bigfatgoalie
The Man 
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| posted on 9-6-2016 at 03:15 AM |
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The Club has been the odd man out of the Indy darlings the WWE has signed recently. They have a great finishing move, but seem lacking on the mic, and
near boring levels in the ring. Shows the advantage of going to NXT.
Makes AJ going from NJPW to main event WWE star that much more shocking.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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| posted on 9-6-2016 at 03:22 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by lz4005
quote:
Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Gonna be great when he comes out next week all covered in Tuck tape.
Tuck tape is what I have under my g-string when I dress like a sexy lady.
Is your favourite dress made out of Nia Jax sized gals?
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
The Rowdy One 
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| posted on 9-6-2016 at 03:27 AM |
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Nia and Blown Headgasket will make fine thick boned children. Why did that person I literally can't recall the name of step to Ms. Jax like
that? If Nia was hongry enough and so desired there would be nothing left but neckbone, fake nails, and weave.
BLOWWWWWWNNNNNN!
ETA: Gifs. So pretty. Would you gif me? I'd gif me so hard...:
[Edited on 9-6-2016 by janerd75]
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Then Jean-Paul climbs into the ring and bleeds right through the tampon. - merc
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Il Palazzo
Fella
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So either this is finally a step up from Brood Stiltman squashing jobbers to an actual feud, or Sin Cara's been busted down to jobber status.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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the return of CRAZY ALICIA FOX!!!
And BRAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGH SQUASHMAN finally gets some "quality opposition". The jobbergasm is over, J-Nerds. My condolences to you & your family.
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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Dunno what The Rick is talking aboot. That was another fine Bruise Slowjam production. 
ETA: He should have pi�ata'd Sin Cara's head Red Viper style. Muh dreamz is shattered...
[Edited on 9-6-2016 by janerd75]
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Then Jean-Paul climbs into the ring and bleeds right through the tampon. - merc
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The Hitcher
Fella
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Brawny Stronkman: *Assaults Sin Cara outside the ring* "GET OUT OF MY RING!
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Il Palazzo
Fella
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I did enjoy Borg Shermanhemsley running Sin Cara down after the fact. SPOOKY BIG MAN RUN FAST GO BOOM!
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
ETA: Gifs. So pretty. Would you gif me? I'd gif me so hard...:
Pour vous, from something that came out of nowhere that was incredibly well booked:
Not much need for the gifs tonight. This one has the smell of Vince & Bukkuky thinking way too much as they went over the final script. Nothing good,
nothing horribly bad, just kinda duh-duh.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
The Rowdy One
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| posted on 9-6-2016 at 03:40 AM |
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#Paddleblessed #dicksoutforalbertatruckstopbeav
Moohlah?!? MOOLAH?!?!?!
Also, this does not sound good. Edge-esque.
ETA: I am such a fucking Sasha mark. A Sa'mark if yew wheel, daddeh. WHEW!
[Edited on 9-6-2016 by janerd75]
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Then Jean-Paul climbs into the ring and bleeds right through the tampon. - merc
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Il Palazzo
Fella
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Hooray! Dana Brooke for the save. Sasha had me convinced things were craptastic, but that pretty much told me otherwise. It's kind of depressing
that it's gotten so easy for someone to come out and deliver a promo that could easily lead into "a part of my body is now insanely bad, so
I'm outta here before I die" ending and it's hard to tell if it's going to be true or not.
You did it, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack.
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Matte
"Family Man" 
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| posted on 9-6-2016 at 03:45 AM |
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I think Sasha just let us know that we are a bunch of puppets.
"I'm a professional. I know exactly what I'm doing." - Jeff Hardy
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bigfatgoalie
The Man
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So close to a Roman free RAW.
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TonyTH
Showstopper 
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| posted on 9-6-2016 at 04:09 AM |
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Thank God Booman gets a shot.
[Edited on 9-6-2016 by TonyTH]
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The Hitcher
Fella
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Roman comes down to attack Owens after he's been through a match because he's pissed another man beat him up last week.
Owens friend comes down to defend him because he's just been through a match and isn't really in peak condition to be fending off
Reigns.
Owens is portrayed as the heel in this confrontation by the commentary team.
Wat?
[Edited on 9-6-2016 by The Hitcher]
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OORick
Intellectual Savior of the Masses 
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quote:
Originally posted by bigfatgoalie
So close to a Roman free RAW.
I'll spin it a bit different: so close to a good use of Roman on RAW.
As soon as he came out, I had a vision, and it was good. Roman says nothing, just goes after Owens because, let's face it, he got screwed as
much as Rollins did last week. Jericho for the save. Rollins for the re-save. Rollins and Reigns clean house, and then back into one another. They
turn. They stare each other down. But they lower their hands, and end RAW with a moment of quiet mutual respect.
Long term, it sets up the tenuous relationship between those two, and how if both are enemies of The Authority, well, then the enemy of my enemy is my
friend... and so Reigns and Rollins actually get a long. For a while. Until one or the other reveals he's been in cahoots with HHH all along.
Short term, it sets up the incredible awesomeness that would be Owens/Jericho vs. Rollins/Reigns, where neither team is QUITE what they appear to be.
