down to just four. If we're going with
most iconic of all time, I think Austin, Taker, and the nWo should be in there. The fourth spot is a real toss up, because there are numerous guys who
have entrance themes that a strong case could be made for (Rock, Michaels, Hogan, Flair, Savage, etc).
Though if I'm just picking my four favorite entrance themes of all time, it would probably be Jericho, DX, Goldust, and maybe Taker.
[Edited on 4-2-2015 by the goon]
I'm with Goon. It's tough to pick just four. Here's mine today - it'll probably change tomorrow.
Savage
HBK
CM Punk's Avenged Sevenfold Theme
Hogan's Voodoo Child
Honorable mentions include Jake's original theme, Taker, Demolition, Goldberg, NWO, Victoria's TATU theme, Madison Rayne, Edge's
final theme, Christian's original Don't Close Your Eyes, Alex Wright, Flair, Wyatt, Test's original theme, Muta's WCW theme,
and Sheamus.
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posted on 4-2-2015 at 07:04 AM
Hoo boy, I smell a poll comin' up. I just grabbed the easily iconic and not necessarily my all-time faves, but now goon has monkey-wrenched that
idea with Jericho (my all-time fave), DX, and Taker. Sorry Goldy, no offense.
I dunno if this counts, but if I ever, eeeeeever hear this in WWE agayn I will promptly shit my knickers and fall over dead from a heart attack.
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posted on 4-2-2015 at 03:57 PM
'80's Cheese Metal. I like the first 25 seconds, at least. Par of it may be nostalgia and that it was just a fun and intense intro
overall.
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posted on 4-2-2015 at 05:05 PM
It's like they're written and composed by a guy that watches nothing but old Stallone films!
[Edited on 4/2/2015 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 4-3-2015 at 12:32 AM
Edge's by Alter Bridge done. Everything else is tier 2 at best
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posted on 4-3-2015 at 04:36 AM
quote:Originally posted by Thom
'80's Cheese Metal. I like the first 25 seconds, at least. Par of it may be nostalgia and that it was just a fun and intense intro
overall.
Hey, nothing wrong with picking Warrior's theme. I mean, it may be be cheesy 80's metal, but I also think it's pretty iconic and fit
the Warrior gimmick perfectly. Not to mention that it's one of those entrance themes that could pop the crowd after just a few seconds.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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posted on 4-3-2015 at 06:22 AM
I think we'll need to have Best Wrestling Theme as our next Ultimate Showdown.
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quote:Originally posted by salmonjunkie
I think we'll need to have Best Wrestling Theme as our next Ultimate Showdown.
YES. I love that idea. Now somebody drag Matte out from obscurity to orchestrate the whole thing.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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posted on 4-12-2015 at 09:15 PM
Maaaaaatte? Oh MAAAA-atte. We're waiting for our Best Wrestling Theme Ultimate Showdown Matte. C'mon, you can do it. We know you want
to....
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posted on 4-13-2015 at 12:57 AM
^^^^
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posted on 4-13-2015 at 11:39 PM
More like the winner for the Most Frightening Post in OO History.
Pretty sure the entrance theme was the only thing WWE managed to do right with Taz.
And with Rob Conway too.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 4-14-2015 at 01:28 AM
Just 'membered to add these to the list of personal favorites with Jericho.
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
More like the winner for the Most Frightening Post in OO History.
I will turn OO into a trap website that only occasionally discusses the merits of a Cena heel turn if it gets Matte back working the pole. Poll.
Whatever. #nojudgment
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posted on 4-14-2015 at 01:46 AM
Pole? Hey, that reminds me. Not an entrance theme, although it should be. Possibly Matte's favourite song, if not this one then the one covered
by the DickGrrrrls.
Canadian too, which goes to prove that Canada is a hideous, hideous place.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 4-14-2015 at 02:13 AM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
Maaaaaatte? Oh MAAAA-atte. We're waiting for our Best Wrestling Theme Ultimate Showdown Matte. C'mon, you can do it. We know you want
to....
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
O Great and Powerful Showdown Generator, please forgive Rum Dum's insolence and libelous Canada slander*. Please accept these
NSFW gifts from your humble Ultimate Showdown followers. Sire, all gifts have been scrutinized for
excellence and I trust you will find the NSFW extras to your liking.
*Canada is a what?!? You can shove aboot up yer ass, guy.
**Look, do you people want a Best Wrestling Theme Ultimate Showdown or not? Sometimes you have to do things you're not proud of as a
means to an end. Terrible things. Strange things. Wonderful things.
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posted on 4-14-2015 at 04:34 AM
I'm a proud Soviet Canuckistani, pal. I can insult the damn place all I want.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 4-14-2015 at 04:09 PM
HHH - The Game by Motorhead
Hulk Hogan - Real American by Jim Johnston
Brock Lesnar - Next Big Thing by Jim Johnston
I'm probably going to get flamed for picking Lesnar's theme as my favorite, but FUCK YOU I LIKE IT
[Edited on 4-14-2015 by CCharger]
[Edited on 4-14-2015 by CCharger]
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posted on 4-14-2015 at 06:28 PM
Naw, Lesnar's is awesome. And it's evocative of this little synth-tastic ditty, and that's never a bad thing.
I like themes that 'punch' right off the bat and I think this one fits the bill.
And don't forget Dom's favorite iteration of Orton's theme music.
[Edited on 4-14-2015 by janerd75]
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posted on 9-1-2015 at 04:29 AM
Undertaker's "metal" remix theme (the non-Limp Bizkit/Kid Rock variety) has always been a favorite of mine. I still hope they'll bring
it back for a redux one day, though those days are numbered (I actually think Summerslam would've been a fine time to bring it back what with
his return to heel/asshole/this-is-a-different-Undertaker shenanigans) -
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posted on 10-23-2015 at 08:40 PM
Ultimate Warrior - It was perfect and just as much a part of his character as his face paint and muscles. It was short and fast, just like his
matches, making it one of the most well done songs the WWF ever made.
Rusev - The most bad ass theme ever. Disagree and I'll tell Putin.
Ric Flair - Is a wrestler coming out from behind that curtain, or a deity?
Kurt Angle - Come one now... it's more patriotic than Captain America punching out the reanimated corpse of Hitler. It is a perfect mix of a
bombastic military brass section, and cheesiness that makes it almost, but not entirely, too ridiculous. But before you can say it's too much,
you're being out grappled and suplexed by an Olympic medalist.
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posted on 10-24-2015 at 04:41 PM
quote:Originally posted by BBMN
Kurt Angle - Come one now... it's more patriotic than Captain America punching out the reanimated corpse of Hitler. It is a perfect mix of a
bombastic military brass section, and cheesiness that makes it almost, but not entirely, too ridiculous. But before you can say it's too much,
you're being out grappled and suplexed by an Olympic medalist.
Kurt Angle's theme is so patriotic that it was originally used by the Patriot. One of the many, many things the WWE did to force Angle into
being a big star....that kinda worked.
