Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni 
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David S. Pumpkins better be inside that house or this one is turning into piss-break time. 
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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Nobledictator1278
Fella
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This is all Matt Hardy's fault
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G-Spot
"El Diablo"
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This House of Whores match sooooo needs to be Broken! King Maxel...where are you?!?!?
"G-Spot rocks the g-spot!!!
**Ghandi (Clone High)**
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GodEatGod
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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Let the Meth-House Brawl begin!
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7150
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Sam & Dean from Supernatural show up and start beating Randy up with iron bars because Bray told them he's a ghost.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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G-Spot
"El Diablo"
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DOLLS ON THE CEILING...DISHES IN THE SINK...THE HORROR...THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETA: This House of Horrors looks better than my house!
[Edited on 5-1-2017 by G-Spot]
"G-Spot rocks the g-spot!!!
**Ghandi (Clone High)**
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janerd75
The Great One 
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Oh Christ Jesus they're really doing a WWE Films Production interpretation of True Detective Season 1 of this abomination. That's your
HOLY SHIT chant of the night. They're really doing it! What the fuck must be going on in the arena where they're showing this to paying
customers?!?! My god...what have they done?   
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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This meth-house brawl needs this guy to show up and shut 'em down.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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the goon
Sister Act
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The twist should be that Bray's House of Horrors is located on the east coast and it's going to take five days for the limo to reach the
arena in San Jose.
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Nobledictator1278
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Anyone know who the 1 more successful superstar is other than Rollins..... its not Reigns is it..... seems like he has a few losses....
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
The twist should be that Bray's House of Horrors is located on the east coast and it's going to take five days for the limo to reach the
arena in San Jose.
{insert 'post of the day' ribbon here}
I am going to be very surprised when Orton is revealed to be the limo driver.
I am also going to be surprised when the limo just happens to arrive between matches. Conveniently.
[Edited on 5-1-2017 by williamssl]
Don't Mess With Texas
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Nobledictator1278
Fella
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WWE's main problem right now is that there really doesn't ever feel to be any stakes.... and they clearly don't have anyone that
reigns in horrid ideas like House of Horrors ..... Joe wins.... Rollins wins...what difference does it make. WWE needs to figure out a way to make
matches matter.
Where the hell did bray get his lamp from...... COME ON WWE your not even trying.
[Edited on 5-1-2017 by Nobledictator1278]
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Ortonmustdie
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About the only take-away i got from the House of Horrible match was that I had the same vinyl floor pattern and coloring in my kitchen growing up in
the 70's.....I never knew what a creepy house i lived in back then!
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GodEatGod
Man of a Thousand Holds
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The main effect of the match on Bray seems to be tuberculosis. SO MUCH COUGHING.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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My only hope is that WWE used up their entire quota of suck for the year right here and we are in for an awesome 7 months
[Edited on 5-1-2017 by williamssl]
Don't Mess With Texas
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dRob78
And I am AWESOME
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quote:
Originally posted by GodEatGod
The main effect of the match on Bray seems to be tuberculosis. SO MUCH COUGHING.
Meth fumes. Also, Randy must have Gay Spookied himself to the arena during the 40 minute limo ride that apparently wore Bray down even more than the
"fight" in the "crack house."
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janerd75
The Great One
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Joe and Seth was great, but what they offered should be the standard for RAM and not a PPV.
Sooooooooooooo, the Bayou is only aboot 45 minutes away from San Jose, yes?
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7150
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Pretty decent of WWE though to provide two piss-breaks in one night.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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the goon
Sister Act
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Random fun fact: tonight is going to be the fourth WWE Payback in a row featuring Roman Reigns in the main event.
With that said, all three of those previous main events were actually damn good matches, so here's hoping Reigns and Strowman can somehow keep
the streak going.
EDIT: Dear God, I hope that Mahal costing Orton the match means he's not winning the WWE title next month.
[Edited on 5-1-2017 by the goon]
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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Jinder is a face, right?
Don't Mess With Texas
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janerd75
The Great One
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BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL!!!
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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GodEatGod
Man of a Thousand Holds
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I know the Bollywood Boys are cruisers, but Jesus, they looked like children attacking Randy.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Well, Bray won. I suppose I should be happy, but the fact that it took the interference of 3 Naan Band to score the victory just leaves me...bleh.
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
Posts 7150
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Roman's lucky tonight. The audience seems to have used up a lot of booing on the Orton/Bray match.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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janerd75
The Great One
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quote:
Originally posted by CM Crunk
Well, Bray won. I suppose I should be happy, but the fact that it took the interference of 3 Naan Band to score the victory just leaves me...bleh.
You don't show up much for nuthin' and then drop in to scoop up all the pun related accolades with "3 Naan Band"?!?!?!? I hope
Trumpberto puts you in your place with a 69% import tax on art supplies from Choina, you bastard.
...Bippity Boo and Skibbity Bop or whatever the fuck. - punkerhardcornette
BRAY WYATT'S SPOOKY DOOKY VARIETY HOUR - Illy P.
I expect a company that's basically a cluster of jock shitheads to act like a place that's run by a cluster of jock shitheads. - P. Foot,
Esq.
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