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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (June 27, 2016)
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posted on 6-28-2016 at 04:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 6-28-2016 at 04:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not being American, I was not aware...

So, that's got to be a deliberate homage right?





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posted on 6-28-2016 at 04:33 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I fully acknowledge that WWE just took the long-cut to get right back to the three-way.... but I appreciate the effort.

In an intellectual way, I "knew" the 3-way was unperturbed by current events (if WWE didn't want Roman in it, they wouldn't have put him in it AFTER they already knew he was being suspended).... but in a true-believer sort of way, I still kind of wanted them to at least address it in the storyline.

They had Seth introduce the possibility of a match change, they had ultra-compelling cases made by two guys, and fuck all if that Cena/Rollins match wasn't just outstanding on its own merits (regardless of context).

To me, that's a valid way to waste your time on a Monday night.

Highlight Reel was also tremendous on every level, and Becky/Nattie was sneaky-delightful, too (Nattie has clearly gotten permission to just do Owen's whole schtick, and Becky is taking her lass kicking very seriously which I love).

About Woods: if I'd had the ability to write something up last Monday, I was gonna point out how Eggsavier's weird "connection" with Bray was CLEARLY just a comedy moment, but maybe you could play it into something more if you really wanted to....

Well, WWE really wanted to. Now, there is a very compelling case to be made for Woods turning heel in all this... or, at least, turning "Wyatt" (depending on who ends up as the heels in the feud). The fact that he was purposely dressed as Harper tonight (who hasn't been on TV since March, and is still a couple months away from returning due to knee surgery), opens up a TON of options..... including the option that Woods -- a smarty pants PhD who actually UNDERSTANDS Bray's words -- joins the Wyatts, which allows them to score a short term victory over the New Day, only to have Harper return, and side with Kofi and Big E, and from there we play the long con (remember Woods is PH f'n D in PSYCHOLOGY, so this could have all kinds of layers where they are playing the Wyatts)....

This is what I meant when I said that this feud could actually help add depth and dimension to both sides, since they are so polarly opposite on the surface.... but New Day in sheep masks? Woods as a Wyatt? Harper as a New Day? This is now all on the table, and all 6 men (OK, 7 if you count Strowman) will benefit....



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Nah. He gwan doan near Milwaukee, mon. Right neeyar da beech. Boy-EEE!

Motherfu..... That is one of my favorite lines from that movie. If I had been drinking shitty hipster beer, my screen would be wearing it for a shirt.





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posted on 6-28-2016 at 04:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Not being American, I was not aware...

So, that's got to be a deliberate homage right?


Yup. PBR even hit WWE with a cease and desist just prior to Cena's return over the design which led to a less obvious design for a few weeks. Looks like everything's been settledon that end though. Curious if that interrim design might become a collectors item or if they're still selling it. I'm far too lazy to check Shopzone right now.





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posted on 6-28-2016 at 05:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Jumbie
Not being American, I was not aware...

So, that's got to be a deliberate homage right?


Yup. PBR even hit WWE with a cease and desist just prior to Cena's return over the design which led to a less obvious design for a few weeks. Looks like everything's been settledon that end though. Curious if that interrim design might become a collectors item or if they're still selling it. I'm far too lazy to check Shopzone right now.


Go Go Google Search!

http://shop.wwe.com/search?q=Cena+t-shirt⟨=en_US

Looks like only the new ones and, uh, his uh, como se dice black power salute ones are available?





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posted on 6-28-2016 at 06:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I thought tonight was boring and extremely predictable. Cena and Rollins had a great match, but in the end, they used the World Title story line to further the Cena/Styles program while continuing to spin the wheels on the former. Granted, I think their hands are somewhat tied due to Roman's situation, and I tend to think that the way they acknowledged Reigns' absence was probably best, all things considered...but it still fell flat.

Also, I don't remember Alberto and Sheamus having an issue at all. Either they retconned that, or it wasn't compelling enough a few months ago for me to remember. That whole thing sort of left me scratching my head.

And of course, the age old question of whether it is best to be the jobber who gets pulverized in two seconds in a tag team match, or the jobber that never even got into it. We take your calls, next on Livewire!

The Wyatts/New Day aren't really doing anything for me, either. I like Rick's long con idea with Woods, but I am not sure if they will play that out the way I would like (more subtle, less sledgehammer-y)

I have zero idea what is going on in the women's division. They somehow managed to take extremely athletic, good wrestlers with great personalities, and turn them all into Candace Michelle.

Call me crazy, but I sort of like watching Kane as a suit wearing doofus that is confined to skits in the back, but occasionally dawning the mask to beat the poo out of someone. Seems to be a perfect role for him.

Big Show looked related to 3/4's of the kids on that stage...just sayin'

I am love that they are acknowledging the (temporary) blow off of KO and Sami. I feel like Sami flubbed his line about the draft possibly splitting them up though. I think he should have taken the approach that there is a VERY REAL possibility that they end up on different shows, so why not agree to lock up one last time, prior to that to prove once and for all, who is who in this relationship?

