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posted on 9-8-2015 at 05:46 AM
2015 NCAA Football Thread
Week 1 highlights:
The concept:
The reality:
That is all from week 1.
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OOMike
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posted on 9-8-2015 at 12:50 PM
That's all? Wasn't there a game in Evanston, IL?
I know there was one in Salt Lake City, UT.
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posted on 9-8-2015 at 05:13 PM
quote:Originally posted by OOMike
Wasn't there a game in Evanston, IL?
And in South Bend...
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OOMike
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posted on 9-8-2015 at 05:29 PM
Who did Notre Dame play and why do I care?
I am year one in my three year wait for Michigan to be decent again, part three.
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posted on 9-8-2015 at 05:45 PM
They played my Longhorns (MBA school), and I care. Losing a game that we were favored to win and played like shit (Stanford/Northwestern) and
getting completely obliterated by the fucking Irish (Texas). I'm so happy for this year's college football season.....
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posted on 9-8-2015 at 11:55 PM
At least you don't live in the hometown of your rival, like lets say Columbus Ohio, and your biggest rival just showed that they are playing
Madden on rookie level.
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posted on 9-9-2015 at 01:14 AM
Hockey starts when?
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OOMike
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posted on 9-9-2015 at 12:44 PM
October 2.
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denverpunk
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posted on 9-9-2015 at 06:00 PM
Hey, HOW ABOUT THAT SEC!!!!!
trolltrolltrolltrolltroll
Sorry about that.
In Florida news, the Gator offense did not suck. We played whatever Middle-Southern-State-For-The Deaf, but it was actually fun to watch a Gator game
for the first time in two years.
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posted on 9-20-2015 at 05:38 AM
I don't care what happens the rest of the season. We beat #6 USC. On the road. And as 10 point underdogs.
A lot of sorting out going on in the rankings.
Auburn barely won last week, and then got spanked by a good LSU team today. From preseason 6 to 16 to out of the top 25 when this week's are
released.
SC as mentioned got exposed and will drop.
Alabama is struggling against Ole Miss at home and will probably fall (down 12 and just intercepted with 11 min left in game...and another Ole Miss
TD)
Notre Dame still needs to die though.
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posted on 9-20-2015 at 06:23 AM
Agreed on Notre Dame. Mother fuckers.
Speaking of shaking up the rankings, UCLA is currently looking bad against a bunch of Mormons. Which... ha.
Edit... And then they just scored and moved ahead in a drive that was like four carries. Dicks.
[Edited on 9-20-2015 by punkerhardcore]
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posted on 9-20-2015 at 07:36 AM
For our last win for the forseeable future, I am delighted with tonight's outcome.
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posted on 9-27-2015 at 04:04 PM
Tennessee might be the worst very good team I've ever seen.
Also, looks like Oregon is pretty much out of the hunt for the year.
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posted on 9-28-2015 at 04:47 AM
We went down to Oregon to catch my Cardinal take on and beat Oregon State Friday night. Decided to hit Oregon for what looked like a great game on
paper. Holy shit. Stands started clearing out midway through the 3rd. It was all kinds of awesome.
Also, fuck Notre Dame
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posted on 10-3-2015 at 09:00 PM
Man, I don't think anybody thought Texas would beat TCU, but goddamn. Texas is a friggin' mess. Charlie Strong better start sending some
applications out soon, because he's gonna need a new job by December.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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posted on 10-3-2015 at 11:00 PM
We still have Kansas and Iowa State on the schedule - a chance to end the season 3-9!
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posted on 10-4-2015 at 08:35 AM
Look, look, look...guys, no, no, you shhh, you shhh, just give me this moment....
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posted on 11-2-2015 at 06:07 AM
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
That gust you just felt was Tex exhaling after the missed field goal from Washington State.
Yeah. WSU kept us in the game by only getting field goals their first 5 scores instead of some mix of touchdowns in there. It could easily have been
twenty-something to 3 at halftime instead of 12-3.
What's incredibly aggravating is that seemingly every online WSU fan blames officiating on the outcome, specifically the McAffery play where he
was ruled out of bounds prior to being stripped of the ball....which was inconclusive enough to have the play stand via replay. That play alone is
what cost them THE ENTIRE GAME. Nevermind that you had a chance for 35 points and scored 15. Nevermind that your quarterback threw two costly
picks in the second half. It was all the ref's fault.
"Thanks, refs!" has become the new "Thanks, Obama!"
EDIT: I'm glad someone else got "The Play"'d so that it doesn't have to be all about Cal doing it to Stanford back in '82.
The Duke band needed to be in the end zone at the end though for it to have been a good reproduction.
[Edited on 11-2-2015 by williamssl]
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posted on 12-6-2015 at 06:42 AM
After starting the season with a loss, the Rose Bowl isn't a bad place to end up.
