janerd75
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Homina homina homina! Ah-OOGA! 
My golly, this is going to be awful isn't it?  
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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Ortonmustdie
Fella
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quote:
Originally posted by Flash
Even the finish to the New Day match was the drizzling shits... the WWE is 0/2 tonight.
If nothing else, i'm enjoying seeing Lana's ass.
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DKBroiler
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Lana's putting on a clinic. What the fuck is going on. Haha.
Braun Strowman guy.
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DKBroiler
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Lana's gonna win and instantly lose to Carmella ... and there it is
Braun Strowman guy.
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janerd75
The Great One
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"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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DKBroiler
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quote:
Originally posted by DKBroiler
Lana's gonna win and instantly lose to Carmella ... and there it is
Or not.
Braun Strowman guy.
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Flash
The Great One
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That Lana/Naomi match was actually pretty good until the finish where Lana just looked incredibly stupid standing there watching Carmella forever...
if you cut that spot; which totally feels like the WWE trolling us; that would have been a good match from top to bottom... sticking that spot in
there, and then not even acting on it was crap.
Tonight is 0/3.
ETA: You know if they had of let Carmella cash in and win it might've made the earlier snafu a bit more palatable as it would have made the
whole women's division a bit messier and have given you a few directions for different stories you could have told... but they didn't and
we're still stuck with a stupid finish.
[Edited on 6-19-2017 by Flash]
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the goon
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Only two matches left and still nearly two hours to go...either the men's MITB match is going to be long as shit, we're getting a bonus
match/in-ring segment, or this PPV is ending at like 10:20 EST.
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LoveMuscle
And I am AWESOME
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My wife wants to know why the New Day has scrotums drawn on their outfits.
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scott19buckeye
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I liked the end of the tag match. Keeps the feud going and it gives gravitas to announcers talking about champions advantage.
MIKE KANELLIS!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!
Have they done that before?!?!
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janerd75
The Great One
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What. The fuck. Is going. ON?    
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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Huh.
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the goon
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Line of the night goes to Breezango, which probably went over the head of anyone under 30:
Breeze: It's a VHS tape.
Fandango: Is it Colosseum?
Breeze: I don't think so.
Nash is only a few inches bigger than JBL and depending on how stiff he gets Punk should be able to take it. -JB King, meant in a totally non-sexual
way
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Flash
The Great One
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Awwww Bennett took Kanellis last name; the WWE is so progressive.
As someone who has no idea who Bennett is, that was not a good intro.
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
Line of the night goes to Breezango, which probably went over the head of anyone under 30:
Breeze: It's a VHS tape.
Fandango: Is it Colosseum?
Breeze: I don't think so.
Goddamnit. Step out for a cigarette and I miss a Breezango segment?!
edit: Jinder and Randy are up next. On one hand, at least we're getting it out of the way. But on the other, that pretty much means nothing
interesting will happen after it's done.
[Edited on 6/19/2017 by CM Crunk]
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OORick
We Run 
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I think I see the "out" for that finish to the Women's Match.... yes, it was stupid of Lana to get that distracted for that long. But I spoke
of miscalculations and possible recalibrations of her character.
If what happens on Tuesday is they Dusty the MitB Briefcase off of Carmella, and transition into a face turn for Lana (who is pissed at Carmella for
costing her the title), and a non-title feud for Lana/Carmella.... well, that's just some jim-dandy thinking-on-the-fly for a creative team that
was no doubt told "Lana is the new Hot Prancing Heel."
But if the reaction she's getting is enough to de-stripper her and make her a real babyface (who is still slightly less-clothed than the rest of
the girls), this is a good idea if you like telling stories that align with how fans are reacting.
Lana costs Carmella the briefcase in the First Ever Money In The Bank Free-Per-View Rematch Match.... which, by the way, is happening on Tuesday, at
the previously mentioned Nutter Center. Which is in....
Dayton, Ohio. So screw you haters, I might get a good live experience out of this!
Also: am I reading too much into things, or are the Fashion Police going to break the Fourth Wall by facing off against somebody from Southpaw
Championship Wrestling? (1) They suddenly went all 80s on us (and St. Louis is NOT Miami). (2) Fandango was talking to "Chet" on the phone (and he
is "Chet Chetterfield" in SCW). (3) They challenge came via VHS, complete with the exact same phony VHS distortion used by SCW.
Time will tell, as we have a new extra match to take up time during these next 2 hours.
In the meantime, Mike and Maria have debuted, and their gimmick is apparently Maria Wearing the Pants. And also: "Having a theme song." But
absolutely nothing else, which is kind of meh.
And the WWE Title Match is up next, so if the Legends are doing anything to take up substantial time, it's gonna be in this match, not a
stand-alone segment. Huh.....
Rick
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scott19buckeye
And I am AWESOME
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Is it bad that I'm going to top off my drink and take a piss during the championship match? No one cares.
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DKBroiler
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I'm oddly interested in this PPV now. It's like train wreck disaster porn.
Braun Strowman guy.
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First 9
The Rowdy One
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WWE having Bennett take Maria's last name to draw heat is fucking hilarious.
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DKBroiler
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Jinder getting nuclear heat from Middle Murrica. I think this might be good. Bizarro in the Bank continues!
Braun Strowman guy.
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by First 9
WWE having Bennett take Maria's last name to draw heat is fucking hilarious.
"The Alpha Cuck" Mike Kanellis? I don't know anything about the guy, but can anyone in the know answer me this: is the ceiling on him higher
than say, Shawn "Meat" Stasiak?
Also, I don't give a shit about Mahal, Orton, or any of the legends at ringside. I've been in and out, what's the common thread
linking the old timers?
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royberto
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| posted on 6-19-2017 at 02:33 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by the goon
Line of the night goes to Breezango, which probably went over the head of anyone under 30:
Breeze: It's a VHS tape.
Fandango: Is it Colosseum?
Breeze: I don't think so.
Don't forget "Property of Paul E." on the 80's cell phone.
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janerd75
The Great One
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quote:
Originally posted by CM Crunk
Also, I don't give a shit about Mahal, Orton, or any of the legends at ringside. I've been in and out, what's the common thread
linking the old timers?
Hep C and alimony payments.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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LoveMuscle
And I am AWESOME
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I'm disappointed that Bob Orton didn't have a cast on his arm.
What are the odds of him being involved in the finish? Without blading, of course.
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
quote:
Originally posted by CM Crunk
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