Also, Steph screwed up her line to The Miz and laughed at herself...which made me laugh...which made me fart...which made me laugh again.

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posted on 6-28-2016 at 06:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Also, I don't remember Alberto and Sheamus having an issue at all. Either they retconned that, or it wasn't compelling enough a few months ago for me to remember. That whole thing sort of left me scratching my head.


They were in The League of Nations together, which had an acrimonious break up a bit after Wrestlemania... so it did make sense that they still wouldn't get along.

Also, I noticed that they're now simply referring to Ambrose as the WWE Champion, and not the.WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Perhaps in anticipation of bringing back the Big Gold Belt for the brand split?





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posted on 6-28-2016 at 07:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Also, I don't remember Alberto and Sheamus having an issue at all. Either they retconned that, or it wasn't compelling enough a few months ago for me to remember. That whole thing sort of left me scratching my head.


They were in The League of Nations together, which had an acrimonious break up a bit after Wrestlemania... so it did make sense that they still wouldn't get along.

Also, I noticed that they're now simply referring to Ambrose as the WWE Champion, and not the.WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Perhaps in anticipation of bringing back the Big Gold Belt for the brand split?


I know of the break up...but it seemed like sort of a dead issue since it really hasn't been explored for quite some time. Seemed more like a pivot towards a face Alberto more so than diggign up a non-issue that has laid dormant for weeks, if not months.

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posted on 6-28-2016 at 07:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Guys, Sheamus stole his car. That's not okay.
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posted on 6-28-2016 at 07:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I know of the break up...but it seemed like sort of a dead issue since it really hasn't been explored for quite some time. Seemed more like a pivot towards a face Alberto more so than diggign up a non-issue that has laid dormant for weeks, if not months.
I got a "face Sheamus" read out of that. Huh. Crazy.

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I know of the break up...but it seemed like sort of a dead issue since it really hasn't been explored for quite some time. Seemed more like a pivot towards a face Alberto more so than diggign up a non-issue that has laid dormant for weeks, if not months.
I got a "face Sheamus" read out of that. Huh. Crazy.


Yeah?

I just assume that if you face kick a ginger in the face, that it makes you a...well...face.

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I feel like they whiffed sorta big tonight with The New Day. As much as I loved the bit, they could have (and should have) gone full on "DX dressing as/mocking The Nation" mode.

Sorta digging Xavier being kayfabe-legit scared of the Wyatts, though. People should be afraid of them, after all... and most they feud with aren't.





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posted on 6-28-2016 at 04:42 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Hell of a promo by Sami Zayn last night! It just shows that if you give enough mic time to some the these guys, they can really surprise you.

Really like the slow burn on the Wyatts/New Day storyline. The Woods continuing deer in the headlights look is priceless! It was nice to see Bray Wyatt pick up on it in his promo.





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Sorta digging Xavier being kayfabe-legit scared of the Wyatts, though. People should be afraid of them, after all... and most they feud with aren't.


This, so much. Guys don't want to look weak, so showing fear or being affected by even scary or threatening guys is rarely something that makes it on (especially babyfaces). The 'I'm untouchable' thing can be really annoying and it's great to see a babyface willing to be like "Fuck that shit, those guys scare me". I would welcome seeing Xavier go full Wyatt and then have the New Day guys have to try to deprogram him and save him from Bray. It could give some actual drama to the feud -and- lead to some fun silly segments at the same time (like trying to remind Xavier how much he loves unicorns).





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I have no idea what what US dialect is but man that reads pure Glaswegian to me :-D

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I have no idea what what US dialect is but man that reads pure Glaswegian to me :-D


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posted on 6-29-2016 at 12:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Not being American, I was not aware...

So, that's got to be a deliberate homage right?


Yup. PBR even hit WWE with a cease and desist just prior to Cena's return over the design which led to a less obvious design for a few weeks. Looks like everything's been settledon that end though. Curious if that interrim design might become a collectors item or if they're still selling it. I'm far too lazy to check Shopzone right now.
ALso, Cena has long been known as a consumer of Pabst. As a Wisconsinite, I appreciate that he went with Pabst and not Old Milwaukee, which is a beyond shitty beer. Now, if he had gone with a Schlitz inspired design, I would actually buy his shirt.

[Edited on 6-28-2016 by royberto]

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posted on 6-29-2016 at 01:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I just assume that if you face kick a ginger in the face, that it makes you a...well...face.
... Man, I wasn't even thinking. You are most-likely right after all!

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posted on 6-29-2016 at 01:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Guys, Sheamus stole his car. That's not okay.


I hear that bastard even changed his radio station.

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I'm still blown away that WWE authorized Mr PG John Cena to do a beer shirt.

I'm even more amazed Pabst would yell cease and desist. Take your free advertising to the upcoming generation of boozers and be happy.

The Fruity Pebbles people know what's up.

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