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posted on 5-23-2016 at 02:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 5-23-2016 at 02:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I hope those are Steve Blackman's nunchucks.
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posted on 5-23-2016 at 02:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If this ends with a heel turn by Mitch, I'm... I'll be wayyyy too sad to watch wrestling for a long time.

eta: Thumbtacks? This escalated quickly.

[Edited on 5-23-2016 by Count Zero]





Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 5-23-2016 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dean should take a mid match shit in that Home Depot buck.....oh golly, thumb tacks? Please don't tease Please don't tease.........

ETA: JESUS CHRIST! JESUS CHRIST! JESUS CHRIST! *clap clap clapclapclap*

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posted on 5-23-2016 at 02:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ouch. Fucking ouch.





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posted on 5-23-2016 at 02:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
A big ouch, yes, but basically a no-sell by Ambrose of the barbed wire???
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Ambrose wears kevlar shirts?





Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Ouch. Fucking ouch.


That requires several more fucks.

Fuck, fuck, fuckity, motherfucking, fucking ouch still seems to be short selling it.

Good job Jericho/Ambrose for putting on a fairly good brawl.

Crowd kinda sucked though.

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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HOLD THE DOOR!!!!





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I give kudos for Jericho for taking that spot....but the match was so/so because it felt like they were just going from prop to prop. Thats not hatred..... hatred is blind and more random than what they did. This was why the IC match was better because I felt like there was legit hatred there that wasn't in the Assylum match. I think it lost the crowd because of that. Its fine that there are weapons...but their has to be some sort of organic feel to a match.

Jericho is all man for taking that spot.... but the match had 0 story...which is what makes wrestling great.

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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My network feed has really shit the bed over the past 15 minutes. Ugh.





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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Woo. Uh huh.





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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Suddenly Corbin Bernsen mentions on the internet spike 2000%. You're welcome, Arnie.

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Sorry Pad, my 1st thought when I hear Corbin Bernsen is "Nice ole defense, Dorn"





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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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You went out on limb making that prediction, and are incredibly deserving of the kudos for having been right with it.



You never know when four talented guys might collectively shit the bed together. But thankfully I predicted right.





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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I give kudos for Jericho for taking that spot....but the match was so/so because it felt like they were just going from prop to prop. Thats not hatred..... hatred is blind and more random than what they did. This was why the IC match was better because I felt like there was legit hatred there that wasn't in the Assylum match. I think it lost the crowd because of that. Its fine that there are weapons...but their has to be some sort of organic feel to a match.

Jericho is all man for taking that spot.... but the match had 0 story...which is what makes wrestling great.


According to Alvarez, a segment was cancelled and ten minutes were added to the Asylum match on short notice. Jericho and Ambrose still had to work in the planned spots and probably couldn't adapt their game plan to the sudden extra ten minutes.

There definently was some stalling so this particular report migth be true.

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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ahem, if I may.....

A.J. Styles-ish!!!!!

ReBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!







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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I give kudos for Jericho for taking that spot....but the match was so/so because it felt like they were just going from prop to prop. Thats not hatred..... hatred is blind and more random than what they did. This was why the IC match was better because I felt like there was legit hatred there that wasn't in the Assylum match. I think it lost the crowd because of that. Its fine that there are weapons...but their has to be some sort of organic feel to a match.

Jericho is all man for taking that spot.... but the match had 0 story...which is what makes wrestling great.


According to Alvarez, a segment was cancelled and ten minutes were added to the Asylum match on short notice. Jericho and Ambrose still had to work in the planned spots and probably couldn't adapt their game plan to the sudden extra ten minutes.

There definently was some stalling so this particular report migth be true.


I choose to believe that the writers that Cody dissed created a "hilarious" revenge segment a la the Huckster/Nacho Man one which Vince at the last minute decided against running.





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posted on 5-23-2016 at 03:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fun match that had me believing AJ could win despite 0% chance of that. Yay Rollins is back. He's gonna be a face to the fans no matter what so put him in that role or prepare for Bizarro Reigns.

