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Subject: Alberto Del Rio Violates WWE Wellness Policy, Suspended 30 Days... also Paige... and Eva...
anglefan85
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 10:10 PM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Guys, guys. Eva Marie didn't do anything wrong. How was she supposed to know whatever she tested positive for could be absorbed Vicks Vapor-Rub
style from her chest. The REAL culprit could still be at large.
I know its legit, but part of me was hoping that this is part of a storyline and that Heath Slater is shown to be behind all these suspensions,
showing he's willing to do just about anything to get a spot on the roster.
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 11:16 PM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Guys, guys. Eva Marie didn't do anything wrong. How was she supposed to know whatever she tested positive for could be absorbed Vicks Vapor-Rub
style from her chest. The REAL culprit could still be at large.
New entrance theme announced for EM when she returns.
You know somewhere that after the last two days Vince is just livid. The punishments coming up are going to make the thing with Titus look like a
yearly bonus instead.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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salmonjunkie
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 11:40 PM
Team PED needs to have the same voiceover guy for Eva Marie introduce all of them, with him doing the Albertoooooooooooooooo Del Riiiiiioooooooo that
Robert Rodriguez did.
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posted on 8-18-2016 at 11:43 PM
quote:Originally posted by anglefan85
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Guys, guys. Eva Marie didn't do anything wrong. How was she supposed to know whatever she tested positive for could be absorbed Vicks Vapor-Rub
style from her chest. The REAL culprit could still be at large.
I know its legit, but part of me was hoping that this is part of a storyline and that Heath Slater is shown to be behind all these suspensions,
showing he's willing to do just about anything to get a spot on the roster.
It's going to be almost impossible to ever be a story
line anymore now that ESPN reports every single one that WWE announces:
quote:Originally posted by bigfatgoalie
So they got busted for coke and/or something like that right? I know Paige has been trying to get in shape, but peds would seem out of place.
Add in nobody knowing what Roman was dinged for...and 80's HBK is smiling while modern HBK...not so much.
Roman was dinged for Adderall.
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 01:02 AM
What I want to know is what all of this has to do with Becky Lynch being buried.
In all seriousness, though, I don't understand what they are thinking sometimes. The wrestlers, I mean. Oh well. See you three in 30 days.
Or never again. I used to have high hopes for Paige, and that part does touch my sads a bit.
[Edited on 8-19-2016 by Quentil]
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 01:23 AM
And coincidentally, in a decision not made at all in a state of panic and double suspended-diva embarrassment, Nikki Bella just got cleared by WWE to
return to the ring.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Count Zero
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 02:29 AM
I wish I could take credit for this joke, but I can't.
"It's going to be awesome if they play Eva Marie's music next week on SmackDown anyway."
Also, "All suspended everything!!!"
Cherokee Jack
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 02:45 AM
Well this should certainly help her standing in the company...
Eva Marie's husband tweets:
quote:When the public finds out why my wife was unjustly suspended they will be absolutely outraged! Official
statement and facts coming soon.
So what are the facts? That WWE supplied her with tainted hair dye?
I'm Cherokee Jack!
CamstunPWG187
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 03:01 AM
quote:Originally posted by royberto
quote:Originally posted by cardscott5
More like all PED everything
There may be foulness afoot: The last 3 wellness violations are:
Paige
Eva Marie
Del Rio
Their intials spell PED. It's a conspiracy! C-O-N-Spiracy!
Stealing quotes from 411, I see.
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 03:39 AM
quote:Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
Well this should certainly help her standing in the company...
Eva Marie's husband tweets:
quote:When the public finds out why my wife was unjustly suspended they will be absolutely outraged! Official
statement and facts coming soon.
So what are the facts? That WWE supplied her with tainted hair dye?
Her husband, diptard that he is, should know better-- you NEVER go full Adam Rose.
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
And coincidentally, in a decision not made at all in a state of panic and double suspended-diva embarrassment, Nikki Bella just got cleared by WWE to
return to the ring.
She has already been doing in-ring training with Bayley for a month now. So, there was no state of panic.
[Edited on 8-19-2016 by royberto]
[Edited on 8-19-2016 by royberto]
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 09:51 PM
She was medically cleared by the doctors that did the surgery on her. She wasn't cleared until yesterday by WWE itself for return to in-ring
work.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
royberto
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 10:47 PM
quote:Originally posted by Cherokee Jack
Well this should certainly help her standing in the company...
Eva Marie's husband tweets:
quote:When the public finds out why my wife was unjustly suspended they will be absolutely outraged! Official
statement and facts coming soon.
So what are the facts? That WWE supplied her with tainted hair dye?
