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Let this be a repository for all of President Trump's lies and broken promises. All the things he said and promised in the campaign and then
forgot, changed, or repudiated once he was elected. Boy, are the conservatives gonna be pissed.
1. "Lock Her Up"
Trump now says, "That plays great before the election -- now we don't care, right?"
3. "Build That Wall"
�He�ll spend a lot of time controlling the border. He may not spend very much time trying to get Mexico to pay for it, but it was a great campaign
device,� Gingrich said.
Feel free to add to he list. It should get rather long.
[Edited on 12-21-2016 by CCharger]
[Edited on 12-21-2016 by CCharger]
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
williamssl
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 05:57 AM
Don't Mess With Texas
CCharger
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 02:43 PM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
I find it really disturbing that you post pictures of your mom on the internet.
Really off-putting.
[Edited on 12-22-2016 by CCharger]
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 05:32 PM
I am just assuming that is a representation of Trump and all the shit he will be spewing...
2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 05:47 PM
shitpost thread gets shitpost posts.
[Edited on 12-23-2016 by williamssl]
Don't Mess With Texas
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 06:33 PM
Basically, I expect none of this to matter. He won't put forth an agenda that he expects Congress to pass. Congress will try to go down their
own path. Instead, he will look for small victories that can grab headlines for a day (e.g., the Carrier factory) and then want to bask in the love
of his supporters.
As a result, the only thing that matters for Trump is what he might do to upset his key supporters because I don't think he is going to win over
anyone who doesn't like him. And, honestly, I don't think he can do anything to upset his key supporters. He has already demonstrated he
can say what he wants and they still stick with him. It isn't clear to me at all his supporters know what they want, so it's impossible
not to meet their undefined desires. So, I expect 4 years of Trump saying things that offends half the country and puffs up the other half while not
much gets done.
I only signed up so I can read the forum.
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 06:41 PM
To be honest his campaign was lacking any specific promises for him to break, besides the build the wall and lock her up, he spewed forth
generalizations and unmeasurables, drain the swamp (what does that mean?), everyone will say Merry Christmas (That is controlled by presidential edict
or companies not wanting to offend the 25% of their customers that don't celebrate xmas, but how is that measured anyway?)
I would rather just wait four years and have a thread discussing his accomplishments and how they benefitted/hurt his base.
2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 06:53 PM
At the end of four years the only real accomplishment they'll have will be from unleashing a massive venereal disease epidemic by nuking Planned
Parenthood because STD prevention is a huge part of what PP does. Ironic that the hard-core bible-thumps are going to get so much of all they wanted
in the endless culture war by hitching their wagon to probably the most secular hedonist that ever won the presidency.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
bopol
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 06:58 PM
quote:Originally posted by OOMike
To be honest his campaign was lacking any specific promises for him to break, besides the build the wall and lock her up, he spewed forth
generalizations and unmeasurables, drain the swamp (what does that mean?), everyone will say Merry Christmas (That is controlled by presidential edict
or companies not wanting to offend the 25% of their customers that don't celebrate xmas, but how is that measured anyway?)
I would rather just wait four years and have a thread discussing his accomplishments and how they benefitted/hurt his base.
The Christmas thing cracks me up because Trump is so clearly not a Christian and yet Christians everywhere want to pretend he is. Well, I should say
'psuedo-Christians' because the one thing this election has convinced me is that most people who say they are Christian aren't
followers of Christ.
I only signed up so I can read the forum.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 08:06 PM
As per PP, some Trump supporters are shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to discover that the promises to the religious right he intends to keep are gonna
kinda suck for a hell of a lot of people.
Wait until the ones who hated Obamacare so much find out the hard way that getting rid of it will also entail a full gutting of Medicare and
privatizing what's remaining of it, which is what the likes of Paul Ryan have been wanting all along. Those on Medicare or Obamacare who voted
for Trump and GOP congress-critters? Well, you kind of deserve what's going to happen to you because that level of stupidity really should be
painful.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
bopol
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posted on 12-22-2016 at 08:23 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
As per PP, some Trump supporters are shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to discover that the promises to the religious right he intends to keep are gonna
kinda suck for a hell of a lot of people.
Wait until the ones who hated Obamacare so much find out the hard way that getting rid of it will also entail a full gutting of Medicare and
privatizing what's remaining of it, which is what the likes of Paul Ryan have been wanting all along. Those on Medicare or Obamacare who voted
for Trump and GOP congress-critters? Well, you kind of deserve what's going to happen to you because that level of stupidity really should be
painful.
Don't worry; they will blame Obama.
I only signed up so I can read the forum.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 12-24-2016 at 04:51 AM
The nuclear weapon stuff today was simply off the hook.
Mery Krimmus, OO Universe.
[Edited on 12/24/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
OOMike
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posted on 12-27-2016 at 02:09 PM
Because being able to destroy the world five times over, just isn't enough.
2017 where Nazis are defended and being against Fascism is a bad thing.
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
The only OO columnist that has never written a column.
PB-13
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posted on 12-27-2016 at 07:29 PM
People literally don't care what Trump does because, in their minds, "Killary" would have been worse.
(See, it's clever because it's "Hillary" except with a "K" like "kill". Because she has people killed. Huzzah.)
