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posted on 8-16-2016 at 02:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
.... THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS WITH BOB BACKLUND????


*head a-splodes* (eta: Just to be clear, I found this to be a GREAT thing. I simply didn't have an exploding-head emoji on hand at the time.)

[Edited on 8-16-2016 by Count Zero]





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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

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posted on 8-16-2016 at 02:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Millions of dollars can buy millions of bow ties.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 02:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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"I don't give a shit about your kids."

Line of the night, and possibly the decade, goes to Mr. Lesnar.


Pretty sure that was the main campaign slogan of at least eight out of seventeen of the original GOP primary candidates though.

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posted on 8-16-2016 at 02:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Backlund's killin' it as a manager. Need moar managers, pls.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 02:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Huh. I figured it wouldn't necessarily sound like Demon Kane when someone said Demon King. It does! Or it's more Cole's fault. I dunno.

Also nooooooooo, now there won't be millions of dollars/doll hairs. Guess Backlund's going to have to make do with his current bow tie collection.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 02:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If Titus turns heel, and nobody really cared, does it still count?

I want Mr. Backlund to have an expansive array of neckware, dammit!!!! TITUS! Get your act together, man. Coach Bob can make you great again!!!





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 02:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Day 1 of my honeymoon ends with me being able to catch the second half of Raw as a live TV show for the first time in about a year. Woohoo!!

Fuck me, there's a lot of adverts! Can't see myself staying awake for all of this, it's currently 2:50am on my body clock, so I've been up for 21 hours.

Owens / Cass seemed like it had been a passable match, although I only caught the end.

I'm glad Jinder Mahal is actually going to be used after taking the contract from Slater, but hopefully he's losing this one.

[Edited on 8-16-2016 by Gobshite]

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posted on 8-16-2016 at 02:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Day 1 of my honeymoon ends with me being able to catch the second half of Raw as a live TV show for the first time in about a year. Woohoo!!



Show, don't tell. Pics or it didn't happen. Also, congrats on your visit to �town.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Day 1 of my honeymoon ends with me being able to catch the second half of Raw as a live TV show for the first time in about a year. Woohoo!!


visit to �town.


That made me laugh-out-loud. Tally-ho! Well done, eh wot?

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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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Shocked they're blowing their wad on The Demon with less than a week to go until Summerslam. Although in all honesty, it's not like this persona is really unknown to casual viewers. His merch has been littered throughout the crowds for over a year now. He's been featured in promotional materials. Video games. So I guess it's not a BIG deal. I still wish they'd have held off until Summerslam though because this crowd is DEEAAAAD.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm not an nxt watcher. Flipped back to RAM and thought it was a new chick being introduced. Didn't spend 7 seconds and Flipped away...

ETA: Truth can still go and sell.

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I was wondering what was going to give between Finn debuting The Demon in a match he's likely losing. I guess the solution was debuting it first on RAW and then having Rollins steal a win on SS.

Overall, B+ on introducing Balor to the main roster. He got a big win out of the gate and the Demon made it but the character work has really been lacking.

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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I still wish they'd have held off until Summerslam though because this crowd is DEEAAAAD.


I don't blame the crowd one bit - they haven't been given anything tonight. This show is the very definition of treading water until the PPV. There's no storyline advancement or anything.

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In my experience, dead crowds don't generally chant "holy shit" and "this is awesome," but maybe that's just me.
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Day 1 of my honeymoon ends with me being able to catch the second half of Raw as a live TV show for the first time in about a year. Woohoo!!


visit to �town.


That made me laugh-out-loud. Tally-ho! Well done, eh wot?

And heeeerrree's FINNY!


I am en fuego tonight! These are the best things I've ever done with in my miserable life! Janners, you geneious!

Presented with no titles. I'll let you goons figure it out. Shout out to mah Caniggas!





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
My wife wanted to know why that guy had a bunch of leather belts for a headdress.
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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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In my experience, dead crowds don't generally chant "holy shit" and "this is awesome," but maybe that's just me.


I should have mentioned that I noticed that, and I'm not trying to be negative. That made me happy. It just seemed like they kind of petered out after that.

edit: Speaking of "holy shit" chants, Sasha's pants deserve one.

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My wife wanted to know why that guy had a bunch of leather belts for a headdress.


Because that's a baller move.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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My wife wanted to know why that guy had a bunch of leather belts for a headdress.


Because that's a baller move.



Bal�r move..





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:34 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Sasha's cute l'il butt in tight leather pants amplified by hooker heels? Bring back the '80's bar scene bayaby!



[Edited on 8/16/2016 by Paddlefoot]





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:41 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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In my experience, dead crowds don't generally chant "holy shit" and "this is awesome," but maybe that's just me.
Yeah, I personally am not into Finn Demon, but I'm not a crowd-reaction-denier either. There was definitely SOME kind of pop for the Demon King's Entrance. I've gotta go with the assessment that "this isn't a dead crowd, it's a mostly-dead show." Totally cruise-controlling their way into SS, which regardless of being a bad or good thing, it's just a thing-they-do-often-enough-that-I-expect-it.





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My wife wanted to know why that guy had a bunch of leather belts for a headdress.


Because that's a baller move.



Bal�r move..








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In my experience, dead crowds don't generally chant "holy shit" and "this is awesome," but maybe that's just me.
Yeah, I personally am not into Finn Demon, but I'm not a crowd-reaction-denier either. There was definitely SOME kind of pop for the Demon King's Entrance. I've gotta go with the assessment that "this isn't a dead crowd, it's a mostly-dead show." Totally cruise-controlling their way into SS, which regardless of being a bad or good thing, it's just a thing-they-do-often-enough-that-I-expect-it.


That's probably the best way to put it. The crowd got amped up for about 15 seconds worth of "Charlotte sucks!" and then just deflated before the segment was over. It's like the crowd as a whole is dabbling in edging. Or would that be WWE? I'm confused and kinda horny now. Sashapants!!!





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So they ought to use a different song for his entrance?





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