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Author: Subject: Raw tonight: who's getting called up? (OOfficial Thread for April 4, 2016)
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"And it is for the IC title..."

Goodbye Zack Ryder's championship...




The words, "Thank goodness it's the Miz." just came out of someone's mouth for the first time ever...

I'm witness to myself.



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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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posted on 4-5-2016 at 02:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I actually thought that Zack was going to get a title defense.....
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posted on 4-5-2016 at 02:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So.... Does this mean Mrs. Miz is 'back'? I'm not sure how I feel about that, if so.





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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

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posted on 4-5-2016 at 02:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Beating Ryder for the IC title? Meh.

Getting to fuck Maryse? Fuck you Miz!

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Well...if this was all to bring back Maryse...
















I can live with that.

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posted on 4-5-2016 at 02:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I BRING HUMOR FOR ALL.

That was fairly unexpected! Also, this oddly ties in with Miz's appearances on Xavier Woods' YouTube show where he lost a challenge to Woods and had to give up his wall-mounted IC belt. I have no idea if this will ever intersect with that, but it's still pretty funny.

Edit: I want that Flo Rida song to die in a fire. Please.

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posted on 4-5-2016 at 02:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Miz & Maryse...

Ryder is apparently banging Emma...

Could be a fun feud.....





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Do I catch the scent of a multi-man match for the title tonight? HMMMMMMMMM?

~Okay, just give the title to Zayn and let the crowd sing his theme song during the entire match.

[Edited on 4-5-2016 by Il Palazzo]


The only thing I would have changed is have Reigns walk away smiling while Owens/Zayn and AJ/Y2J fight. The spear was unnecessary


What? And miss out on closing the segment with the crowd showering our plucky underdog champ with cheers?


I kinda liked the "I'm not a bad guy, good guy, I'm just *the* guy" line. Best way to soldify that is to walk away while the others were fighting over a chance to fight him

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Vaudevillains to debut on Smackdown. Hokay.





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Do I catch the scent of a multi-man match for the title tonight? HMMMMMMMMM?

~Okay, just give the title to Zayn and let the crowd sing his theme song during the entire match.

[Edited on 4-5-2016 by Il Palazzo]


The only thing I would have changed is have Reigns walk away smiling while Owens/Zayn and AJ/Y2J fight. The spear was unnecessary


What? And miss out on closing the segment with the crowd showering our plucky underdog champ with cheers?



I kinda liked the "I'm not a bad guy, good guy, I'm just *the* guy" line. Best way to soldify that is to walk away while the others were fighting over a chance to fight him



You assume WWE writer have the ability for continuity. They do not.

[Edited on 4-5-2016 by merc]





They are called "letters" when put together they make "words". Words make moving photos unnecessary.

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Vaudevillains to debut on Smackdown. Hokay.



I'm afraid The Vaudevillains are destined to be the new Lucha Dragons.





Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.

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This... is awkward.

Heel champ tries to thank everybody while the crowd goes rogue and sings the Bayley Song.

And have her Thank Her Daddy for winning the Women's Championship.

[Edited on 4-5-2016 by Count Zero]





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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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This... is awkward.

Heel champ tries to thank everybody while the crowd goes rogue and sings the Bayley Song.


Well...she is a heel.



[Edited on 4-5-2016 by S Kid J E T S 48]

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Oh, I get that. Which is why they could've put the belt on a FACE last night, and then this would've worked better.





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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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Vaudevillains to debut on Smackdown. Hokay.


I'm afraid The Vaudevillains are destined to be the new Lucha Dragons.


I will take my old tyme antics where I can get them.

Good on Charlotte for holding it down against a rebellious crowd. Kinda nice to see a champ do that.

If Bret comes out, I poop them.

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I don't think a Bullet Club is happening tonight.





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Welll...that segment was odd.





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Oh, I get that. Which is why they could've put the belt on a FACE last night, and then this would've worked better.


Oblivious heel looking to be showered in praise not being showered in praise? Needs a heel.

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So I think if AJ or Sami win tonight, Romans turning heel. If Owens or Jericho wins? Status quo. I honestly feel good about AJ's chances. He's said to be very over on the live events, and is already seen on the level by managememt.
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Well, guess Los Matadores are done. Now they're wrestling... tour guides? Public relations guys? Anyway, I look forward to the further antics of Puerto & Rico!
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Well, guess Los Matadores are done. Now they're wrestling... tour guides? Public relations guys? Anyway, I look forward to the further antics of Puerto & Rico!


Tag team division really getting deep finally...can't remember the last time we had this many teams at once:

New Day
League of Nations
Wyatts
Dudleys
Usos
Vaudevillans
Social Outcasts
Ascension
Primo & Epico
Truth and Goldust
and eventually Enzo and Cass

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Well, guess Los Matadores are done. Now they're wrestling... tour guides? Public relations guys? Anyway, I look forward to the further antics of Puerto & Rico!


As long as they're not bullfighters anymore. God, I hated that gimmick.





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Oblivious heel looking to be showered in praise not being showered in praise? Needs a heel.

No no, I understand that. I was just confused by the start, when she was seemingly not-heelish. Like, I think they expected us to believe her thanks-to-the-crowd, but the crowd just expected Bayley to show up to beat on the heel-bitch. It was awkward. If they really wanted to do the "Hey, it took a lot of women to get to this point, and we did it with your support! Thanks!" thing sincerely, Becky/Sasha could've done it without getting BayleyBombed. I'm okay with how things turned out overall, but they could've had Lita do the "historical recognition & appreciation" thing, mabey?

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Well, guess Los Matadores are done. Now they're wrestling... tour guides? Public relations guys? Anyway, I look forward to the further antics of Puerto & Rico!


As long as they're not bullfighters anymore. God, I hated that gimmick.
Primo & Repico Puerto Rican Productive Relaxation.

That segment made me think Carlito Carribean Cool was returning.

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No no, I understand that. I was just confused by the start, when she was seemingly not-heelish. Like, I think they expected us to believe her thanks-to-the-crowd, but the crowd just expected Bayley to show up to beat on the heel-bitch. It was awkward. If they really wanted to do the "Hey, it took a lot of women to get to this point, and we did it with your support! Thanks!" thing sincerely, Becky/Sasha could've done it without getting BayleyBombed. I'm okay with how things turned out overall, but they could've had Lita do the "historical recognition & appreciation" thing, mabey?


Let's just blame Lita and call it a day.

ETA:

Holy shit. Did Lillian and crew screw up again?

[Edited on 4-5-2016 by S Kid J E T S 48]

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posted on 4-5-2016 at 03:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Woops, there goes Sami. Surprise fourth entrant from Shane?





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