But you can get at least a month's worth of mileage out of it, before you do any reveals.
Instead, we get that craptastic ending, in which Reigns is just given the auto-pass into the WWEU Title picture, to the delight of no one, instead of
doing the more organic/slow burn story to get him there. Boo.
Rick
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PB-13
Showstopper
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If nothing else, got to see a couple of workers from Harley Race's World League Wrestling on Raw tonight: Bo's opponent was
"Kickin'" Kyle Roberts and Nia's victim was Miss Monica Passeri(legit from Italy).
-PB
RIP My Friend Mark, 1991-2016
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GodEatGod
Showstopper 
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I figure Roman probably gets jumped by Rusev next week (when he'll be back from his Bulgarian wedding), costing the Big Dog the match and
keeping it Seth/Owens to start. I do expect Seth and Roman to get uncomfortably tag-teamed together at some point, probably right before the Clash
against JeriKO.
I dunno. This episode was okay, but had a lot of dead spots. Sasha's speech was too long (and, honestly, she's a better heel, so I hope
she turns on Bayley for trying to get in on her rematch). The New Day feud is dragging. I just fast forward through all the Titus/Darren segments. The
fans were NOT buying into that Bo squash (and really, his new finisher is CrossRhodes? Really? I know he needed a better finish, but c'mon).
Seth/Jericho and KO/Zayn were, of course, really good, although I felt like Seth and Jericho had chemistry issues. Maybe because Seth hasn't
worked babyface in years, the timing was just funky sometimes.
I actually enjoy the sort of weird Steph/Mick relationship and how it isn't all cut and dry. It helps that Mick can perform that sort of nuance
well.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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Longest reigning Universal Champion is fantastic. So is It!
Owens vs Rollins was going to be a craptastic match. Roman's likely insertion into the match will save it. Why can't he be the first
real feud for Braun and put him over as a legit tough guy? No I don't want to see that but I like it when two things I don't like /
care about get paired so I don't have to pay attention.
Gee I guess now we get Cesaro overcoming insurmountable odds to come back and win the best of 7 series.
Has Dana Brooke done porn?
[Edited on 9-6-2016 by williamssl]
Don't Mess With Texas
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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Naw. Just a butt selfie.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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Columbo
Showstopper 
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| posted on 9-6-2016 at 05:39 AM |
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Now granted I left halfway through RAM for some call of booty, but my biggest takeaway from that episode is that Jack Gallagher and Tozawa are gonna
be in the cruiserweight division and that's aok.
"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall,
which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale�s
campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a
fountain that cured syphilis."
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PB-13
Showstopper
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Just wish they didn't use Sin Cara to remind us about exactly how they've always treated cruiserweights: As cannon fodder.
-PB
RIP My Friend Mark, 1991-2016
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punkerhardcore
American Dream 
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That Dana ass pic... good goddamn. Her face may look like it's 50% latex and plastic, but that booty ain't booty.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
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anglefan85
Man of a Thousand Holds
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What in the everloving fuck was that?!
How did they go from being a solid show last week to this week being one of the worst Raws that I've seen in the past 20 years? Aside from
Rollins/Jericho, there was practically zero redeeming qualities, not to mention that godawful Old Day segment, which at this moment right now is the
most painful wrestling-related segment that I've seen all year. Not even Owens/Zayn could help this, and having Reigns standing tall over both
of them at the end was basically the cherry on the shit sundae. If last week showed us why we love wrestling, this week basically did the complete
opposite and gave us a product that non-fans will look at and go, "Why the hell do you watch this?"
A friend of mine was at the show and it got even worse after the show ended. Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens attacked Roman Reigns. Seth Rollins hit the
ring to make the save for Reigns as Jericho and Owens retreated. After the save, Reigns speared Rollins and celebrated to end the show.
They were telling me that while they were walking with their husband to the parking garage that a majority of the fans along the way were basically
saying how Clash of Champions is basically Raw's last shot at making them not just stick to Smackdown.
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
"She is an estrogen molotov cocktail. It'd be in your best interest not to piss her off."- My thoughts on Firewoman
"Kurt Angle is like a living vortex of the surreal. On the off chance he's not doing, saying or thinking crazy things, people connected to him
act crazy by association, caught in the gravitational pull of his insanity."- Ringout from FAN Forums
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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The backstage segment with Foley and Steph went way too long. They did get things back on track with the Owens and Rollins interaction in the ring.
Aside from Owens and Jericho's banter, the show went downhill fast. The New Day/Club segment may have been the worst thing we have seen on a
wrestling show in recent memory. The thought that you can just roll the New Day out there and give them a microphone and expect that everything they
do will go over like gangbusters, is very short sighted on the WWE's part. Also, what a slow castration of the Club. Those guys were ass
kickers in New Japan and now they have been reduced to participating in ridiculous, childish skits. Don't get it one bit. And to top
everything off, we get that shit sandwich of an ending. Who knew that the injury of Finn Balor, would result in the resurrection of the Roman push?
The just don't get that unless something drastic is done with Reigns character, the boofest will never end!
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