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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: SmackDown LIVE (July 26, 2016)
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuckin' pricks. Why'd they bury Nattie like that?

I don't mind JBL either. He varies in consistency of quality but he hasn't taken a dive into complete mediocrity the way Lawler has (especially recently). Gonna miss the Maggle moments too.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HOW YOU DOIN???ETTE?

So, like, they're building a whole division around Becky. Man, I dunno how her life will recover.


OH SHIT HERE COMES THE RED BELLA!!!!





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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Alright redemption!

Time for Becky to get squashed by Alexa Bliss, Naomi, Camrella and above all else, Eva Marie!! Nice.

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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Even Johnny Rodz won occasionally. See retro





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:50 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Eve Marie's only move is clearly called the Hey, Look At THESE.

[Edited on 7/27/2016 by Paddlefoot]





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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Even Johnny Rodz won occasionally. See retro
That's what made him UNPREDICTABLE~!

ETA: This is post #1234.

AH HAH HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 7-27-2016 by Count Zero]





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:53 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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Even Johnny Rodz won occasionally. See retro


My rod definitely won after that last segment.





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Between Eva Marie and Maryse, I think Smackdown can lay claim to having hotter titty girls than RAM.

#dicksoutfor

ETA: Maybe roy and Dom can go ass-to-ass with one tv remote to save a bit of money on buying new ones all the time?

[Edited on 7-27-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 01:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
Between Eva Marie and Maryse, I think Smackdown can lay claim to having hotter titty girls than RAM.

#dicksoutfor
How dare you not include Becky in your "Would--To" post!!!!





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I can only count to two, ah ah ahhhhh.

ETA: Holy shit, did Randy take some English classes while he was gone?

ETA2: Goddamn, that was easily the best thing I've ever seen Orton do on the mic. Surprised at the "pitching and catching" line too. That was certified GOLLY!�

[Edited on 7-27-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Holy crap! David Otunga's still alive!





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Randy Talk Goodest Ever!

He didn't try to get TOO punny or clever or wordplayish or... He kept it relaxed, and seemingly natural, and.. Randy Talk Good!





Originally posted by williamssl
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
SmackDown has been super lackluster compared to Raw. Their roster just isn't as great, and the matches they're putting on for their debut show are nothing compared to what Raw did. If you want to make it look like a competition, at least make the shows comparable; make it look like they're actually, you know, competing.





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Two observations:

1st, I shit you not I just noticed Otunga was at the broadcast desk just now.

And B, this has to be the palest I've ever seen Master Randall. Something about shoulder rehab that prohibits lifting your arms for spray tans?





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:17 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
His sleeve tats look darker which makes the rest of him look paler.

All these years later, after Mysteries, or magnets, or fucking Mystery Magnets, and someone in the crowd will still hold up an ICP logo at a WWE show.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dear Dom,
1. Jannerd misses you.
2. Rewind and give your man crush a second look.

All my best





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:22 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Juggalos are eternal.

And did Otunga miss his Wardrobe appointment? I know they're going for a whole "new vibe", but dude. Vest & Tshirt? That is not a look you should be wearing as a "professional" anything.

Promotional Considerations:
David Otunga's clothes provided by the JerichoForDads Hipster collection.

And now we bring you... THE ONE MAN BRAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUNNNND!

ETA: Holy crap. Heath destroyed that. and then GORE!! GORE! GORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edited on 7-27-2016 by Count Zero]





Originally posted by williamssl
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm all for Heath Slater getting destroyed weekly by guys that get signed instead of him, but this time that they use him for gimmicky stuff, I really hope they plan on actually using him for something that isn't a jobber stable.





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Good to see you haven't put on your footie PJs NOOB!





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Eve Marie's only move is clearly called the Hey, Look At THESE.


Indeed. As much as I hate Eva Marie, I do appreciate her moveset.

Also, I hope Nattie remembered to bring this with her! Quick Nattie, dig yourself out!!



[Edited on 7-27-2016 by Quentil]

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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Dolph reboot is coming! I said that shit as a hopeful shot in the dark but they're going for it!
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
MR. ZIGGLESWORTH FTW!





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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Dolph is not Balor.

Bray, AJ, or Cena were much better options.

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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yay Ziggler!
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 02:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
lol from the preshow to the main event.......this is what happens when we listen to the IWC.

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