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Author: Subject: Rumor Crap 2017, pt. 1: The First Hot Steaming Slice!
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posted on 1-4-2017 at 11:47 PM Edit Post






You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 1-4-2017 at 11:56 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:
Originally posted by royberto

That's fine. I was talking ABOUT you, not TO you. Though I can understand you don't know the difference, since you don't seem to handle rational discussions very well -- clinging to your opinions (which you often try-and-fail-to-disguise as "popular opinion" or "fact") wherever it suits you best.

If there were an ignore list here, I wouldn't even be aware you existed anymore. Take solace in that if you will.


CZ that's the beauty of the bold name and AV (should Roy ever get one). Glance before reading and keep scrolling. More manual than clicking ignore but just as effective. I have two on my list and haven't had to read a thing they have typed.

No charge.





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posted on 1-5-2017 at 12:42 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
It's the obsessive hatred for Charlotte and the belief in a massive bury-Becky-Lynch conspiracy that makes it all possible.


to be fair, i'm not that crazy about her either... Sometimes, especially when she "Wooo!"s, I find myself wondering if Reid wasn't really deceased, and actually pulled a Caitlin Jenner....


Just sayin'...

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posted on 1-5-2017 at 02:17 AM Edit Post
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If no ban, then how about a custom status of "Cunt"? Or would the custom status be too "cool" for him?


It's really not that hard. All I had to do was quote the 1st post in a thread as the 2nd poster. Just cacth a mod on the rag and you're set.

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posted on 1-5-2017 at 03:13 AM Edit Post
Dixie out at TNA

https://mobile.twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/816806545728147456





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posted on 1-5-2017 at 04:03 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by coxito
It's really not that hard. All I had to do was quote the 1st post in a thread as the 2nd poster. Just cacth a mod on the rag and you're set.

Will somebody please ban this fucking guy?





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posted on 1-5-2017 at 04:13 AM Edit Post
Gambit3 for av of the year





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posted on 1-5-2017 at 04:26 AM Edit Post
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Gambit3 for av of the year


Put it in fucking reminder thread.





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posted on 1-5-2017 at 07:15 AM Edit Post
* Coach expanded on his comments earlier as to why WWE will not take on Ronda Rousey after her beat-down at the hands of Amanda Nunes at UFC 207; apparently Rousey lost two movies roles after the lost to Holly Holm because the producers were convinced her invincible image was shattered; basically it all revolves around that WWE is not in the business of rebuilding broken public images and also because there are too many indications that Rousey doesn't have the personality that can handle criticism, especially if multiple-thousands of fans get on her case at a venue like WrestleMania:

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2017/0104/620923/jonathan-coachman-on-why-broken-star-ronda-rousey-will-never/

Realistically speaking the smart money would be to trust Coach and his still-existing connections inside WWE, unless all that Vince knows about Rousey is what he saw in that Expendables movies and he screams at someone to hire her while "she's still a hot item".

* Brock got a one-year suspension from the US Anti-Doping Agency that will be in effect for a year from the no-contest fight at UFC 200, so even if he wants to return to the MMA scene he can't appear in a sanctioned fight until after July 15, 2017





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 1-5-2017 at 01:06 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by royberto
This is very fascinating. They take personal shots at me. Then when I respond and call out their trolling, they whine about wanting me banned. It seems they can dish it out, but they can't take it.



I think Cam wanted ME banned for 'trolling' you, but I could be wrong.

However, I wasn't trolling you, it was a genuine question. Typically, when someone says "finally got round to..." implies that said act has been possible for a while, and they've only just done it. For example, tonight I will finally get around to watching last weeks NXT and Rosenberg's show, even though they've both been available for days/ over a week in one case.

When you said 'finally' on Monday I assumed there was more than 1 episode, and you were catching up on last weeks show... I thought it debuted this week; so wanted to check I hadn't fallen two weeks behind, because if I had, I'd have prioritised watching it.

Just a miscommunication/misunderstanding, blown out of proportion by Cam- let's ban him for it

[Edited on 1-5-2017 by Gobshite]





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posted on 1-5-2017 at 01:52 PM Edit Post
Gob,
The confusion is easy to understand. No one asks Berto legit questions. Doing so may get you banned.





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posted on 1-5-2017 at 01:52 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Gobshite
quote:
Originally posted by royberto
This is very fascinating. They take personal shots at me. Then when I respond and call out their trolling, they whine about wanting me banned. It seems they can dish it out, but they can't take it.



I think Cam wanted ME banned for 'trolling' you, but I could be wrong.

However, I wasn't trolling you, it was a genuine question. Typically, when someone says "finally got round to..." implies that said act has been possible for a while, and they've only just done it. For example, tonight I will finally get around to watching last weeks NXT and Rosenberg's show, even though they've both been available for days/ over a week in one case.

When you said 'finally' on Monday I assumed there was more than 1 episode, and you were catching up on last weeks show... I thought it debuted this week; so wanted to check I hadn't fallen two weeks behind, because if I had, I'd have prioritised watching it.

