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quote:Originally posted by DKBroiler
Thanks for the new titties random internet thief who may or may not be Janerd. For the love of all that's Royberto let Beckie be next.
That said, it's always a bit sad when a lady looks better with clothes on.
Bastards. All of you.
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posted on 5-5-2017 at 04:47 AM
Braun Strowman guy.
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posted on 5-5-2017 at 07:30 AM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
That's yOOur Drag Queen, a-holes.
FTFY.
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posted on 5-5-2017 at 07:42 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
That's yOOur Drag Queen, a-holes.
FTFY.
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posted on 5-5-2017 at 09:23 PM
Former WWE wrestler Victoria has now had a sex video and nude pics hacked and posted. Who's next?
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posted on 5-5-2017 at 09:33 PM
Since there's a topic for it in that other thread, it'd be cool if we could get that link switched out to a link to that topic instead.
I'd prefer not to swipe-click it on my phone and whatnot.
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Man, I don't want to victim shame in any capacity, because I'm all for being empowered by your sexuality and loving your body and sharing
photos of it with whomever you choose, and it is appalling that these women keep having their privacy violated, but with that said: these women have
to learn to stop leaving this shit in the cloud. It's gonna get hacked. You had the reasonable expectation of privacy pre-Fappening, but that
was two years ago and it seems like nobody has learned anything.
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posted on 5-5-2017 at 10:11 PM
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by janerd75
That's yOOur Drag Queen, a-holes.
FTFY.
*polite video-response*
You're welcome! Have a good day, eh buddy?
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posted on 5-8-2017 at 01:53 AM
* Emma got injured during the WWE tour of England this weekend; Sasha did that double-knee to the gut while Emma was laying across the second
turnbuckle; Emma landed awkwardly on her right shoulder and couldn't continue so the ref signaled the dreaded X-for-injury; looks like some kind
of shoulder separation that happened
* Titus O'Neill is getting sued for over a million dollars by a cameraman that worked on the WWE Swerved prank show; apparently during the
episode with the cattle prod, when Titus got zapped he booted the cameraman in the arm, knocking the camera out of his hand; the plaintiff is suing
for damage to his fingers, hand, and arm
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 5-8-2017 at 02:56 AM
The Titus thing is likely one of those sounds worse than it really will be... Jericho talked about getting sued in I think his third book and in sum
it was basically that Vince is pretty adamant about going to the mat on frivolous or over-inflated lawsuits ... no matter what it costs them in
lawyers fee's to fight it.
Even if that wasn't the case it is doubtful that Titus would be on the hook for anywhere near that amount given the whole getting zapped by a
cattle prod thing and ensuing bodily reactions likely being arguably involuntary... The WWE, The Swerved producers (that Jackass guy), and whomever it
was that shocked Titus would likely be more culpable targets. I can't speak to American law but there is a case up here in Canada (I work in
insurance doing claims, so fault and cause factor into it quite a bit) that kind of addressed the whole proximate cause thing; or is frequently
trotted out as an example; basically you have a kid lighting a fire cracker and throwing it at a person; that person then catches it and knocks it
into a stand/store which then catches fire... while the guy who touched it last is the last link in the chain, the culpable party would be the person
who directly set off the chain of events... I'm assuming something like this is probably the general thinking in the USA courts, or at least
some form of fault percentage is applied by the courts.
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posted on 5-8-2017 at 03:06 AM
As Titus is a fellow Gator whom I'm contractually obligated to support and as a practitioner of Bird Law, I'm going with the He Who Smelt
It Dealt It defense.
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posted on 5-8-2017 at 05:46 AM
Re-read it again and the guy is claiming Titus kicked him deliberately, not because of a spasm from getting shocked, and that he fled from the room
because he was afraid Titus was gonna beat the shit out of him.
