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Subject: Rumor Crap 2017, pt. 1: The First Hot Steaming Slice!
Slick
Creepy Little Bastard
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 06:13 PM
So the Raw PPV for July is called "Great Balls of Fire".
Ok terrific!!
[Edited on 4-28-2017 by Slick]
anglefan85
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 06:51 PM
I now wanna see someone cut an absolutely serious, stone-faced promo where they have to namedrop that PPV.
Reigns: "At Great Balls of Fire, there's gonna be a Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin On. Believe that."
[Edited on 4-28-2017 by anglefan85]
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
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"Kurt Angle is like a living vortex of the surreal. On the off chance he's not doing, saying or thinking crazy things, people connected to him
act crazy by association, caught in the gravitational pull of his insanity."- Ringout from FAN Forums
CCharger
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 06:53 PM
Obviously, it's a gimmick PPV. Only WWE superstars who have gotten an STD from Paige will wrestle.
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
janerd75
The Great One
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 07:08 PM
quote:Originally posted by CCharger
Obviously, it's a gimmick PPV. Only WWE superstars who have gotten an STD from Paige will wrestle.
So then it'll be a PPV where every WWE Superstar will be performing?
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
royberto
Showstopper
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 09:02 PM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
Also, you can't both be a troll and be all "ignore the trolls" without being forced to ignore yourself. Well, you can, but that's
called being a hypocrite.
Go back to rationalizing how your perpetual bitching is somehow ok but when others do it, it is not. Actually, don't.
I'm not a
troll. I'm not the one trying to rile up another poster with Becky Lynch photos or comments about her.
I don't have to rationalize either. My rants are completely consistent. The womens division is all about Charlotte only and Becky is booked like
shit. Bitching about something, getting what you want, and then bitching that you don't want that is the issue I was calling out. Two
completely different situations. Apparently that is too hard a concept for you to grasp.
williamssl
Steers and Queers
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 09:29 PM
quote:Originally posted by royberto
Bitching about something, getting what you want, and then bitching that you don't want that is the issue I was calling out. Two completely
different situations. Apparently that is too hard a concept for you to grasp.
Ahem....
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
Please name one person here who bitched both about the match being for the title and being non-title. I have seen both sides of it and personally
fall in the latter, while also being in the "the entire feud is stupid" camp. Methinks you're seeing both from different people and then
fantastically grouping them all together. I could be wrong though - you're the one who got triggered.
You respond to everything except the core of what set you off to begin with which I am saying shouldn't have set you off because it didn't
happen..or if it did, please provide evidence.
I think I'll start referring to you as Trumpberto.
EDIT: A very valid point you could have made would have been about WWE being damned if they do / damned if they don't...that no matter what
they did with the match (make it title vs non-title), there were going to be, and are, vocal naysayers on either side. I don't know that
anyone would disagree with that....and that would then open up the discussion of the booking corner WWE backed themselves into.
But you didn't make that valid point. You attempted to make a different point which was that the very same people who were bitching about it
being title were now bitching about it being non-title. I have called bullshit on that and asked you to back it up. You still haven't. You
are Trump asserting that Obama wiretapped your phone. Go!
[Edited on 4-28-2017 by williamssl]
Don't Mess With Texas
DKBroiler
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 09:41 PM
Royberto posts matter.
Braun Strowman guy.
williamssl
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 09:43 PM
They matter bigly.
EDIT:
Trumpberto's forthcoming response, stealing my damn schtick:
[Edited on 4-29-2017 by williamssl]
Don't Mess With Texas
First 9
The Rowdy One
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 10:20 PM
Their marketing department is hilariously horrendous. How the hell did ''Great Balls of Fire'' make the cut?
[Edited on 4-28-2017 by First 9]
Chris Is Good517
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 10:25 PM
quote:Originally posted by First 9
Their marketing department is hilariously horrendous. How the hell did ''Great Balls of Fire'' make the cut?
That is TNA levels of horrible.
Monday Night Flaw, a podcast about professional wrestling starring OO's own
Figure Foreskin as Andy the Smarmy Host and Chris Is Good517 as Cousin Balki.
anglefan85
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 11:08 PM
Brock is going to be on this show, so you know Heyman is going to have to sell this.
"At Great Balls of Fire, when my client, BROCK LESNAR, steps foot into that ring, there's gonna be a Whole Lotta Suplexin' Going On."
The WWE: Where no one wins, unless you like Cena, in which case you are a sad little fanboy who will never get laid, but we are happy to take your
money away-Moosehead Jack
"She is an estrogen molotov cocktail. It'd be in your best interest not to piss her off."- My thoughts on Firewoman
"Kurt Angle is like a living vortex of the surreal. On the off chance he's not doing, saying or thinking crazy things, people connected to him
act crazy by association, caught in the gravitational pull of his insanity."- Ringout from FAN Forums
Paddlefoot
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 11:16 PM
Vince was probably all like "so who's this Jerry Lee Lewis kid I keep hearing so much about?" in the meeting where they thought this one up.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
coxito
IMPUDENT WRETCH!
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posted on 4-28-2017 at 11:17 PM
Has Rick actually died now? Over 1000 posts in a thread and it hasnt been closed.
First 9
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 12:10 AM
In what had to be slow news day, Melzter thinks WWE will have Bayley kiss somebody as a response to Alexa's teasing about never kissing a boy.
janerd75
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 12:10 AM
quote:Originally posted by coxito
Has Rick actually died now? Over 1000 posts in a thread and it hasnt been closed.
