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posted on 4-4-2017 at 06:44 AM
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posted on 4-14-2017 at 05:19 PM
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Count Zero
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posted on 4-19-2017 at 07:54 AM
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posted on 4-19-2017 at 08:33 AM
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You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 4-19-2017 at 09:45 AM
Oh my sweet Summer children, there are but two important names to this game...
...Buck Zumhofe and Cunt Dunkleman.
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posted on 4-30-2017 at 06:42 PM
Just had a thought watching video of Kane zapping Shane's nutz in the Deez Nutz: Kane vs. Cena Round. They certainly don't do shit like
that anymore. So, on that note, what Attitude Era and slightly post-EA bits could they absolutely, positively not get away with showing now? Whether
from media backlash or lack of resolve on the WWE's part or public company fretting or whatever the fuck. Stuff like:
-the aforementioned nut zapping
-Choppy choppy the peepee
-Edge/Lita live sex show
-Mae Young giving birth to hand
-Trish barking like a dog
-Shawn bouncing around the ring in loose-fitting boy shorts
-Stone Cold drunken insanity
-Pillman pulling a gun
-any Mick-esque hyperviolence
-blood masks
-swearing
-Lawler's salacious announcing when any female showed up
-Rock's salacious comments whenever any female showed up
"It will happen when it happens and not a moment before." - Me
Mickie's V-Lick would deserve to make it to the semi finals. It's the only raunchy act that's confirmed to have made Vince blow a
gasket. He apparently chewed her out so bad that Mickie, a fully growned woman, started crying.
You could have men kissing other men's asses in Vinnie Mac's world but no dirty lesbian acts.
Man, what isn't Kurt good at?