* Glenn (Kane) Jacobs picked up the endorsement today of Senator Rand Paul in the race for local batcrap crazy Ayn Rand-roid libertarian candidate
for, err, mayor of Knox County, Kentucky
[Edited on 5/8/2017 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 5-8-2017 at 06:16 PM
Jim Ross has announced he will be doing commentary with Nigel McGuinness for the recent UK shows taped in Norwich,England to air on WWE Network:
* Strowman will be undergoing minor surgery to his elbow which will keep him out of action for 6 t0 8 weeks. He will be replaced at both Extreme Rules
and Great Balls of Fire, but there's been no determination by whom.
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posted on 5-9-2017 at 04:16 PM
quote:Originally posted by CCharger
* Strowman will be undergoing minor surgery to his elbow which will keep him out of action for 6 t0 8 weeks. He will be replaced at both Extreme Rules
and Great Balls of Fire, but there's been no determination by whom.
This sucks, but I do look forward to his return and yelling "I'm not finished with you!!!!!" before beating the holy hell out of Roman Reigns
for his heinous attack!
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 09:34 AM
Ugh, that news has been followed with rumors that they'll do Roman vs Bray again in the mean time. Can they just put the poor bastard out of
his misery and take him out of the upper midcard/Main Event scene?
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 05:31 PM
It's funny that Bray versus Roman has kind of fallen from the realm of being a (maybe not must-see) very cool matchup... go bad what 3-4 years
ago when you had that stand off in the ring between the Shield and the Wyatts where Bray and Roman were front and centre to one another and that
looked like something that could potentially be a generational ongoing feud.
Now Roman gets pops (or is it the other guy) when someone kicks his ass, and Bray gets a pop during his entrance, says a bunch of weird shit, then
either gets hurt or loses or wins but then is subsequently forgotten for a few months.
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 08:45 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Re-read it again and the guy is claiming Titus kicked him deliberately, not because of a spasm from getting shocked, and that he fled from the room
because he was afraid Titus was gonna beat the shit out of him.
* Glenn (Kane) Jacobs picked up the endorsement today of Senator Rand Paul in the race for local batcrap crazy Ayn Rand-roid libertarian candidate
for, err, mayor of Knox County, Kentucky
[Edited on 5/8/2017 by Paddlefoot]
Just for Shits n Giggles:
I like that there was no bashing of the other candidate(s). Or electrocution of their genitalia. But, who knows?
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 09:27 PM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
* Glenn (Kane) Jacobs picked up the endorsement today of Senator Rand Paul in the race for local batcrap crazy Ayn Rand-roid libertarian candidate
for, err, mayor of Knox County, Kentucky
He's running for mayor of Knox County Tennessee.
There's also a Knox KY, but that one isn't being invaded by Kanenites.
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posted on 5-10-2017 at 10:07 PM
No one else is amused that Mr. Jacobs is using fire symbols and motifs in his campaign?
Frankly, I'm not surprised. If elected, Mr. Jacobs, a libertarian, has vowed to eliminate all fire codes.
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posted on 5-11-2017 at 04:36 AM
Surprised? No. Amused? Hell (heh) yes.
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posted on 5-11-2017 at 05:02 AM
Sets local Democrat on fire, wins election by 30-point margin.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 5-11-2017 at 08:07 AM
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Sets local Democrat on fire, wins election by 30-point margin.
He's running in Tennessee, does he really need to set a Democrat on fire to win by 30%?
It's a sick world, and I'm a happy guy!!!
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posted on 5-11-2017 at 01:21 PM
quote:Originally posted by OffIceman
He's running in Tennessee, does he really need to set a Democrat on fire to win by 30%?
Well, he's running as a Libertarian, not a Republican. So, mabey?
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posted on 5-11-2017 at 09:30 PM
Take this with the appropriate helping of salt, but the word is that Vince wants Aleister Black on the main roster yesterday.
I'm all for it, but we heard this rumor about Finn for a good year before he actually got called up, so I won't hold my breath.
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