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Subject: Freaky Naked Chicks - WARNING!!! VERY VERY VERY NSFW!!!
janerd75
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posted on 3-11-2016 at 09:00 AM
Freaky Naked Chicks - WARNING!!! VERY VERY VERY NSFW!!!
Nothin' nasty here, just what the title implies. Chicks doin' weird shit. Of course it's NSFW, dummies. The hell don't
the diva threads get more action anyways?
ETA: Well, the nothing nasty part lasted all of one post, so caveat dicktor.
Oh right, y'alls have ladyfriends. How nice. Whuzzat, Mista J?
Well, I have no such l̶o̶v̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶
̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ hangups in my life. Sing it, Frankie.
Enjoy the show!
Promo de Naked Language from El Calvo on Vimeo.
Whuzzat? No, Dearest Florida, I ain't forgot you baby. I can never forget you...
This is so close to my house I'm not entirely certain this isn't me...
[Edited on 3-12-2016 by janerd75]
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
I was thinking more along the lines of batshit crazy gals never no minding social mores, but y'know what, I think that qualifies. Going
downtown in the terlet makes the grade! Also, for as...unseemly as that is and even though it features a well known porno gal, but is anyone else
burnt out on the overproduced, actor-y stuff? I mean some of the high end porno versions of major movies are kinda funny, but my go to these days is
just watching normal folks, amateurs if you wheeyul, and their adventures through Poundtown. Sometimes I'll even watch them online as opposed to
standing quietly inside their bedrooms. Eh, maybe I'm just getting old. Either way, nice video! You've got spirit yes you do, you've
got spirit, so do...fuck, I did that wrong. Anyway, here's Wonderwall...
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posted on 3-12-2016 at 07:47 AM
You guys are sickening! Here, waste the next six days of your lives with
this!
[Edited on 3/12/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 3-12-2016 at 08:10 AM
Well that's just faaaaaabulous.
I swear I tried to have a theme for this thread. Serves me right with all my shitposting. Congratulations, I played myself. This is all Pad's
fault.
First porno I ever seen't, which may explain a lot.
Miami Whoores!!!!
Time to get my ass to Mars!
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
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posted on 3-12-2016 at 11:01 AM
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 4-26-2016 at 10:43 PM
Well this is the most random naked picture I have.
BBMN has attached this image:
BBMN
HAVES A CROOKED DICK!! !
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posted on 4-26-2016 at 10:47 PM
Backstory is something like - Weird Russian dude runs amateur porn site with weird Russian girls. Dude makes his videos more and more wacky and
unsafe, resulting in shots like these two naked and barefoot in a field that is burning. There is no God here. Just Russian meth heads.
I spent a lot of time finding the source to this, and skipped forward through the whole thing and deleted it. I can't even recall if it was soft
or hardcore. It was just... Russia. So fucked.
"Put the chicken wings down n come to Jihad bro."
janerd75
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posted on 6-10-2016 at 09:25 PM
Regardless of whoever wins the election, I'm moving to Ukraine.
Nekkid Ukrainian Chicks
Also, these...
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
Whuzzat, Mista J? 
Going
downtown in the terlet makes the grade! Also, for as...unseemly as that is and even though it features a well known porno gal, but is anyone else
burnt out on the overproduced, actor-y stuff? I mean some of the high end porno versions of major movies are kinda funny, but my go to these days is
just watching normal folks, amateurs if you wheeyul, and their adventures through Poundtown. Sometimes I'll even watch them online as opposed to
standing quietly inside their bedrooms. Eh, maybe I'm just getting old. Either way, nice video! You've got spirit yes you do, you've
got spirit, so do...fuck, I did that wrong. Anyway, here's Wonderwall... 