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I came. EVVVVVVVEEERRRYYYYYWWWWHHHHHEEERRRREEEEE!





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Fun match that had me believing AJ could win despite 0% chance of that.


And then Roman won with a basic, and kinda soft spear. That was a terribly booked ending. Powerbomb on chair. Triple powerbomb with the Uso assist. ANYTHING out of the ordinary would have been better. You let Roman kick out of multiple Style clashes, and cool spots...to end with that.

Yeah.

Maybe AJ and The Club helped book the actual match and that explains the bad part of Japanese wrestling popping it's ugly head in the match.

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Fun match that had me believing AJ could win despite 0% chance of that. Yay Rollins is back. He's gonna be a face to the fans no matter what so put him in that role or prepare for Bizarro Reigns.

[Edited on 5-23-2016 by williamssl]


I think Rollins is skilled enough to weather the welcoming fan support into his old heat in a few weeks. Of course, he'll only be able to do that in segments not featuring Reigns.

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posted on 5-23-2016 at 04:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Fun match that had me believing AJ could win despite 0% chance of that


Yeah, any match that I 100% know the outcome of but gets me to bite on the false finishes is a win. There were one or two spots where I thought AJ might have had it.

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Yay Rollins is back. He's gonna be a face to the fans no matter what so put him in that role or prepare for Bizarro Reigns.


My first thought was "how the hell are they going to pull this off with Reigns as the face?" and then I quickly realized that they're not. Roman is going to be Roman, Seth is going to be Seth, and the crowd will cheer/boo as they want.

Also, welcome to the midcard AJ Styles.

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I give kudos for Jericho for taking that spot....but the match was so/so because it felt like they were just going from prop to prop. Thats not hatred..... hatred is blind and more random than what they did. This was why the IC match was better because I felt like there was legit hatred there that wasn't in the Assylum match. I think it lost the crowd because of that. Its fine that there are weapons...but their has to be some sort of organic feel to a match.

I think the big issue is that the weapons were strung well above the cage so they actually had to climb to get them. If they had strung them from just the top of the cage and they were dangling from the cage where they could get them while still standing in the ring, it would have been better.

That said I thought it was a solid show other than the finish to the womens match. Dan Fucking Brooke? Really? And Becky Lynch couldn't be bothered to get off her ass and counter it? Becky, I beg of you. Ask to go back to NXT. Your career is being destroyed.

Oh, and Mick Foley, ever the compassionate one, decides to revel in Chris Jerhico's post thumbtacks misery:



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posted on 5-23-2016 at 04:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I do wonder where AJ goes from here. Do they drag AJ vs The Club until Balor is ready to be called up?
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posted on 5-23-2016 at 05:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think tonight is as bright as AJ's star will shine in the WWE for awhile. They just have so much talent and young talent at that. Losing Rhodes should have been somewhat of a blow for WWE...but they give 2 fucks as they have a talent pipeline of hot talent coming in....There is just no room for all the talent they have to be fed.

The questions that Extreme Rules leaves me with is how long will Roman Reigns be champ?

Who is going to beat him? Its not going to be Rollins or Cena for that matter...or Brock and you have to think thats his next three feuds....so who takes him down are they even on the Roster now or are they in NXT. Will Reigns hold the title till WM and possibly through it?

Is the Miz the most underrated superstar? This was a big time win for the Miz tonight, and he is clearly one of the most legit heels they have. NOBODY likes the Miz and the great thing is whoever you put in there with him he makes look better and you believe can kick his ass.

Why did they bring Corbin up? Where does he go from here? Just floundering on the card? I think they should have left him in NXT if they have no where for him to go. He isn't going to challenge for the IC or US title in the near future. Do they have him feud with Ambrose next who also is directionless when Jericho leaves.

I expect to see that Dolph has asked for his release in the next few months.

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