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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (August 15, 2016)
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posted on 8-16-2016 at 03:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CM Crunk..... I'm confused and kinda horny now......


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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-16-2016 at 04:00 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So they ought to use a different song for his entrance?


Nope, the other song.







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posted on 8-16-2016 at 04:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Roman and Rusev have next to no chemistry. Both are capable of better matches than this.
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posted on 8-16-2016 at 04:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, things sure took a turn for the tOOnight.



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posted on 8-16-2016 at 04:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Stupid sexy B�lor!



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posted on 8-16-2016 at 04:18 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Man, things sure took a turn for the tOOnight.


I blame you.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-16-2016 at 04:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
West Coast!

Based on the crowd reactions in the opening segment, I would guess that Rusev is fighting U-S-A, U-S-A! and/or Foley Foley Foley! at Summerslam. Those two sure went over with the crowd.

In the event it's not one of them, then he must be facing the lady who came to the ring.

Clearly he's not fighting that other guy who barely got a reaction, or rather served to prop up Foley Foley Foley! which the crowd chanted as the segment ended.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 04:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
It looks like he's wearin' nothin' at all, nothin' at all, nothin' at all...



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West Coast!

Based on the crowd reactions in the opening segment, I would guess that Rusev is fighting U-S-A, U-S-A! and/or Foley Foley Foley! at Summerslam. Those two sure went over with the crowd.

In the event it's not one of them, then he must be facing the lady who came to the ring.

Clearly he's not fighting that other guy who barely got a reaction, or rather served to prop up Foley Foley Foley! which the crowd chanted as the segment ended.


Tex, tonight's crowd was out and proud. Not a lot of steers, do you know what I am saying? And I while I may only be vaguely lucid and tentatively associated with reality at this point, I'm fairly certain I heard Heyman allude to B'crack raping either Orton or Slater or using Slater to rape Orton. Not sure, but either way you're in for a treat!



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posted on 8-16-2016 at 04:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Crunkers, I think this is the guy Rollins is referring to when he's calling out the Demon King. Duh.



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posted on 8-16-2016 at 05:08 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
re: "Demon Kane"

The best way to know that Rollins was saying "Demon King" was at the end of the segment with Rollins saying it followed by his interaction with Neville, the announcers said that Seth Rollins was continuing his search for Finn Balor's alter ego, Demon King.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 05:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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re: "Demon Kane"

The best way to know that Rollins was saying "Demon King" was at the end of the segment with Rollins saying it followed by his interaction with Neville, the announcers said that Seth Rollins was continuing his search for Finn Balor's alter ego, Demon King.


Like I said, it all makes more sense now, but I had a living room and adjacent dining room full of chatter going on at the time. My attention was a bit divided all of that, the show and what was cooking in the kitchen. Plus, I figured the whole "prove I'm not scared of 'Demons' by making an example of one by calling out 'Demon' Kane" seemed like something they'd have Seth do to hold off on a confrontation with Finn until this Sunday.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 05:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did you already play the "shut the fuck up, I'm watching wrestling, damnit" card, or saving that for a better occasion? You can only use it once...and if you were saving it, I'd agree that this wasn't THE one and only time to bust that out.





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posted on 8-16-2016 at 06:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh, I'm treating it like it's my one Spider-Man save on Family Guy. I figure I'll save it for this Sunday for the big Summerslam viewing party. In case any wankers start circlejerking over Zack Sabre Jr winning a ticklefight or something.

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posted on 8-16-2016 at 05:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So where are these pics of Sasha?
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posted on 8-16-2016 at 06:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
During Rollins' promo where he called out Balor and then was said to have been in a sort of trance, there was a good reason for that.

A fan had jumped into the ring and when taken down, the ref appears to have taken something that the guy dropped and put it in his pocket. The fan also bit one of the guards on the arm.

Credit to Rollins for ad-libbing on the fly and adding it into his promo to get extra heat, but still, that could've gone so wrong, especially if the fan had waited until the lights had gone out before going in the ring.





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During Rollins' promo where he called out Balor and then was said to have been in a sort of trance, there was a good reason for that.

A fan had jumped into the ring and when taken down, the ref appears to have taken something that the guy dropped and put it in his pocket. The fan also bit one of the guards on the arm.

Credit to Rollins for ad-libbing on the fly and adding it into his promo to get extra heat, but still, that could've gone so wrong, especially if the fan had waited until the lights had gone out before going in the ring.


Here's a cellphone video from the crowd showing the whole thing going down. It's not the best angle/distance to see what the goofy bastard may have dropped, but it is trippy to see how he just leisurely sauntered to the ring.

Edit:Forget to mention that during the live broadcast you can see the fan come into the lower righthand of the frame for a split second before Seth shoved him. I don't know if they used an alternate angle for the west coast broadcast.

I know it'd be a PR nightmare if any of the wrestlers decided to tee-off on any halfwit that rushes the ring these days, but they really should start playing a clip package on the TitanTron of fans jumping into the ring and getting destroyed as a precautionary measure for those in attendance at live shows.

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I don't think we get the Demon King at SS. That's why we saw the early debut, so that the alter ego wouldn't have to take a loss next Sunday.

Someone needs to take the mic away from Rusev before he hurts himself and everyone within an ear shot. It's bad enough we have to see him in the ME match with Reigns, that seemed to last for "fucking" ever!

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I don't think we get the Demon King at SS. That's why we saw the early debut, so that the alter ego wouldn't have to take a loss next Sunday.


I'm kind of thinking this too. It's like the WWE realized "crap, we can't have Balor debut the Demon King gimmick at SummerSlam and then immediately lose" so they did the debut last night and then he'll lose as regular Finn Balor on Sunday (thus saving the PPV debut of the Demon King for a match he's actually gonna win).

Or, alternately, he wrestles under the Demon King persona on Sunday and wins. But I just don't know that I see Balor becoming what is essentially WWE champion 1A in only his second match on the main roster.





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posted on 8-17-2016 at 07:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Okay I don't feel so bad now: Demon Kane unsure why Seth Rollins keeps asking around for him.





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posted on 8-17-2016 at 08:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Okay I don't feel so bad now: Demon Kane unsure why Seth Rollins keeps asking around for him.
And upon rewatching some of those segments, it really does sound like Seth has some sort of mid-southern twang -- he's searching for the "Deemon-Kayng."

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