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Registered 1-11-2004 Location Hippieville Member Is Offline
Mood: Fuck USC
posted on 9-3-2016 at 10:58 PM
College Football 2016
And we're off!
Great opening weekend* lineup.
All 5 of my "axis of evil" teams are playing games that could very well be losses:
#3 ranked Oklahoma has already lost to Houston despite Houston being 11.5 point underdogs. Boomer Sooner, indeed! (fuck them!!!!)
UCLA is down to Texas A&M; in the 3rd quarter (I'm still scratching my head re: how a #16 team could be a 3 point underdog to an unranked
team...
USC plays Alabama in the biggest game of the day.
Florida State takes on Ole Miss later
And Notre Dame plays my Longhorns tomorrow night in a game that will likely decide Charlie Strong's future as head coach of Texas.
Elsewhere, Mississippi State lost to South Alabama despite being 28 point favorites. Probably the biggest upset of the day.
And Wisconsin is up on LSU.
Suffice it to say, I'm very happy to have this back.
*ok yeah there was a game last weekend re: Cal vs. Hawaii, but who cares.
Don't Mess With Texas
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7669
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is Online
Mood: ChinceMcMahon
posted on 9-3-2016 at 11:23 PM
What's this year's rape completions vs. rape attempts forecast looking like? Has the judge/prosecutors strategy of "don't want to
ruin a young man's bright future over a single instance" been factored in?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
williamssl
Steers and Queers
Posts 7764
Registered 1-11-2004 Location Hippieville Member Is Offline
Mood: Fuck USC
posted on 9-4-2016 at 12:30 AM
There's this.
quote:
(USC players) Masina and Hill assaulted the woman at Hill's off-campus apartment on July 14 after giving her marijuana, Xanax and alcohol, the
court documents allege.
The documents say Masina also shot the assault on video and sent it to the victim's ex-boyfriend.
Masina alone assaulted the same woman in his home state of Utah on July 26, the documents allege.
Don't Mess With Texas
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7669
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is Online
Mood: ChinceMcMahon
posted on 9-4-2016 at 03:42 AM
quote:All these guys know how to do is win football games! And certain other off-field activities as well but we won't get into that right
now.........
- every broadcast booth team on the air these days
[Edited on 9/4/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
The Immortal One
Posts 4048
Registered 1-28-2013 Member Is Online
Mood: #MOOGA
posted on 9-4-2016 at 07:06 AM
Speaking of rape, they did it Tex. Those PED-inbred-human-ape* hybrids at Bamalama fucked USC. And Lo, It Was Good.
*Relax, Offendkateers, there are gigantic honkaloid-themed apes on that team to provide cover for my barely restrained bigotry**.
**Racism. I probably meant racism.***
***Jimmy crack corn, muhfuggers.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
Posts 7669
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is Online
Mood: ChinceMcMahon
posted on 9-18-2016 at 02:35 AM
That an adult male coach is actually named "Jimbo" is enough reason to start playing all-Florida addresses with the NukeMap ageen. Tallahassee =
100 MT Tsar Bomba, but Pensacola only gets a 1 kT because dammit I liked that sexy show with the fighter planes in it.
Don't wanna be too mean to FLA though. After that display of complete moral inversion Penn State put on today there aren't enough nukes in
the world to clean their particular brand of filth that apparently the entire university and surrounding towns publicly supports from the face of the
earth. Aside from the money factor what is it specifically about this sport where it exists that lends itself so well to exterminating all
recognizable human decency from what would otherwise be mostly normal people?
Scum of the earth @PennStateFball pic.twitter.com/XYMeiM2yC4
—
CanesInSight (@CanesInSight) September 17, 2016
[Edited on 9/18/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
The Immortal One
Posts 4048
Registered 1-28-2013 Member Is Online
Mood: #MOOGA
posted on 9-18-2016 at 04:39 AM
As an advocate of the State of Florida taking a Tsar Bomba or two (whether I'm proximate to the blast is no difference to me) I cannot fathom
the depths of the apparently endemic Jo Pa/Sandusky support amongst the Penn State faithful as it pertains to boy buggery. Because foosball.
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
Posts 7669
Registered 1-19-2008 Location Stupid Idiot Section Member Is Online
Mood: ChinceMcMahon
posted on 9-18-2016 at 05:02 AM
Things like this are why I repeatedly re-read Garth Ennis' Punisher comics and want to see the justice dealt within spread out to the world at
large. Hello, Jameis? Yeah, there's someone at the gate who says he has an appointment to see you. Large guy, oldish, lots of scars, says his
name is Frank. Should I buzz him in?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
The Immortal One
Posts 4048
Registered 1-28-2013 Member Is Online
Mood: #MOOGA
posted on 9-18-2016 at 06:22 AM
He gots crah'leggz? Sheeeeiiiiiiiit, sennimup dawg!
FOOSBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
