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Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (March 28, 2016)
merc
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 02:28 AM
Lillian announced Kofi as from Ghana, West Africa. Is that new?
#bertopostsmatter #Bertoiswinning
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 02:29 AM
quote:Originally posted by merc
Lillian announced Kofi as from Ghana, West Africa. Is that new?
Only in the last nine or so years.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
Count Zero
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 02:33 AM
Yup. Even =I= have noticed the Ghana thing long before this.
And Lol Coach.
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
DKBroiler
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 02:43 AM
Please welcome my guest, Roman ReBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Get off my lawn.
CM Crunk
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 02:51 AM
What's the old idiom, "a picture is worth a thousand words"?
You are the vulgarian, you fuck!
Il Palazzo
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 02:54 AM
I'm fine giving Kalisto some wins, but did they really need to basically job out the entire Ascension? I mean.... yeah, they did, because
whatever. But still! Somewhere out there is a universe where they DIDN'T get buried almost from the start, and it's probably not bad.
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:00 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
What's the old idiom, "a picture is worth a thousand words"?
You, sir, just accidentally helped me solve my images problem. It was related to http/https links. I can see anything that's https://etc, but
the things that are not were not getting through my "Encrypted Web" add-on (which is a variation on the HTTPS Everywhere add-on). (Though I am
still mildly confused, because Merc's avatar isn't hosted on https, but I have been able to see it all along. Oh wells.)
I must find a prize for you, but it will have to wait. I'm eating a brownie right now and it is goddamned delicious. Would you like anything
in particular?
[Edited again, later on 3-29-2016, to add]
Hopefully this is a suitable reward.
[Edited on 3-29-2016 by Count Zero]
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:09 AM
Dean totally missed the stop sign and cookie sheet. Pfffff.
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:09 AM
Dean Ambrose just gave the best silent promo since that time Y2J just kept not-talking.
He really IS teflon Dean.
Eta: EEvvvil Emma is... HAWT. Double
[Edited on 3-29-2016 by Count Zero]
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:17 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
Eta: EEvvvil Emma is... HAWT. Double
[Edited on 3-29-2016 by Count Zero]
Fucking seriously. God
Get off my lawn.
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:20 AM
My first thought when the music hit was "is this an exciting debut???" Heh.
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:20 AM
The only person to get booed as much as Roman? Eva f'n Marie.
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:20 AM
It's Eva MarBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
May as well make her Roman's valet and go full retard.
Get off my lawn.
bigfatgoalie
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:31 AM
So is Miz walking out predictable, inevitable, or anvillicious?
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:32 AM
Stardust should hiss at people, like Toecutter did in the very first Mad Max movie. Of squeal, like Beetlejuice did in Beetlejuice.
You are a bastard. A daughter-fucking wildling bastard.
merc
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:36 AM
" you might think it's funny but it SNOT!" R Truth
9 years has he been around that long? ...Kofi was Jamacian...even though he's from MA and graduated from Boston College (one of our
nation's finer institutions). I had never heard the Ghana intro.
#bertopostsmatter #Bertoiswinning
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:43 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Stardust should hiss at people, like Toecutter did in the very first Mad Max movie. Of squeal, like Beetlejuice did in Beetlejuice.
I'm basically a god now. No one should have this much power.
�I don�t wanna die looking at you, you sack of shit. I�m checkin� out! Somebody throw me in the traaaaash!� - Frank Reynolds
"You're one bad day away from being me." - Frank Castle
"My uncle's a what now?" - Frank Richards
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:46 AM
quote:Originally posted by merc
9 years has he been around that long? ...Kofi was Jamacian...even though he's from MA and graduated from Boston College (one of our
nation's finer institutions). I had never heard the Ghana intro.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:49 AM
quote:Originally posted by DKBroiler
It's Eva MarBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
May as well make her Roman's valet and go full retard.
For possibly the best non-janerd-related use of "full retard" that I've
seen in a loooong, long time, you win the Rainbow Horn. It too went full 'tard, but mostly on Cloud Daiquiris.
Very honorable mention goes to the suggestion of putting Roman in a Box, or filling him with T-shirts. But Palazzo got cupHHHcakes for that, and I
feel like spreading the joy around. I seem to have janerditis tonight, with all these pictures in my posts.
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:56 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
What's the old idiom, "a picture is worth a thousand words"?
You, sir, just accidentally helped me solve my images problem. It was related to http/https links. I can see anything that's https://etc, but
the things that are not were not getting through my "Privacy Badger" add-on. (Though I am still mildly confused, because Merc's avatar
isn't hosted on https, but I have been able to see it all along. Oh wells.)
I must find a prize for you, but it will have to wait. I'm eating a brownie right now and it is goddamned delicious. Would you like anything
in particular?
[Edited again, later on 3-29-2016, to add]
Hopefully this is a suitable reward.
[Edited on 3-29-2016 by Count Zero]
Ah yes, the champagne of hipster beers. I hear it pairs nicely with birthday cake.
You are the vulgarian, you fuck!
Count Zero
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 04:00 AM
And they think a main event Stephh promo will get the Title Match more over?
More like "show over", amirite?
[Edited on 3-29-2016 by Count Zero]
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 04:00 AM
I'm continually amused by how much Undertaker is slowly becoming Jonathan Banks. If it made any sense to do so, it'd be great if once
Taker retires from active wrestling if he just became WWE's Mike Ehrmantraut. Actually, that would manage to make perfect sense if WWE were more
like Lucha Underground.
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 04:00 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
I seem to have janerditis tonight, with all these pictures in my posts.
�I don�t wanna die looking at you, you sack of shit. I�m checkin� out! Somebody throw me in the traaaaash!� - Frank Reynolds
"You're one bad day away from being me." - Frank Castle
"My uncle's a what now?" - Frank Richards
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 04:02 AM
^^^ also describes that final segment?
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
CM Crunk
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 04:05 AM
Poor poor Samoan Joe. He finally gets a decent pop for that sweet plancha, but is immediately showered with "YOU STILL SUCK!"
(Though I am
still mildly confused, because Merc's avatar isn't hosted on https, but I have been able to see it all along. Oh wells.) 
