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Author: Subject: OOfficial Discussion Thread for: RAW (September 5, 2016)
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posted on 9-6-2016 at 04:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Columbo
Now granted I left halfway through RAM for some call of booty, but my biggest takeaway from that episode is that Jack Gallagher and Tozawa are gonna be in the cruiserweight division and that's aok.


I had the booty earlier but damn yeah, Gallagher is signed :-D

Didnt matter how shit anything was after that, for me anyway. The possibility of real wrestling on RAW in my lifetime. Well I'll be fucked.

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posted on 9-6-2016 at 04:44 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Gonna have to put up with the return of Roman to the main event scene for most of the month because Rusev won't be around for another three weeks to fuck him up. He and Lana are going to be on vacation almost until October.

As for putting faith in SD I think the Bo Dallas push kind of means that SD will be as fucked up as RAW is. If getting drunk, belligerent, thrown off an airplane, and arrested for it means a push afterwards for Bo then there's certainly a chance that Eva Marie could become the first SD women's champ as "punishment" for her prescription drug fuck up. Maybe because Paige's last name isn't Rotunda and she might not be someone Vince wants to fuck it explains why she's apparently the only person along with Titus to actually get in trouble this year with this goofy company.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 9-6-2016 at 05:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Speaking of Rusev, it's funny when you think about how guys are paid... base salary/Downside, and then a cut of or bonuses for PPV, and the various shows they perform on... So that 3 week honeymoon gets to be crazy expensive when you work out how much money they are leaving on the table while off. He'd still get his downside probably, but the rest probably adds up to a nice chunk of change.

I mean worth it, but man that's gotta be a pain in the ass to work out how much a day off is going to cost you every time you want to take the family to Disneyland for an extended weekend or something.

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Given the photos of that house they bought in Memphis last year neither Rusev or Lana are hurting for money. With two WWE salaries, plus her outside modelling activities, they're probably doing really well. I imagine that these days WWE's got the contractor relationship running as smoothly as it can get. If US tax laws are anything like Canadian ones the performers can literally claim almost every expense on the road and their health insurance as deductions, which probably gets them breaking even or even getting refunds at the end of the year. Given WWE's size and general corporate efficiency they probably arrange everything down to the lowest level, from rental cars to flight arrangements to hotel bookings, where the performers don't have to make these arrangements for themselves. They merely have to pay for them and then send the paperwork on in to head office or to their own accountants.

From the outside it looks like a pretty sweet deal. Arrive in town, hit the hotel or arena gym to get buff before the show, do their match, then lather-rinse-repeat for the next event. Anyone who can keep their head straight and not get distracted by drinking too much/drugs/ring rats/etc. can make a killing in this business if they keep in line with what the company wants from them. I imagine by now it's such a smooth running machine that a performer would have to be a real retard to fuck up their end of the deal. It's not like the old days anymore where anyone not named Hogan was basically given a paycheque and left to figure the rest of it out on their own.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 9-6-2016 at 10:32 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So...what do they do with Bayley now?





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posted on 9-10-2016 at 07:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CM Crunk
KO in fancy dress attire looks like the manager of the finest all you can eat afternoon seafood buffet/topless dancing bar in all of Kissimmee.

Brilliant.

Elsewhere:

* Steph has always been very good at promos, but she has had an incredible 3 months.� That stuff with Foley was fantastic.
* I could see a lot more of Jericho/Rollins.�
* OK, so how epic can they make this comeback from 0-3 down for Cesaro?
* Enzo & Cass are so much fun.
* Attitude Era stuff from Gallows & Anderson.� Took way to long.
* I like Titus.� I'm not buying his character's motivation for this feud.
* Thumbs up for Trolling Sasha.
* Zayn/Owens ended as it should once you saw Reigns's involvement, which WAS suited to his character. Less talk, more action from Roman will help his image.

[Edited on 9-10-2016 by Dominator]





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