He deleted the tweet. The rumor
going around is that the culprit for Eva Marie's welness violation is that it was an ingredient in the supplement Shredz. Eva Marie's
husband apparently has a financial stake in, and is sponsored by, Shredz. So, his "outage" is over the fact that she got a suspension for
supplements he makes money off of and gave to her. Apparently, he also gave free samples to other WWE talent. Here is the supplement in question:
https://shredz.com/
Take with a grain of salt, but if true, it would not be good for Eva.
royberto
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 10:49 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
She was medically cleared by the doctors that did the surgery on her. She wasn't cleared until yesterday by WWE itself for return to in-ring
work.
But she has been down at the Performance Center training in the ring with Bayley for the past month. That means she was probably close
to being ready for TV to begin with.
Heck, WWE even posted a video last month of a chat with Nikki talking about stepping back in the ring and clearly showing Nikki in the ring training
with Bayley:
What they just cleared her for was to return to TV. She was actually cleared to get back in the ring a month ago.
[Edited on 8-19-2016 by royberto]
[Edited on 8-19-2016 by royberto]
CM Crunk
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posted on 8-19-2016 at 11:03 PM
I seem to remember hearing that Daniel Bryan was regularly training down at the PC In anticipation of a potential return before getting the news that
he had to retire. I would imagine there is a difference between being medically cleared by a doctor to resume training at the PC (or any other
facility) and OFFICIALLY being cleared by WWE's doctors to resume WORKING. That's my take, at least.
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
I seem to remember hearing that Daniel Bryan was regularly training down at the PC In anticipation of a potential return before getting the news that
he had to retire. I would imagine there is a difference between being medically cleared by a doctor to resume training at the PC (or any other
facility) and OFFICIALLY being cleared by WWE's doctors to resume WORKING. That's my take, at least.
Oh, I agree, but I was just
debunking this clearance being a panic move. It's pretty clear she has been taking bumps and training for a month already. It wouldn't
take her long to get into TV ready form.
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posted on 8-20-2016 at 12:34 AM
The 8-pack on the dude in the main page of Shredz's website is just fucking ridiculous (and likely enhanced by photoshop)
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posted on 8-20-2016 at 12:54 AM
Honestly, I know a lot of people are down on her, but I'll be very glad to have Nikki back on the shows. She can keep up just fine in the ring
and is plenty over, heel or face. It'll be an interesting dynamic to have her be full solo, with Bri retired.
I also wonder what her new finisher is going to be, since she can't do the Rack Attack anymore.
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posted on 8-20-2016 at 01:17 AM
Her Alabama Slam is pretty damn impressive. I hope that it gets upgraded to finisher.
anglefan85
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posted on 8-20-2016 at 02:57 AM
Personally, I think she should use the elbow strike:
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posted on 8-20-2016 at 07:27 AM
EM says it was Adderall, that she has a prescription for, and that the error occurred because she didn't submit some kind of forms to WWE to
approve her being on it. Odds are she's on it to lose weight as one of it's side-effects is to stifle hunger. It would be ironic though if
she ended up on it because all the relentless booing from the smarks in the NXT crowd ended up giving her a legit anxiety disorder. Words hurt tOO,
you bullying OO Universe fucks!
Her meathead of a husband has also backed off from his bullshit threats to "blow the lid off" of whatever the hell it was he was ranting about which
would indicate that someone told him to knock it off before he ended up Adam Rose-ing his wife's career. Way to go, genius.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 8-20-2016 at 05:13 PM
Adderall is the least damning and embarassing substance to be caught on, coincedentally it's the most common substance that people get caught on
across all sports.WWE and the wrestlers don't have a legal obligation to reveal what they got caught on, and could just throw something out
there to stop people from assuming and digging.
Not saying this is the case with absolute certainty but we shouldn't take them on face value when they say why somebody was suspended.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 8-20-2016 at 06:11 PM
All I know about Adderall is what Billy Bob Thornton said to a drug dealer in the first season of Fargo, as he was poisoning Oliver Platt's
character with it to drive him nuts. "I want him bouncing off the walls like a 300-lb twelve-year-old on Adderall", or words to that effect. Where
can I get some?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 8-20-2016 at 06:48 PM
quote:Originally posted by GodEatGod
Honestly, I know a lot of people are down on her, but I'll be very glad to have Nikki back on the shows. She can keep up just fine in the ring
and is plenty over, heel or face. It'll be an interesting dynamic to have her be full solo, with Bri retired.
I also wonder what her new finisher is going to be, since she can't do the Rack Attack anymore.
She does have the forearm smash. One of
the last ones she delivered to Paige looked stiff as all hell.
