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janerd75
The Immortal One
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posted on 11-4-2015 at 03:50 AM
*SIIIIIIIGH* I kinda liked her wickedness. Oh well, praise be unto her n' whatnot. Hope you know what
you're getting yourself into with her, Jebus.
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Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is Offline
Mood: ChinceMcMahon
posted on 11-4-2015 at 04:13 AM
Can we blame this horrible decision on Will Ferrell for nailing her so hard with that basketball he ended up scrambling her brains?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
The Immortal One
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posted on 11-4-2015 at 04:34 AM
I believe it is well known that a girl will eventually see The Lord after taking too many balls to the face.
Holy shit, dat azz. Praise be unto her. And to be under her. Amen.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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Registered 6-27-2007 Location Mile-Hi Member Is Offline
Mood: Stoked
posted on 11-11-2015 at 06:23 PM
Good for her, I suppose. There's a pretty reliable trajectory from batshit crazy to self-righteous religious crazy, though. I just hope she
doesn't end up in a Kirk Cameron movie.
salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be
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posted on 11-12-2015 at 09:29 AM
Even Fox News ignores the existence of TNA.
gobbledygooker
Sister Act 2
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posted on 11-17-2015 at 04:22 AM
That's good ^^^^^^
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
Oh well, praise be unto her n' whatnot. Hope you know what
you're getting yourself into with her, Jebus. 