But seriously fOOlks, The Rick's temporarily on leave and OOur guest webmaster is now Panky the Pancreas!!! Please have patience while
Panky's still getting the hang of the job. Lotta bile to sift through n' whatnot. Welcome Panky to the team everybOOdy! Hooray for
Panky!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
williamssl
Steers and Queers
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 12:19 AM
Better watch out around these here parts - lots of stuff going on that you aren't going to like.
Don't Mess With Texas
janerd75
The Great One
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 12:28 AM
Oh man, I only get weekend nutz with the booze and none of the other stuff. I'll never get off this stupid rock that way. Oh wait,
nevermind. Just had an emojipiphany! Yay, speed holes!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
G-Spot
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 04:37 AM
"G-Spot rocks the g-spot!!!
**Ghandi (Clone High)**
Count Zero
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 06:40 AM
quote:Originally posted by DKBroiler
Royberto posts matter.
If they are finally what pushes this site into the 21st century with an "ignore list" feature? I suppose they will
have had an impact I can't argue with.
Also, further proof that Weird Al is some kind of major deity: he wrote a love song to his pancreas. That man is too talented to be a mere
mOOrtal like the rest of us. I am steadfastly in awe of his abilities.
[Edited on 4-29-2017 by Count Zero]
DKBroiler
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 11:28 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by DKBroiler
Royberto posts matter.
If they are finally what pushes this site into the 21st century with an "ignore list" feature? I suppose they will
have had an impact I can't argue with.
Also, further proof that Weird Al is some kind of major deity: he wrote a love song to his pancreas. That man is too talented to be a mere
mOOrtal like the rest of us. I am steadfastly in awe of his abilities.
[Edited on 4-29-2017 by Count Zero]
Count Zero posts matter more.
Braun Strowman guy.
Count Zero
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 08:45 PM
quote:Originally posted by DKBroiler
Count Zero posts matter more.
My inner Janerd is saying:
royberto
Showstopper
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 10:04 PM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
quote:Originally posted by royberto
Bitching about something, getting what you want, and then bitching that you don't want that is the issue I was calling out. Two completely
different situations. Apparently that is too hard a concept for you to grasp.
Ahem....
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
Please name one person here who bitched both about the match being for the title and being non-title. I have seen both sides of it and personally
fall in the latter, while also being in the "the entire feud is stupid" camp. Methinks you're seeing both from different people and then
fantastically grouping them all together. I could be wrong though - you're the one who got triggered.
You respond to everything except the core of what set you off to begin with which I am saying shouldn't have set you off because it didn't
happen..or if it did, please provide evidence.
I think I'll start referring to you as Trumpberto.
EDIT: A very valid point you could have made would have been about WWE being damned if they do / damned if they don't...that no matter what
they did with the match (make it title vs non-title), there were going to be, and are, vocal naysayers on either side. I don't know that
anyone would disagree with that....and that would then open up the discussion of the booking corner WWE backed themselves into.
But you didn't make that valid point. You attempted to make a different point which was that the very same people who were bitching about it
being title were now bitching about it being non-title. I have called bullshit on that and asked you to back it up. You still haven't. You
are Trump asserting that Obama wiretapped your phone. Go!
[Edited on 4-28-2017 by williamssl]
You can find those people all over the internet. This site isn't the only place to talk wrestling
on the internet.
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 10:10 PM
* Pete Dunne used a child as a weapon in a match in Scotland. Pete Dunne is the future of wrestling.
when @PeteDunneYxB
hits @Joe_Coffey with a child. pic.twitter.com/DPbZOFL9zU
— Toni shivers🍒 (@Tonishivers_) April 28, 2017
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
dRob78
And I am AWESOME
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 10:58 PM
quote:Originally posted by royberto
You can find those people all over the internet. This site isn't the only place to talk wrestling on the internet.
Why don't you head to one of those sites instead, then?
williamssl
Steers and Queers
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posted on 4-29-2017 at 11:07 PM
Sorry, Trumpberto...
This is how the whole thing started:
quote:Originally posted by royberto
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
The non-title element is the exclamation point of stupidity that is hopefully ending the feud of stupidity.
FUnny, but people were bitching
that it being a title match made it a foregone conclusion. Now they remove the part that caused that bitching and people still bitch anyway. I guess
hardcore smarks bitch simply to bitch.
Summarizing - you singled out my post and made like I, and others, were bitching about both the matching being for the title and then not for the
title.
Then you said this, which reinforced your earlier point:
quote:Originally posted by royberto
What am talking about is those who were bitching that the Wyatt/Orton match was a foregone conclusion because it was a title match. Well, they made it
non title which erases the foregone conclusion and now those same people are bitching that it was made a non-title match.
You make like I'm doing this. You make like it's prevalent here. And then you come back with "it's on teh internets".
What it's like arguing with you:
You're Santa's Little Helper, BTW.
Lesson learned: don't attempt to engage in any discussion with Trumpberto. Besides baiting him with Becky and Charlotte stuff, of course.
Lesson also learned: you don't have to wait to experience something for yourself for a lesson to be learned. You can learn from many past
examples involving others.
Oh wait,
nevermind. Just had an emojipiphany! Yay, speed holes!
That man is too talented to be a mere
mOOrtal like the rest of us. I am steadfastly in awe of his abilities. 