Just a miscommunication/misunderstanding, blown out of proportion by Cam- let's ban him for it

[Edited on 1-5-2017 by Gobshite]
Understood. With all the real trolling going on by certain others in this thread, the troll detector is susceptible to false positives now and again.

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posted on 1-5-2017 at 11:36 PM Edit Post
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Dixie out at TNA

https://mobile.twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/816806545728147456


Not sure that reads as Dixie being "out" of TNA, more that she'll also be taking on roles with TFN as a whole, potentially "as well"...

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posted on 1-6-2017 at 12:41 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by merc
CZ that's the beauty of the bold name and AV (should Roy ever get one). Glance before reading and keep scrolling. More manual than clicking ignore but just as effective. I have two on my list and haven't had to read a thing they have typed.

No charge.
I'm glad you didn't charge, because I'm not paying for that. I'd prefer to not even waste time "roy-screening", because that's valuable seconds I could be using to pick my nose, or something more important. We live in the 21st century. If I can't have a flying car, I want ignore-lists dammit.

quote:
Originally posted by coxito

It's really not that hard. All I had to do was quote the 1st post in a thread as the 2nd poster. Just cacth a mod on the rag and you're set.
These days, that's like catching a leprechaun or something equally rare.

[Edited on 1-5-2017 by Count Zero]

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posted on 1-6-2017 at 02:34 AM Edit Post
Hmm, I have three possible posting ideas to this:

1) Maybe LuckyLopez will come back and save the day with his mod skills.

2) Wait, OO has moderation?

3) Just stop giving a fuck about the sandy vaginas of a couple posters and enjoy the good bits.

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posted on 1-6-2017 at 02:57 AM Edit Post
Damn you.





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posted on 1-6-2017 at 07:19 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by GodEatGod


There's a thread for that! http://oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31662

[Edited on 1-6-2017 by Matte]





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posted on 1-6-2017 at 07:43 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by Matte
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Originally posted by GodEatGod


There's a thread for that! http://oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31662


Yeah, the thing is, I don't really give a shit.

[Edited on 1-6-2017 by Matte]





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posted on 1-6-2017 at 08:02 AM Edit Post
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Yeah, the thing is, I don't really give a shit.

Overruled. Post relocated to NXT thread.

YAY MOD THINGS!





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posted on 1-6-2017 at 01:39 PM Edit Post
I'd ask to be a mod but I figure not doing so should keep me out of the eventual OO murder/suicide bullying class action lawsuit. Hopefully.

Anyway, can I get a new status thing? CUMedian may have ran its course ... all over your faces!

Also, can we start non-wrestling rumors here? Rumor has it my mom just took an ancestory test. Turns out I'm 2.5% African. Oh ... wait ... not a rumor. That actually happened. Bantu Tribe represent!





Braun Strowman guy.

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posted on 1-6-2017 at 04:25 PM Edit Post
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quote:
Originally posted by royberto
This is very fascinating. They take personal shots at me. Then when I respond and call out their trolling, they whine about wanting me banned. It seems they can dish it out, but they can't take it.



I think Cam wanted ME banned for 'trolling' you, but I could be wrong.

However, I wasn't trolling you, it was a genuine question. Typically, when someone says "finally got round to..." implies that said act has been possible for a while, and they've only just done it. For example, tonight I will finally get around to watching last weeks NXT and Rosenberg's show, even though they've both been available for days/ over a week in one case.

When you said 'finally' on Monday I assumed there was more than 1 episode, and you were catching up on last weeks show... I thought it debuted this week; so wanted to check I hadn't fallen two weeks behind, because if I had, I'd have prioritised watching it.

Just a miscommunication/misunderstanding, blown out of proportion by Cam- let's ban him for it

[Edited on 1-5-2017 by Gobshite]


I was talking about berto, ass. Who else thinks YOU, of all people, need to be banned?

Fuck it, he ain't going anywhere. Times iz TOUGH!

[Edited on 1-6-2017 by CamstunPWG187]

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posted on 1-6-2017 at 08:27 PM Edit Post
Rumor fuel:




[Edited on 1-6-2017 by Matte]





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posted on 1-6-2017 at 10:51 PM Edit Post
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Rumor fuel:




[Edited on 1-6-2017 by Matte]


Rumor has it I thought Kenny Omega and Spirit Squad Kenny were the same person until about 2 months ago.





Braun Strowman guy.

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posted on 1-6-2017 at 10:54 PM Edit Post
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Rumor has it I thought Kenny Omega and Spirit Squad Kenny were the same person until about 2 months ago.
Meltzer is reporting that this made me lol. ...Okay, maybe not Meltzer, but "sources".

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posted on 1-7-2017 at 04:39 AM Edit Post
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Originally posted by DKBroiler
Rumor has it I thought Kenny Omega and Spirit Squad Kenny were the same person until about 2 months ago.
Meltzer is reporting that this made me lol. ...Okay, maybe not Meltzer, but "sources".


Well for once "sources" got something right. For seriously like 8 years I thought that Spirit
Squad Kenny became an Indy sensation. I only Googled Kenny Omega out of confusion in like November.





Braun Strowman guy.

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