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posted on 7-18-2016 at 03:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Can we pretty much assume that Nakamura is going to get called up? I mean from a strictly kayfabe perspective and with only 6 picks available from NXT how could Steph or Shane NOT pick the guy?

You have to figure that Nak, B�lor, Bayley, and American Alpha are locks for call-ups but that still leaves 2 out of the 6 open. Who would we like to see included? Nia Jaxx is probably a safe bet even though she still needs a LOT more polishing. I know I wouldn't mind seeing The Revival get a shot, but I'm scared that they're just going to get turned into J&J; Security 2.0 because of their stature. It's also kind of now or never for Tye Dillinger, who I think has a tremendous upside but he'll probably be lucky if he got put into a trio with Breezango.

Speaking of which, could we just get a Trios belt on Smackdown?

I'd love to see Joe on the main roster, but much like Aries I'm sure they want him on the road with the NXT kids and teaching them a thing or two. Roode has barely debuted (that rhymes!) Asuka would be a welcome addition but how do you handle the loss of her AND Bayley at the same time? Alexa Bliss is making great progress but I don't think she can prop up the division by her lonesome just yet.

Who am I leaving out?

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Originally posted by williamssl
Usos - because I so totally want to see one on each brand They've been a tag team forever so time for a split?


I have a very particular set of skills. A large portion of that skillset has to do with irrationally hating the Usos. So help me God if this happens...I will find you...something something AIDS etc.

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posted on 7-18-2016 at 04:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kayfabe wise, I figure they go for balance and get one singles guy, one tag team, and one woman with their NXT picks. Balor,Bayley, and AA as the obvious face picks and 3 contrasting heel picks.

As for not drafting the biggest personality in NXT, I figure Shane gets Balor and Steph picks a singles guy like Aries who sucked up to her instead of the obvious superstar that is Shinsuke Nakamura.

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posted on 7-18-2016 at 04:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Isn't Aries a heel now, for turning on No Way Jose? I mean, even if it's totally understandable and I personally think it's great?

I think kayfabe wise you gotta take Joe. He's the NXT champ, top of the food chain. Not taking Joe, unless the champion is specifically exempted, doesn't make any sense.





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posted on 7-18-2016 at 04:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I think kayfabe wise you gotta take Joe. He's the NXT champ, top of the food chain. Not taking Joe, unless the champion is specifically exempted, doesn't make any sense.

Refer back to the previous page, discussing why either show would draft half of a tag team when they could just take both guys with one pick and use them as singles wrestlers. It wouldn't make any sense to draft one guy when you could take two, but it's probably going to happen.





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posted on 7-18-2016 at 05:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You could just do a promo later about Joe ranting about the disrespect shown to him by not being drafted just for Regal to interrumpt and say he requested that NXT's champions were exempt.

Unlike the tag team thing, I feel they will address not drafting Joe(which might happen anyways, remember Owens) but it will be addressed in an NXT show

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posted on 7-18-2016 at 03:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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That seems like a decent way to bury the other guy. Clearly making a point to say that one member of the team is good and the other member is not. I would assume taking a team with one pick forfeits the following pick, otherwise there wouldn't be a point in taking half a tag team when you could just grab them both. Doesn't mention that, though.
Yep, and I totally see them doing this at least once (because otherwise why mention it?). I can just see it now...

Steph: For Raw, we want Bubba Ray Dudley on our side.
Announcer: There it is, Raw drafts the Dudley Boyz...
Steph: Um, no, perhaps you didn't hear me. I selected Bubba Ray Dudley.
Announcer: Right, but they're offered as a package, so you get both.
Steph: Read the rules. I can choose just one of them if I so desire.
Announcer: Yeah, but...it doesn't cost you another pick or anything. You can have D-Von as well, for nothing.
Steph: I don't want him.

And then yes, the only hope is that we get the return of Reverend D-Von to warn us all about the evils of masturbation. Or maybe he can resurrect the Kerwin White gimmick.

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posted on 7-18-2016 at 04:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The only thing I would bet on with near certainty is Zayn and Owens being on different brands. Their Battleground fight is already billed as last match ever, or something. Splitting them will give the announcers something to repeat at least 10 times on Sunday. Ok 20.





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posted on 7-18-2016 at 04:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If anyone cares... They just announced a House show in Tupelo, MS for Monday Sept. 19. Dean Ambrose, Sasha Banks, Charlotte, The Wyatts, and the Uso's have been announced. So it looks like there are a few of the Smackdown draft picks. Of course, card subject to change...
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posted on 7-18-2016 at 07:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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If anyone cares... They just announced a House show in Tupelo, MS for Monday Sept. 19. Dean Ambrose, Sasha Banks, Charlotte, The Wyatts, and the Uso's have been announced. So it looks like there are a few of the Smackdown draft picks. Of course, card subject to change...
I think we can safely call NEWZ on that. WWE isn't about to tell who is on what brand before they reveal it live. That announcement probably won't come close to reality.

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posted on 7-18-2016 at 08:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'd be down for the Dudleys splitting, if they'd let Bubba do his TNA Bully Ray character. I mean, minus the Aces & Eights stuff, of course.


Apparently tonight's opening segment is going to be the reveal of the General Managers. Seems like a few things will happen for certain:

1. Shane will choose Daniel Bryan.
2. Stephanie will choose herself, leading to either:
2a. Vince coming out and saying no, she has to pick someone other than herself, so she'll choose HHH.
2b. Vince coming out saying no, and naming someone she doesn't want/like while she whines/screams.
3. It will take at least 30 minutes for all this shit to take place.





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posted on 7-18-2016 at 08:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Are Scarsguard McBoatface and Vanguard 1 eligible for the draft?





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-18-2016 at 09:55 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If Steph doesn't name HHH as her GM, I really want Shane to take him with his first pick and watch Steph lose her shit.

And there is your SummerSlam co-main event. Shane vs HHH.





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posted on 7-19-2016 at 12:30 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Are Scarsguard McBoatface and Vanguard 1 eligible for the draft?
I hope Daniel Bryan says "We draft Maxe--- Haahah. Just kidding. Our first pick is [Real Pick]."

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posted on 7-19-2016 at 12:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Senor Benjamin would be a great major domo for Del Rio. Takes a stun gun blast for his employer like a champ.

I have a feeling this is going to be a great night for all sorts of stupid comments. Between RAW and the RNC I can almost sense the collective IQ of the entire continent dropping by at least ten to fifteen IQ points. When's Scott Baio's speech in Cleveland scheduled for anyway?





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-19-2016 at 02:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I would really like to see graves, young and lawler as the smackdown announcers. Two younger announces to have a more edgier product and lawler there for the shitshow.
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posted on 7-19-2016 at 10:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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You have to figure that Nak, B�lor, Bayley, and American Alpha are locks for call-ups but that still leaves 2 out of the 6 open.
[Edited on 7/18/2016 by CM Crunk]


So, does this basically foreshadow a newly called up/drafted Bayley as the "mystery partner" for Sasha on Sunday?

(by "this" I mean the fact that 6 are getting drafted, not CM's post. You are a wise man, for sure, but difficult for your speculative post to be foreshadowing of a decision made by a completely separate entity)

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