-PB
RIP My Friend Mark, 1991-2016
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posted on 12-28-2016 at 09:05 PM
quote:Originally posted by bopol
Basically, I expect none of this to matter. He won't put forth an agenda that he expects Congress to pass. Congress will try to go down their
own path. Instead, he will look for small victories that can grab headlines for a day (e.g., the Carrier factory) and then want to bask in the love
of his supporters.
As a result, the only thing that matters for Trump is what he might do to upset his key supporters because I don't think he is going to win over
anyone who doesn't like him. And, honestly, I don't think he can do anything to upset his key supporters. He has already demonstrated he
can say what he wants and they still stick with him. It isn't clear to me at all his supporters know what they want, so it's impossible
not to meet their undefined desires. So, I expect 4 years of Trump saying things that offends half the country and puffs up the other half while not
much gets done.
Hopefully this.
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posted on 1-13-2017 at 02:46 AM
Here's another broken promise by our PEOTUS:
* Said during the election he would not do business once elected president, but during his news conference yesterday, he said that he discussed a $2
billion deal with a Dubai businessman Hussein Damack last weekend, but decided against it.
Also, The British bookie Ladbrokes is taking bets on whether Trump finishes his first term. Currently the implied probability that he either resigns
or is impeached before Jan 20, 2021, is 52%.
[Edited on 1-13-2017 by CCharger]
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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posted on 1-13-2017 at 10:45 PM
quote:Originally posted by CCharger
Also, The British bookie Ladbrokes is taking bets on whether Trump finishes his first term. Currently the implied probability that he either resigns
or is impeached before Jan 20, 2021, is 52%.
His ego won't let him resign (and if he does, you mark my words, there will be "health issues"), but every single time that baby-fingered piss
goblin tweets I think it moves his inevitable impeachment up by 15 minutes.
The one thing helping me sleep at night is my utter childlike faith that he'll do himself in within two years. Nixon wasn't smart enough
to get away with all of his shit, and Trump isn't nearly as brilliant as Nixon.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
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posted on 1-14-2017 at 08:18 PM
quote:Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
His ego won't let him resign (and if he does, you mark my words, there will be "health issues"), but every single time that baby-fingered piss
goblin tweets I think it moves his inevitable impeachment up by 15 minutes.
The one thing helping me sleep at night is my utter childlike faith that he'll do himself in within two years. Nixon wasn't smart enough
to get away with all of his shit, and Trump isn't nearly as brilliant as Nixon.
Yeah, but I don't think a Nixon-level scandal would be enough to bring Trump down. Watergate happened at a point in history when Nixon and his
party couldn't brush off overwhelming evidence of wrongdoing. No matter what awful shit Trump gets caught doing, no matter how clear the
evidence is, he'll deny it, all his supporters in right-wing media will say it's made up, the vast majority of his ground-level supporters
will refuse to believe it and Republican lawmakers won't have the guts to make a stand on it. Now, if the Republicans lose the House and Senate,
that might be a different story.
ETA: Or he'll say it's totally OK because he says so, right-wing media will parrot the line and ground-level supporters will throw a
temper tantrum claiming he's being treated unfairly.
[Edited on 1/14/2017 by G. Jonah Jameson]
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posted on 1-21-2017 at 01:49 AM
So is the Trump hats being made in China his first official broken promise?
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posted on 1-21-2017 at 04:46 AM
Who told you that? The failing New York Times or the failing Washington Post? Fake news! Sad!
merc
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posted on 1-21-2017 at 05:03 PM
I woke this morning stunned to see that the sun came up.
In other news
Blacks have not been enslaved as feared
GLBT&FO; are not being rounded up for genocide
LE Has not acted en mass to round up Illegals
Www.whitehouse.gov has been updated
What kind of a bizarro world is this?
Liberals promised soooo much would happen.
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
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posted on 1-21-2017 at 06:06 PM
quote:Originally posted by merc
I woke this morning stunned to see that the sun came up.
In other news
Blacks have not been enslaved as feared
GLBT&FO; are not being rounded up for genocide
LE Has not acted en mass to round up Illegals
Www.whitehouse.gov has been updated
What kind of a bizarro world is this?
Liberals promised soooo much would happen.
Clearly, people who are afraid of civil liberties being taken away have NOTHING to worry about.
[Edited on 1-21-2017 by denverpunk]
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posted on 1-21-2017 at 06:13 PM
quote:Originally posted by merc
I woke this morning stunned to see that the sun came up.
In other news
Blacks have not been enslaved as feared
GLBT&FO; are not being rounded up for genocide
LE Has not acted en mass to round up Illegals
Www.whitehouse.gov has been updated
What kind of a bizarro world is this?
Liberals promised soooo much would happen.
And Obama was going to rake away your guns.
Trump did make it more expensive to buy a home.
And is starting to process to repeal ACA with no replacement.
Oh...and he's on his 1st vacation.
Paddlefoot
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posted on 1-21-2017 at 08:13 PM
Not exactly too impressed with the quality of the "resistance" thus far. The women marching today wearing their pussy hats when they should have
been openly carrying rifles instead makes it even worse. We need valkyries, furies, amazons, and shield maidens at this moment now, ladies, not a
legion of Lena Dunham clones going on about their vayjays and the feelings associated with them.
Here come the white college-age kids. Like, wow.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
merc
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posted on 1-21-2017 at 08:40 PM
Actually what "we" need is for foreigners to let us govern our country. Fuckin Russian hackers, Chinese money manipulators and Canadian fucktards
ruinin our great Republic.
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
